Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

The only thing missing from this picture is a newspaper with today's date
Clotso has repeatedly stated that she doesn't even like apples
Flashback to when she poured a can of premade applesauce made her own homemade applesauce to show everyone how healthy she is
her meals hardly ever make sense
When one only ever eats fast food the 2 parts veg/1 part protein/1 part carbs formula is lost on them.
I hope those pants are not made out of wool.
I would be stunned and a bit impressed if Clotso ever invested in a natural fiber garment large enough to fit her.
 
Why does she spend over 300 dollars on groceries? Theres her problem.
When you never really had to work in life because your family have always paid for everything; you do not understand the value of money. Chantal is basically the white trash version of a trust fund kid. Nothing happens in her life unlike the rich but her basics needs are met. She never has to worry about going hungry or having a roof over her head.

It is truly an unfulfilling life but it is the one she has crafted for herself and deserves.
 
When you never really had to work in life because your family have always paid for everything; you do not understand the value of money. Chantal is basically the white trash version of a trust fund kid. Nothing happens in her life unlike the rich but her basics needs are met. She never has to worry about going hungry or having a roof over her head.

It is truly an unfulfilling life but it is the one she has crafted for herself and deserves.

She's been on youtube 3 years and I don't think she's showed us a single improvement she's made to her living situation. That couch she has is literally splitting apart at the seams from the few shots of it we've gotten. She lives in a low level brain fog and depression and it's all caused by her weight but she can't fix it. She can't even begin to know that she turned her "career" into being a glutton on camera.

Who says God doesn't have a sense of ironic humor?
 
She's been on youtube 3 years and I don't think she's showed us a single improvement she's made to her living situation. That couch she has is literally splitting apart at the seams from the few shots of it we've gotten. She lives in a low level brain fog and depression and it's all caused by her weight but she can't fix it. She can't even begin to know that she turned her "career" into being a glutton on camera.

Who says God doesn't have a sense of ironic humor?

It's not splitting, the cats use it to scratch. But That is just one section that Bibi and Chantal kept of the couch as they replaced the rest of it with a new couch. Do you NOT remember that Chantal sat on the sectional and fucking broke it? Bibi didn't want to put any new furniture on the end because he figured that the cats would destroy that too. It's not like Chantal has trained the cats to stay off furniture and tables or anything...

I also think the marinara was a stupid purchase because I truly don't think she's going to have "paassstaaa" but will use it on the chicken and sausages because sauce/dip. I'm betting based on summer videos, that she'll not realize that she can braise the meats and then cover with cheese like a parmesan dinner, but will serve besides a melted cheese glob.

@Casket Base also nailed it. Chantal's intro is the fucking cat sitting on her meal plan worksheet and kept biting her. The Worksheet is remedial level. Has 6 meals (Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner+ 3 snacks) with a total on the bottom of Dairy, Veg (restricted) veg (free), Carb, Protein, Fat and Water. Seems she didn't really think much about filling out the plan first and then shopping. Images are not uploading now, so perhaps I'll edit in later. A good view is at the 00:30 mark.

I'm still amazed at how much food she got - like why did she buy in bulk? Celery will get soft after a few days and here she is buying 2 or 3 bunches. For what recipe? it is just a free veggie since it's just stringy crunch water? I just know that using her Costco list as a guide, that I could probably come up with a menu for a full week of 3 meals and 3 snacks, 7 days for about $50 by just adding in or swapping some fucking ingredients that make sense and keeping it moderate to low carb and lower fat.

Shame is that if she's left to her own devices to learn after a session every week or two? She's not going to learn as her inner monologue is always going to push her in these fucked up directions and horrible food combinations. She really needs someone to like fucking be with her 24/7 to be like "Bitch, no.... this is the plan, this is how you execute it".
 
Why the old picture? I guess because they both look way less bald and decripit here.

I would be stunned and a bit impressed if Clotso ever invested in a natural fiber garment large enough to fit her.
For all the money she wastes on food, produce that will go bad, and Lush bullshit you'd think she'd pony up for a pair of regular black leggings at least so we can stop making fun of her golf pants.
 
I wonder if Chantal thinks that she will binge on all these veggies as a replacement for the shit she usually eats. We know, and she should at least suspect, that this will never happen and the stuff will go bad. If she does binge on the produce, she will be back in the ER fairly soon (hopefully).
Edit: she may be avoiding black leggings because that is Al's trademark lewk. It would be funny to see Chantal vlogging on a scootypuff with her 5xl legeens, though.
 
