MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King - TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms

[Elwood P. Dowd]

She’s obviously a grifter disguised as one of these “news/hot takes channels” who just regurgitates opinions from people more popular than her, only instead of using obnoxious bold text in the thumbnail to grab your attention, she uses her mediocre tits. Matt is a bitch, but he is absolutely in the right here.

It's weird how prominently guitars are displayed on her "set," yet I've never seen any evidence she can actually play. Maybe she can, dunno, but I think there were two or three of them in a few videos, even.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

It's weird how prominently guitars are displayed on her "set," yet I've never seen any evidence she can actually play. Maybe she can, dunno, but I think there were two or three of them in a few videos, even.

As much as I want to believe people have hidden depths that they won't exploit in the process of bolstering their e-fame, everything is a prop to these plastic shit-collecting children, it'd be a miracle if she could do anything with it.

 

[Jack Awful]

MechaRandom42 was dumb for threatening to sue him if it's just a video but if you look at her Twitter she claims Matt has been stalking her for a year and a half. Maybe he's been demanding bobs and vagene at knifepoint, leaving boulders outside her house like cats leave dead mice, etc.

MechaRandom42, Queen Mecha of the FandomMenace on Twitter

“@Lyde15 @DDayCobra @TheQuartering @YellowFlashGuy @ThomasConnorsJr I don't, but he's a toxic, obsessed stalker. He can harm my income because he has been known to false flag YouTube channels, destroying them. I've asked him for a year and a half to leave me alone. This is my last straw being...

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https://archive.li/BKwCl

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Hopefully, she'll spill the beans. Or get Jarbo's channels nuked for 'creator on creator harassment'. LOL.

Making Matt look sane takes a truly exceptional individual.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

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Here it is.

The literal first frame of the first and supposedly last video of Mundane Matt in the new decade.

No, but really, why would you start your video with about a full second of you looking like you're in the middle of having a stroke?

That picture reminds me of this

 

[Shady Attorney]

That picture reminds me of this

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At least that guy on the bottom has at least slim chances of making money

 

[GaryGrey]

Has a wife and is raising a child. Yet shamelessly posts to Twitter about downloading porn late at night. Maybe he was "polishing his boulders" before he logged into twitter.


http://archive.li/wip/ggALs

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I remember the leak where he was going to weasel into 40k.

I wish he did. This guy would have had a field day joking about him.

Has a wife and is raising a child. Yet shamelessly posts to Twitter about downloading porn late at night. Maybe he was "polishing his boulders" before he logged into twitter.
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I'm just wondering how many videos with blacks that Mia chick has...

 

[WutangLee]

I wish he did. This guy would have had a field day joking about him.

a bit unrelated, but I despise rats that attack warhammer fantasy youtubers. Age of Sigmar or Vanilla. They have enough trouble with 40k and GW attacking them on both sides. But his autistical toxic warhammer fandom defense is what Matt would expect. Especially since he doesn't have his spine to put his foot down.

 

[AltisticRight]

Jarbo being the master of faggot logic again.
"Because you work for the blaze (which should have happened to Shapiro's ancestors during WW2), all your statements made on HuffPo is to be discarded".

Quite rich coming from a flagging faggot. It's like saying 2+2=4 is wrong because the person is a mathematician and thus biased to mathematics. Doesn't hold up under anything.

Also imagine blocking Lauren Chen of all people. She's just some milquetoast centre-right holochristianity Zionist, as "mundane" as politics gets.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Hmmm... I wonder why Matt would rank Toy Story 2 the worst of the series...

Matt Jarbo on Twitter

“TOY STORY movies ranked TOY STORY TOY STORY 4 TOY STORY 3 TOY STORY 2 https://t.co/olwMSkf2kr”

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Matt is going fedora again. Someone should really tell him that "thou shalt not judge" is actually not a commandment nor phrase that exists in the Bible and that the Bible is full of examples of God commanding men to judge and punish sinners.

Matt Jarbo on Twitter

“"love thy fellow man" "thou shall not judge" Organized religion is bullshit "Leaders of the United Methodist Church announced a plan to split over LGBTQ issues" https://t.co/hSEffgX1im”

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Matt seems to be enjoying Tim Pool apparently blocking a critic despite the fact that Matt blocked Lauren Chen for winning the fight that Matt picked with her like a week ago:

 

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Hmmm... I wonder why Matt would rank Toy Story 2 the worst of the series...
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I don't know if Matt is just being contrarian just for the sake of being contrarian, but 1 is generally seen as the weakest and 2 one of the strongest. None are bad movies, but 1 feels like a proof of concept more than anything in comparison to 2. This is the same person who unironically enjoyed the latest Star Wars movie, though.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think the educated guess as to why 2 is rated last is spot on and hilarious.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Matt may be so retarded that he listed it from worst to best. It's such a Jarbo thing that he looks stupid either way if he tries to clarify it.

I hope he's not sharpening his knife after his babyrage over the Methodist news. Heaven forbid the Methodist Threat be allowed to stand.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Hmmm... I wonder why Matt would rank Toy Story 2 the worst of the series...
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Matt Jarbo on Twitter

“TOY STORY movies ranked TOY STORY TOY STORY 4 TOY STORY 3 TOY STORY 2 https://t.co/olwMSkf2kr”

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http://archive.li/NKStG

That's not the only potentially triggering thing for Matt in Toy Story 2.

When he looks at Emperor Zurg, he sees the face of Tyrone.

 

[Neko GF]

Jarbo the Hutt uploaded another MC Jarbo song- "Let Me Be Your Dad"
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjC48XkyQ_4
Hard Archive:

 

[Fougaro]

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Dear God! At this point I'm convinced you could introduce Matt to a suicidally depressed person and make them go "Holy shit! As long as I'm not Matt, life is still worth living!".

 

[AltisticRight]

That picture reminds me of this

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Just look at the energy in this man, it's -∞.
Look at how his eyes are slanted too, he's just like Ian Miles Chingcheong.

Despite one being somewhat white and the other being a gook, they look like fucking siblings.

 

[Yotsubaaa]

Courtesy of our favorite Chilean:

Dame Pesos on Twitter

“MundaneMatt told his therapist about Dame Pesos! lol Do you think he said that crying? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA”

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(https://archive.li/WJDPr)

I'll see if I can find the stream chat this was from.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

But Matt, Dame's audience is far larger than yours, why would he need you to notice him if it gets him no additional clout from the five people who like your tweets? He simply needs access to the vast reservoir of people who hate you.

How does one "attempt" rather than succeed at emulating Matt when they get more views and popularity than him? Not being boring enough, perhaps? Maybe not as ugly, stupid, cuckolded, or broke? That jealous Pesos, he wishes he could be Matt.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I suppose the question is how long can he keep this up, his metrics must be tanking and everyone hates him.