Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

2 packs of oatmill, invisible turkey sausage...fajitas--no tortilla? No salsa or sour cream? No oil for frying the meat and veg??

Ameeee, I think you're lyyyying........
ps- listening to her hork back snot is repulsive...

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Why do these women think they'll die if they don't eat while they're sick? She could live off her fat for 90 days and still be fine!

Nothing from her partner, FatJen, today yet. Maybe I misunderstood, but I thought she was going to do a daily with her 'Keto,' aka, huge cheese diet, mills too. :qsand:
Eating is not important when you're sick. Getting fluids in is what you have to focus on. She's got plenty of reserve energy in all that fat, she could go a long time without food.

2 packs of oatmill, invisible turkey sausage...fajitas--no tortilla? No salsa or sour.cream? No oil for frying the meat and veg??

Ameeee, I think your lyyyying........
ps- listening to her hork back snot is repulsive...
Yeah, her calorie counts are off. The two packs of maple and brown sugar oatmeal are 320 calories, not 260. And the fajita seems way under. And do we really think she only ate one fajita?
 
Yeah, her calorie counts are off. The two packs of maple and brown sugar oatmeal are 320 calories, not 260.

Yeah. The oatmeal she buys comes in a variety pack. She is listing the calories for the apple/cinnamon flavor (130 per serving) and not the maple/whatever flavor she actually ate (160 per serving). She's also not including the calories for added milk, if any. So surprise, she's still a fat idiot who fails at counting.
 
Eating is not important when you're sick. Getting fluids in is what you have to focus on. She's got plenty of reserve energy in all that fat, she could go a long time without food.


Yeah, her calorie counts are off. The two packs of maple and brown sugar oatmeal are 320 calories, not 260. And the fajita seems way under. And do we really think she only ate one fajita?
This is why these gorls fail. They don't put enough effort into tracking food intake and calories. Meal planning fits into this, too. If they plan what they will eat that day, they can enter the food ahead of time and know if their plans will work with the calorie and macro limits they have established. It gets way easier after you do it for a while, too. But if they continue to "grab a bite" while they are out of the house this will never work. People who eat mostly home-prepped meals and rarely go out to eat can adjust to the process of measuring/weighing and logging everything they eat. MFP has everything in that database, so there is no excuse. Also, most people are really into it and try a lot harder when they are adjusting to a new lifestyle. Amy has been doing this for three fucking days and she isn't even half-assing it. She was never really serious.
And she still hasn't approved my friend request for MFP. Can someone see your food logs before they approve you? I might have scared her, lol.
 
This is why these gorls fail. They don't put enough effort into tracking food intake and calories. Meal planning fits into this, too. If they plan what they will eat that day, they can enter the food ahead of time and know if their plans will work with the calorie and macro limits they have established. It gets way easier after you do it for a while, too. But if they continue to "grab a bite" while they are out of the house this will never work. People who eat mostly home-prepped meals and rarely go out to eat can adjust to the process of measuring/weighing and logging everything they eat. MFP has everything in that database, so there is no excuse. Also, most people are really into it and try a lot harder when they are adjusting to a new lifestyle. Amy has been doing this for three fucking days and she isn't even half-assing it. She was never really serious.
And she still hasn't approved my friend request for MFP. Can someone see your food logs before they approve you? I might have scared her, lol.
I do not understand how anyone can be so ignorant when it comes to basic nutrition. This person eats Spam, processed sugar filled ‘oatmeal’, candy, no fresh vegetables that I have seen. And she just got a diagnosis of diabetes. It’s mid boggling that she doesn’t take her health more seriously when she has three children to raise. She’s going to be the type of diabetic that starts losing limbs. And her poor children are going to have to take care of her. It’s just disgusting.
 
Amy is working hard to butter Cupcake's biscuits and Cupcake is into it. I'm anxiously awaiting the moment Cupcake commits the crime of the century by 'hearting' what Amy considers a mean comment and she has another chimpout over it.
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Amy claims she lost 78 pounds in 2018. Why can't she just repeat that process? I'm going to guess this time around she loses 23 pounds and gains back 400.

Could someone who has the link to her MFP post it here so I can add it to the OP. Fanks in advance.
 
Amy is working hard to butter Cupcake's biscuits and Cupcake is into it. I'm anxiously awaiting the moment Cupcake commits the crime of the century by 'hearting' what Amy considers a mean comment and she has another chimpout over it.
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Amy claims she lost 78 pounds in 2018. Why can't she just repeat that process? I'm going to guess this time around she loses 23 pounds and gains back 400.

Could someone who has the link to her MFP post it here so I can add it to the OP. Fanks in advance.
I am getting a little forever kailyn vibe here, like she is going to be ridiculously easy to befriend & will share things that she probably shouldn't. another sped vortex.
 
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You can use MFP to plan out your day but why do that when you can wait till your video goes up and copy across only the mills you showed in it.
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Another footlong?! Also we know you have to purchase something else at Wendys to get the Jnr Frosty, sis.

Edit: she stumbles so hard over the m.ilk in the Egyptian tea, makes me wonder if they're using evaporated m.ilk (which some recipes do) and she was struggling for a healthy-sounding alternative with the soy m.ilk). Also where is this beverage on MFP?
 
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Fat Amy is buttering up Cupcake Vegan like she did Pam Talks. That's how she works

Can't believe Fat Amy is sick again. Must be all that shit under her fake nails she doesn't wash. Her hygiene must be disgusting
agreed. I watched her make meatballs with tomato sauce/pasta on her channel yesterday, and she was absolutely mashing the ground beef with her hands to an excessive degree, fake nails are known to harbor bacteria that cannot be easily removed (nurses aren't allowed to wear them, for instance). She said she likes to use her hands to make meat balls. fucking gross.