I'm still amazed at how much food she got - like why did she buy in bulk?

Short answer: Because she is stupid and short-sighted, which is why this "diet" will inevitably fail within a week.
We should place bets on when the next fast food mukbang is coming. I'm saying it is less than 2 weeks away. And I am being generous here.
 
We should place bets on when the next fast food mukbang is coming. I'm saying it is less than 2 weeks away. And I am being generous here.

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She's still shaped like a goddamned industrial fridge on shifty stilts. She looked like one of those people they keep locked away deep in the backwoods somewhere due to massive inbreeding when she held up that poor bag of frozen florets. Why do superfatties and people with huge heads wear children sized glasses? In the very least get some that are somewhat large enough (men's section) that might fit your gargantuan head. Her head and neck are getting swallowed by so much fat you can see how much of a struggle it's becoming to turn her head even the slightest bit, having to instead shift her whole body, which for her is a herculean task. Especially when she's trying to make inconspicuous shifty eyes all over the store.
God forbid she has to climb a few steps or walk a corridor. She might just pass out from exhaustion. Jfc at least ALR can still make it to Lexington for a few days (and actually make it outside the hotel!) and tromp down a fucking hallway without dieing.
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This whole holiday was completely pathetic for her (for anyone) and it basically refects and sums up her whole year. Failure. Heres to 2020! I'm ready for more chimpouts, faster cycling, super crazy diets, ER visits, immobility, the lies, etc. Don't disappoint Chantal and die on us too soon, youre too full of lulz.
 
Why does she spend over 300 dollars on groceries? Theres her problem.

Chantal lives in a low income area and Bibi is probably paying the bills. She has no kids, doesn’t travel or even go out much. Netflix’s cheap. She’s too fat to waste money on expensive clothes or shoes or bags. Pretty much all of her income is spent on food. It’s the only thing that makes her happy.
 
The usual goal is 10k steps per day. But shorter people actually need more because their stride isn’t as long. Based on her height her goal should be 12-14k steps per day on the lower end. Lol I give it two days.
Now don't quote me on this, as I am surely no fucking authority, lmao. But I have read a few different articles that actually state that the whole 10,000 steps thing originated randomly (it was a number pulled out of the ass of a Japanese marketing company in the 60s when they wanted to release a pedometer around the Olympics way back then and the Japanese wordage for "ten-thousand" sounded pleasing for their ads)

There isn't any true Science based on a daily 10k steps as a goal, but for over like fifty years it just became the base that actual fitness and athleticism and training blahblahblah took on. A lot of research suggests that today, with the obesity epidemic being what it is, and with NA being wildly OTT fat compared to Japan/Asia.....the daily minimum number of steps should actually be way HIGHER.

So you aren't only right....she is actually significantly WORSE off than you're saying. Fucking oof lad.

Also, grabbed a quick link to an article about some of the bs I'm babbling about
 
I place my money on a fork.

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I remember this video. She ate the guacamole cup like it was a pudding cup. If you think about it, those little guacamole cups are much smaller than a Jello pudding cup. So I'm betting she could eat 5 or 6 at a time as a "snack" without batting an eye. I wouldn't be surprised if those two huge Costco packs are gonzo by now.

(Also, she legit looks like a 55-year-old woman in a 90-year-old grandma top in this pic).
 
Now don't quote me on this, as I am surely no fucking authority, lmao. But I have read a few different articles that actually state that the whole 10,000 steps thing originated randomly (it was a number pulled out of the ass of a Japanese marketing company in the 60s when they wanted to release a pedometer around the Olympics way back then and the Japanese wordage for "ten-thousand" sounded pleasing for their ads)

There isn't any true Science based on a daily 10k steps as a goal, but for over like fifty years it just became the base that actual fitness and athleticism and training blahblahblah took on. A lot of research suggests that today, with the obesity epidemic being what it is, and with NA being wildly OTT fat compared to Japan/Asia.....the daily minimum number of steps should actually be way HIGHER.

So you aren't only right....she is actually significantly WORSE off than you're saying. Fucking oof lad.

Also, grabbed a quick link to an article about some of the bs I'm babbling about

10,000 steps is almost 5 miles. Most fit people with on-your-feet-all-day jobs don't get that, most uwu skinny asians don't get that. Chantal is sure as shit never going to get that. Much less surpass it.

