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They're only doing so to be contrarian.
"I don't like X person, they're enjoying this, so I must be against it and support others who are against it!"
Artcow Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99 - Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's
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"I don't like X person, they're enjoying this, so I must be against it and support others who are against it!"
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How long till some so called journalist shits out an article about how this is an alt right meme
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I used to check this thread a lot, since I enjoyed readin' about Jess. But I got bored since it only got like, a post a week. Imagine my fuckin' surprise when I remember this existed and saw 25 new fucking pages.
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They're probably still colluding so they can drop 5+ copy-pasted articles at once to force their narrative.
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Also, why would anyone wish for an end to good content? This "gal" is a gift. I've been entertained all day by this happening. The artist doesn't look like the kind of shitty that fucks other people up, but fucks themselves up in their 'tism.
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Probably a matter of hours at this point. You don't get a hashtag trending on Twitter organically that goes against the narrative and get away scott free.
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Some fun-hater has decided to attempt to rewrite the comic so that Newguy is in the wrong... somehow.
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Listen, person who I will never talk to, the main problem with Jess is that she's not just a dick to cishet white dudebros. She's a dick to anybody that argues with her, and her scumfuck asskissers encourage this bad behavior, and then Jess wonders why she hates herself so much and is depressed all the time. It's 'cause she hangs around people who pull these retarded mental gymnastics to justify them being allowed to be bitchy because OH HOW THEY SUFFER! THEY SUFFER SO, MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
It's why every single person defending Jess brings up Pewdiepie and him being rich. They can't comprehend that the way the comic is set up just makes Jess come off as petty and antagonistic. If you're only nice to people who agree with you, then you're not a nice person.
Even with all that said, compared to Sophie Labelle and Bria, Jess is practically an angel. She just hangs around terrible, miserable people who in turn, make her terrible and miserable. Unlike a lot of cows, I think she has the capacity to not be bitchy, but she won't change unless it's forced upon her. I think the only thing that could snap her out of this would be to be cancelled by the very people enabling her, but she's already an emotional wreck.
IDK, I have a weird soft spot for Jess just because I've seen where she started and how she keeps falling into these bad behaviors but then shows the faintest glimmers of self-awareness or resentment for where she's placed in her "community."
I don't see how anybody can look at this and not think "this is a cry for help."
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Damn, when Shen "Stop calling me bikecuck" even jumps on the train, you know you done fucked up.
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@FluffyTet said it best:
Seriously, though, I don't want anybody we have threads on to kill themselves.
And not for shallow, bleak reasons like "we won't see anymore fun content."
But because I don't like when we get blamed for it.
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Agreed. It's better these people stew in their own misery than off themselves. The less heat that gets drawn towards us, the less likely web-hosting sites (or worse, actual legislation) will feel inclined to target us with their ban-hammers.
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Now fren, you know that always happens regardless. Really I shouldn't even say "regardless" since I'm not aware of any cows that we've unironically wished death upon or laughed heartily at their demise* when it happened.
Any tranny that slips on their staircase dilator blames TERFs and the Farms and claims we tried to kill them. It's just how it is.
*Mass shooter cows, pedo cows, and zoosadists are the obvious and Very Brave™ exceptions
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Don't be fooled, that's an edit. It's a testament to Shen's writing and style though that you thought it was real. (original comic is about Nintendo's Kirby)
Maintaining monthly or so updates on their comics is really paying off to my smug satisfaction right now. Never expected the traffic but glad people are enjoying the thread thanks to current events."Oh hey the original artist of that new meme is a spastic twitter/tumblr tranny. I wonder if we have a thread abou--"
Love this place
r/pewdiepiesubmissions seems to be oblivious to the #NewGuy hashtag and fanart. KYM has an article going already though:
New Guy
Updated about 15 hours ago by Adam.
Added about 18 hours ago by Adam.
About
New Guy refers to a character in a comic strip made by artist Mallorie Jessica Udischas, aka sweetbeans99. In the comic, a purple-haired character laughs about a "millionaire gamer-bro douchebag" who got robbed, most likely a reference to PewDiePie getting robbed in early December 2019. Her co-worker, whose nametag reads "New Guy," says, "Hey, how'd you like it if you were robbed?" The purple-haired character then sarcastically remarks that she and the "new guy" could be friends but then says "Hell no." While the comic drew backlash from people who read the comic as the author laughing at PewDiePie's misfortune, others began to sympathize with the "new guy" character, creating fan art emphasizing his wholesomeness.
Origin
On December 2nd, 2019, PewDiePie's home with Marzia Kjellberg was reportedly robbed by thieves who broke into the house.[1] On December 8th, webcomic artist Mallorie Jessica Udischas, aka sweetbeans99, published a comic wherein her main character appeared to be laughing at PewDiePie's misfortune (shown below).[2] In the comic, a character called "New Guy" attempts to temper her mirth by saying "How would you like it if you were robbed?"
Spread
The comic began spreading on Twitter in late 2019 and early 2020. On January 1st, 2020, OneyNG [3] posted the comic, writing "I wanted to start my year good but this was the first thing I saw today," gaining over 2,000 retweets and 24,000 likes. In the replies, people began making edits to the comic, altering the purple-haired character's dialogue and the relationship between her and New Guy. @PaladinDraws[3] posted an example in which the purple-haired character takes New Guy's advice, gaining over 950 retweets and 8,700 likes (shown below, left). Twitter user @Oh_Turbo_Nerd[4] posted a Loss edit of the comic, gaining over 290 retweets and 2,000 likes (shown below, right).
As the comic continued spreading through Twitter, others began creating fan art sympathizing with New Guy. For example, Twitter user @Lynthoraxs[5] posted art in which New Guy told people not to attack @sweetbeans99 and instead focus on being kind (shown below, left). User @sauceelf[6] tweeted fan art drawn by @kryanari saying they wanted to make New Guy the first wholesome meme of 2020, gaining over 150 retweets and 790 likes (shown below, right). The memes were covered by Cheezburger.[7]
Search Interest
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External References
[1] Insider – Marzia Kjellberg said 90% of her valuables were stolen by thieves who broke into her and PewDiePie's house
[2] Tumblr – sweetbeans99
[3] Twitter – PaladinDraws
[4] Twitter – Oh_Turbo_Nerd
[5] Twitter – @Lynthoraxs
[6] Twitter – @sauceelf
[7] Cheezburger – 'New Guy' Memes Are The Wholesome Content We Deserve
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Heh.
My new favorite version of that meme.
My new favorite version of that meme.
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I liked it except for the date; it needs an edit for a more recent time, which is pretty low effort but this is the one circulating so it's too late.
tumblr's hard to navigate without having an account but I liked this recent find:
artist is a brony; these people are going to tear themselves apart and draw lines in the sand over nothing
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Perhaps more interestingly, how many of those articles will be written by troon 'journalists' who already have a thread here?
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I thought Ana Valens would be a shoe-in, but they seem oblivious to the memery after skimming their twitter feed.
Laura Kate Dale is too busy peddling books and begging for patrons to be aware as well.
Zinnia Jones & Heather Alexandra are also not on top of things.
In fact, @sophnar0747 seems to be the only trans writer actually on top of events:
Time will tell, this might take a few days for their vacation time to wear off.
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She doesn't count, she does actual journalism.
I was thinking Ana Valens and/or Katelyn Burns, this seems completely up their alley. Valens especially, since this is the sort of story The Daily Dot would cream itself over.
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Because "muh harassment" which is any time at all any SJW ever sees their name and it isn't 100% worshipful praise.