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Holy fuck that schizoposting. These are the people who are going to determine the future of SA. This is beyond parody.


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"There should be a thread where the uninitiated can be educated"

"it is not our responsibility to educate anyone. get. out."

Awfully defensive there over a simple request, aren't you, Razorrozar? It's almost like there are no consistent rules other than whatever the current loudest screeching voice in the room says.
 
It's always funny when you spot someone who used to just be a dumb aspie and now they're a fairy queen commissar.

The cruelest thing possible is to keep SA open and let them degenerate, egging each other on into ruin.
It’s Lowtax getting his just desserts which will drive him insane. He’s going to sit through another major forum exodus, major drop in revenue, etc.

I wonder why he hasn’t asked himself, who’s contributing quality content..the trannies or FYAD posters? Who’s spending the most money, trannies or the rest of the forums? How much money has any of the trannies spent on the forums vs cost him? Same for Koala’s March, none of them have money or provide content to the site. They just take and destroy.
 
Oh man, just when I thought my new favorite goon couldn't get any better, he ramps it up to fucking 13, and even Jeffrey is telling him he needs to calm down and stop being so retarded.

Relationship ended with CascadeBeta, Dumb Lowtax is my new best friend now.
 
The posts ITT prophesying the end of SA are pretty cringey in their own right.

There won't be a mass exodus. If/when SA dies, it'll be from a thousand cuts, and if LowT cracks down on the troonluminati then it'll be because of his ego or his politics and not because of his wallet. The current situation is the result of trends that began long before the current SJW manifestation (e.g. the driving out of Libertarian & right wing posters from D&D), and lots of users have been jettisoned along the way. SA chugs along regardless.
 
The posts ITT prophesying the end of SA are pretty cringey in their own right.

There won't be a mass exodus. If/when SA dies, it'll be from a thousand cuts, and if LowT cracks down on the troonluminati then it'll be because of his ego or his politics and not because of his wallet.
Is this not also prophesying? Personally I don't think SA actually even can collapse in a fireworks and excitement kind of way. I think it's just going to continue to fade into obscurity with a few politically victorious crabs left in the bucket, but that's been a slow boil that started well over a decade ago. FYAD went from being one of the worst parts of SA to one of the best by simply not changing as the rest of the forum went to shit, and all the coolposters who made interesting threads left for twitter, or other greener pastures.
 
Is this not also prophesying? Personally I don't think SA actually even can collapse in a fireworks and excitement kind of way. I think it's just going to continue to fade into obscurity with a few politically victorious crabs left in the bucket, but that's been a slow boil that started well over a decade ago. FYAD went from being one of the worst parts of SA to one of the best by simply not changing as the rest of the forum went to shit, and all the coolposters who made interesting threads left for twitter, or other greener pastures.
This is more or less my thinking as well. It's already been on a steady decline. This current crop of drama is just interesting because it's definitely going to accelerate the process dramatically. That and everything surrounding it. It started from an erection, Lowtax livebanning people and then cowing to forum trannies, etc.
 
The posts ITT prophesying the end of SA are pretty cringey in their own right.

There won't be a mass exodus. If/when SA dies, it'll be from a thousand cuts, and if LowT cracks down on the troonluminati then it'll be because of his ego or his politics and not because of his wallet. The current situation is the result of trends that began long before the current SJW manifestation (e.g. the driving out of Libertarian & right wing posters from D&D), and lots of users have been jettisoned along the way. SA chugs along regardless.
I went to take a peek at Alexa to see how many cuts have been administered over the past two decades, and realized I can't see back further than nine months.

One nugget of comedy results from that failure.
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SA'll definitely die by a thousand cuts, as it's been doing for ages now, but I don't think Lowtax ever took out any loans he couldn't pay back and it's still perplexingly profitable enough for Lowtax to coast on.

Here's a prediction: Lowtax will piss off trannies enough to where one with a connection to a halfway competent hacker will find an exploit in the ultra-shitty code and dump a database with all sorts of info, like the hack KF endured last year. The hashing algorithm's probably old as shit and many many passwords will be easily cracked. Lowtax goes into full panic mode and does what he does best: drugs himself up to where the problem goes away from his point of view. Admin accounts are cracked, every board goes into chaos, and the forums die not with a bang, but a Goatse. A giant Goatse, on the top of every single page. Lowtax is locked out of his own account and can't do anything about it and just takes another Ambien and goes back to bed. All the troons move onto Resetera and carry on with their cycle of injecting horsepiss and killing themselves a few years later. CascadeBeta gets fatter and fatter and starts a YouTube channel where he spends his days crying and screaming at people, eventually killing himself when he plays Deltarune Chapter 2 and Susie says "nigger tranny faggot". Everyone celebrates because CascadeBeta finally lost weight, even though he lost literally all of his weight, because he's dead and in nigger tranny faggot hell.

CascadeBeta needs to lose weight. I'd say about 80lbs because woah that kid's a biggin'.
 
People have been saying that Something Awful was dying almost as soon as it began. Other than a bump in 2004 due to the porn and files boards, SA has been coasting along on inertia. SA has been slowly losing users and not really gaining new ones. But as long as there's no major upsets, SA could continue on for years– it's outlasted several of it's peers and offshoots after all. Don't forget that a couple years ago, an admin said that the forums pay for themselves.

That said, this might just be the upset that fatally wounds the forums. Active posters and registrations have plummeted in the last couple of years even compared to before. The troon brigade have been slowly changing the culture and chasing off users. Now they're having boards closed, mods removed and users banned on their say so. They've even gone after other trans people that aren't part of their crew. Soon SA will consist of a handful of troons and their allies, but that won't be enough to sustain the forums.

The thing that gets me is that they apparently don't even like SA. They're actively trying to change SA– into a "safe space". They all post on other places like Discord or Twitter anyway, so it's not like it really matters to them if SA lives or dies.
 
Holy fuck that schizoposting. These are the people who are going to determine the future of SA. This is beyond parody.

Come on man, which is more likely; That FYAD has thousands of posts over several years on an extremely detailed deep cover that was finally unleashed to do some low-level trolling, or that someone didn't know the troon thread inside out and didn't think FYAD was Literally Murdering trans people? I think the answer is obvious.

On a different note this is refreshingly honest:

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Someone tries to approach the trans thread and use reason, which is obviously an enormous mistake.

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It doesn't go well.

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I wonder what it's like to be so unaware of yourself.

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