Also in that video, she used garam masala as the seasoning for her meatballs and tomato sauce pasta. weird shit.

I was searching for the video to link to here and OH MY GOD, she is going apeshit on a pile of meat with an electric mixer, what the fuck??? You can see chunks of hot chicken fly out of the fucking bowl at a frightening trajectory. She pulled it straight out of boiling water and did this. The feral children are wandering all over and yelling things.


edited to add: turns out this is the first time she has ever cut up a jalepeno. She talks about how she thought she was a good cook but her husband informed her she wasn't so she had to learn. So all this shit we see is a step above her previous skills somehow. Also she bought a cutting board so people would stop "yelling" at her about it, I guess she just chopped on the counter top before this??? She bribes the feral kids with marshmallows and one of them is really insistent about eating the jalepeno pieces.
 
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Update!
You can use MFP to plan out your day but why do that when you can wait till your video goes up and copy across only the mills you showed in that.
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Another footlong?! Also we know you have to purchase something else at Wendys to get the Jnr Frosty, sis.
She's got some questionable choices here, too. Now... she's big enough that it's not a big deal to go under your goal by that much, health-wise, but damn. MFP is set up to make this shit as easy as possible. Tell it your height and weight and how much you want to lose per week, and IT tells YOU how much to eat. Eat that amount. Stop trying to outsmart it by undereating by over 1000 calories on top of your built-in deficit. It just makes it harder and more likely you'll fail.

Hopefully she can actually see something in the net carbs column, but personally I'd just have it track fiber instead and do the quick math myself since it's more reliable overall.

Not that it matters because there's no way she's logging everything she eats, but frankly that doesn't make it any better. Still dumb.
 
Hopefully she can actually see something in the net carbs column
That's my custom add-on, MFP doesn't show that normally. Her columns aren't set up like mine are for that net carbs script so that's why I always have 'NaN' for her in those. I really should ditch it though.
 
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agreed. I watched her make meatballs with tomato sauce/pasta on her channel yesterday, and she was absolutely mashing the ground beef with her hands to an excessive degree, fake nails are known to harbor bacteria that cannot be easily removed (nurses aren't allowed to wear them, for instance). She said she likes to use her hands to make meat balls. fucking gross.

Also in that video, she used garam masala as the seasoning for her meatballs and tomato sauce pasta. weird shit.

I was searching for the video to link to here and OH MY GOD, she is going apeshit on a pile of meat with an electric mixer, what the fuck??? You can see chunks of hot chicken fly out of the fucking bowl at a frightening trajectory. She pulled it straight out of boiling water and did this. The feral children are wandering all over and yelling things.


edited to add: turns out this is the first time she has ever cut up a jalepeno. She talks about how she thought she was a good cook but her husband informed her she wasn't so she had to learn. So all this shit we see is a step above her previous skills somehow. Also she bought a cutting board so people would stop "yelling" at her about it, I guess she just chopped on the counter top before this??? She bribes the feral kids with marshmallows and one of them is really insistent about eating the jalepeno pieces.

Mmm, shredded chicken and plastic chips. She is huffing and puffing from exerting herself by just sitting there. I love how Amy's always sassing about how she ain't got time for [x]

And goddamn it, give the child a piece of chicken you greedy gargantuan sloven.
 
I swear, this turd and all the rest of them behave like it takes the qualifications to be a Mensa member to properly use MFP.

Just FYI, here's the Subway footlong turkey sub that is actually 560 calories. This is what Amy did NOT have. This is according to their website.
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Ingredients
TURKEY BREAST (thin sliced) Turkey breast, water, dextrose, salt, carrageenan, sodium phosphate, browned in soybean oil.

9-GRAIN WHEAT Whole wheat flour, enriched flour (wheat flour, niacin, iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), yeast, sugar, wheat gluten, contains 2% or less of: calcium carbonate, soybean oil, salt, wheat, rye, yellow corn, oats, triticale, brown rice, barley, flax seed, millet, sorghum, refinery syrup, vitamin D2, sunflower lecithin, natural flavor, honey, ascorbic acid, yeast extract, enzymes. Contains wheat.

LETTUCE Fresh iceberg variety

ONIONS Jumbo red onions

TOMATOES Fresh red ripe tomatoes

GREEN PEPPERS Fresh green bell peppers

CUCUMBERS Fresh ripe cucumbers
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Notice how there's no mayonaise, not even the light variety. No salt. No pepper. No spinach, no cheese, no oil, no vinegar. No white bread.

I am willing to bet a paycheck that she didn't have the sub listed above. Therefore, she is erroneously logging.

GOOD JOB, AMY. You are sure to succeed! (golf claps here)
 
agreed. I watched her make meatballs with tomato sauce/pasta on her channel yesterday, and she was absolutely mashing the ground beef with her hands to an excessive degree, fake nails are known to harbor bacteria that cannot be easily removed (nurses aren't allowed to wear them, for instance). She said she likes to use her hands to make meat balls. fucking gross.

Fuck me dead, it took me thirty seconds to comprehend she was doing this bullshit sitting down. Add to that above mentioned Lee Press-Ons, and it's everything I could hope for in a lolcow. I wish Gordon Ramsay would materialize and call her a fat idiot, if for no other reason than to make her stop flinging boiling chicken around.

One of my favourite things about Ramalamadingdong is the YouTube generated shade she gets: since I can't bear to listen to Jaba the Hijab, I use the CC option which dutifully captures every "rill", "mill", and "fill".

I'm just watching for the moment those hands/feet explode.*
*I'm sure there's a medical name for this- it's horrifying when she does vids like these with close-ups of her blow up hands.
 
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