And before anyone jumps my ass no I'm not saying it's impossible to get that. I'm saying unless you work out and make a conscious effort to get 10,000 steps you are unlikely to get it, even as an active person
 
10,000 steps is almost 5 miles. Most fit people with on-your-feet-all-day jobs don't get that, most uwu skinny asians don't get that. Chantal is sure as shit never going to get that. Much less surpass it.

And before anyone jumps my ass no I'm not saying it's impossible to get that. I'm saying unless you work out and make a conscious effort to get 10,000 steps you are unlikely to get it, even as an active person
well, I feel better now.
And guacamole is great if you are on keto doing the 10-20-70 macros, but she isn't doing that, and a fresh avocado would be a better choice, keto or not. This bitch has to have processed food.
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The stuff she actually showed was nowhere near $400 so we know there was lots of things she didnt show. There may be a few thing for her poor frail granny but we know the majority is going to chantel.

i dunno seems to me that a morbidly obese pathological liar who has a serious binging issue should NOT be buying food in bulk sizes. Remember the cheese emergency..Seeing as she could not even put the cheese away even though she was stuffed, she has zero chance of being able to say no to all of that food once it enters her house. She would be better off doing a small grocery trip, buy just enough for a few days and not keep a bingeworthy amount of food in the apt.

But she is chantal and so she will never change except to get bigger and more psycho with each passing day. It would be truly sad but fortunately she is so nasty and hateful that any sympathy for her is a waste. So watching her circle the drain is a guilt free pleasure.
 
Chantal's intro is the fucking cat sitting on her meal plan worksheet and kept biting her. The Worksheet is remedial level. Has 6 meals (Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner+ 3 snacks) with a total on the bottom of Dairy, Veg (restricted) veg (free), Carb, Protein, Fat and Water. Seems she didn't really think much about filling out the plan first and then shopping. Images are not uploading now, so perhaps I'll edit in later. A good view is at the 00:30 mark.
How many times has Chantal pulled out this fucking blank worksheet for video content? The cat sitting on it was an oh so convenient reason for it staying blank this time, and she doesn't have to answer questions about why it's forever blank. That she never fills a page out is telling. That sheet goes back in the file to be trotted out, next cycle!
a fresh avocado would be a better choice
In a true deathfat cliche she doesn't like the fresh ones. Only the pudding cup version is palatable to her. Which begs the question, like the sardines and apples, why not just eat something else altogether?
 
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And I just gotta say that Peetz' ass fetish is getting pretty embarrassing at this point. I can admire a nice ass as much as the next dude can, but when it comes to Clotso, all I think of is diarrhea, projectile shitting, wet farts, dingleberries, pants shitting, and skidmarks. It just ruins the thrill... I guess if you're Peetz, any woman will do, but I just gotta avert my eyes for those shots.

I wonder if Peetz will survive Chantal's surra de bunda against his face then.
 
I've been tied up over the last few waves of Cuntal drama, but a few thoughts...

The scooter thing was solely to deflect attention (and feign humility) after she made a complete hash of her pity-fishing NYE fuckfest like the moron she is. If Chantal were actually using a scooter, she wouldn't tell us; we'd just get even more abrupt cuts in her vlogs so she could attempt to conceal it. For all the disgusting TMI lies we hear from her, we really know quite little about her awful, pathetic life. What juicy details we get about it are generally pieced together from fuckups and complacency; they're never disclosed at will.

People are saying it's all over for her if she starts using a scooter, just like ALR. This is wrong. The ship has sailed already; we are watching the "how" of Chantal eating herself to death, the "if" was settled long ago. Go ahead and get on the scooter, Chantal; we're dying to see you talk shit about everybody else when you're an incontinent blob who can't even walk anymore. Chinny presents her sham weight loss journey as a struggle, but all she ever struggles to do is hoodwink viewers into not noticing that she's nearly 500lbs and counting. She's never made any effort to resist her goldfish urge to eat herself to death. I have no pity.


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Thanks Chantal, you're a bastion of ethics and erudition and you're definitely who I would consult for political advice. Disabling comments so nobody can call you out for being a sanctimonious fat cunt with no idea what she's talking about on any subject whatsoever, least of all international politics, really promotes a dialogue here. Hopefully the feeders who make up 90% of your followers are predominantly leftists!
 
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