Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Thumb Butler]

she's a fat quadroon who lives in the suburbs far outside of detroit with her mom and has a white twink fedora-wearing goon boyfriend. she LARPs as a marginalized POC by pretending to be black and posting constant sob stories of her "struggles in da hood" for social power and to grift donations from goons. notable koalas march moments include having a patreon, stealing money donated by goons for other causes to pay her rent, BTFOing kiwifarms with pictures of her tits and mismatched weave on facebook, and using her absentee father's death as a sob story to collect goonbux even though she never bothered to meet him a single time while he was alive.

she is also currently the only goon with a powerlevel rivaling the troons despite being lower on the oppression olympics totem pole.

lowtax is probably going to make her an admin or "supermod" despite having a history of stealing money intended for SA.

the tl;dr on her is that she's a professional con artist and habitual status-climber.

la creatura

here's "da hood" she lives in

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/something-awful-and-friends.9689/post-5458811

some posters have been saying she's jewish, i missed that one myself if anyone minds filling in.

Yup, that is a black girl living in da hood. What a shameless creature.

 

[Gangster Talk]

I'd love to hear more about this dude. I remember it was brought up during the Schmorky debacle abotu how he had a hand in it somehow?

Stealing this from Something Sensitive because it's the most concise and accurate summary I've seen

Ty Peppar was a FYAD poster at one time, but unbeknown to them he was also a turbo autist & Wikipedia admin secretly. Eventually he got run out of FYAD, & he started a vendetta on Wikipedia, reversing & reporting edits FYAD had made during contests to troll/vandalize wikipedia. His wiki username was cumulus clouds, & eventually anne frank fanfic figured out he was Ty Peppar & started trolling him in the wiki discussion pages by accusing him of being a troll who was committing the ultimate sin of Not Acting in Good Faith on Wikipedia. Hilariously, Ty Peppar was getting so buttmad & was such an autist that the other wiki admins believed AFF over him, & they banned him from wikipedia.

Somewhere in the aftermath of that, Ty Peppar killed himself. I don't know that the wikipedia stuff was the reason, but that became the joke in the thread when FYAD found out about it, & they spent a million pages lolling about anne frank fanfic trolling Ty Peppar to death over wikipedia. It was a really funny thread.

I don't remember Shmorky being involved in any way and highly doubt it because it was actually funny, sometimes it's brought up as an example of SA being a terrible evil place for trolling some autist into suicide

Anyone interested in the history should dig up the "wikipedia vandalization contest" thread, it's like a million pages but if someone can find the original Wikipedia logs it was about as funny as Wikipedia staff discussion can be. There's also a news story featuring the guy because he complained that a hardware store put a noose up in the rope section as a Halloween thing

 

[tantric_depressive]

What's funny to me is the amount of projection in these list of demands. They accuse their boogeyman of x, but then you look at the thread and they're literally doing x themselves.

If there's one thing a troon lacks more than a chance at passing, I'd have to guess that thing is self-awareness

she's a fat quadroon who lives in the suburbs far outside of detroit with her mom and has a white twink fedora-wearing goon boyfriend. she LARPs as a marginalized POC by pretending to be black and posting constant sob stories of her "struggles in da hood" for social power and to grift donations from goons. notable koalas march moments include having a patreon, stealing money donated by goons for other causes to pay her rent, BTFOing kiwifarms with pictures of her tits and mismatched weave on facebook, and using her absentee father's death as a sob story to collect goonbux even though she never bothered to meet him a single time while he was alive.

she is also currently the only goon with a powerlevel rivaling the troons despite being lower on the oppression olympics totem pole.

lowtax is probably going to make her an admin or "supermod" despite having a history of stealing money intended for SA.

the tl;dr on her is that she's a professional con artist and habitual status-climber.

la creatura

here's "da hood" she lives in

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/something-awful-and-friends.9689/post-5458811

some posters have been saying she's jewish, i missed that one myself if anyone minds filling in.

Say what now? So during the short time that's been her reign as Mod Queen of Darwin's Ultimate Deadenders, she's transformed from a fat-tiddied Quarter Rican mami, to a just fat Jewess troonfrau? Wtf
THEY SHOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU TROONS ECRED!!

 

[Frank N Berry]

The "SA's Greatest Sagas" thread in PYF has become an FYAD witch hunt lead by Sestze that spanned several pages.

 

[Ghostse]

Yeah, I never really got what FYAD was supposed to be. I checked it out a couple of times but found the pink anime shit to be too much of an eyesore. And the threads just seemed to be nothing but pages and pages of empty quoting. My impression was that they enjoyed wrecking popular threads in GBS and elsewhere for the lulz, whereas DnD faggots did it because they were genuinely offended by the wrongthink. Either way, they both sucked.

FYAD was a bunch of faggots laughing at faggots autistically.
As terrible and gay as they are, they were the "cool kids" and could get away with just about anything because all the people in power wanted thier

Their schtick was they were supposed to be 100% superironic, which is why the forum looked like it did. Like a less chaotic /b/, but who felt their mission was to mock the rest of the faggots in the faggotpile.

FYAD served a purposed being above the law, which was mocking moderators until they resigned and posters until they melted down and got banned. They were the ones who stopped the mods from shutting down discussion of Aatrek. Mocking a poster for going about their ladydick getting erect in the ladies' room is what they did, and why the trannies have to make sure no one else can do it to them ever again.

Of course this only faintly damning praise of FYAD, as the trannies have been running around for a decade and FYAD hadn't bullied them off the forum.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Wait, I thought they all agreed you can't make fun of trans people?

 

[Frank N Berry]

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

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Imagine tonguing troon balls after they tell you to fuck off.

 

[Ghostse]

How exactly did an insane Oreo/fake Jew like Koalas March gain so much power in such a short period of time?

As others poseted, all the goons who pretend to be black were rabble rousing because of all the ignorant racism on the forums. There was already some sort of nigger goon underground and offsite they organized mass action.

As part of this Lowtax created The Great Race Space (orginally negrotown, after the key and peele sketch) when it was suggested the blacks needed their own seperate but equal subforum where they go be racists against whites and Lowtax being Lowtax cucked under. The niggers (all of them white) demanded the mod be one of their own and Koala's Mooch used her having a vagina and tits, as well as screeching preachy angry posting style and aresenal of sassy black woman gifs to snag the position.

She then started a "POC posters in need" fund, where she was the POC poster in need... of a computer that could play GTA5.

SA'll definitely die by a thousand cuts, as it's been doing for ages now, but I don't think Lowtax ever took out any loans he couldn't pay back and it's still perplexingly profitable enough for Lowtax to coast on.

Here's a prediction: Lowtax will piss off trannies enough to where one with a connection to a halfway competent hacker will find an exploit in the ultra-shitty code and dump a database with all sorts of info, like the hack KF endured last year. The hashing algorithm's probably old as shit and many many passwords will be easily cracked.

SA requires long passwords for users, I'm sure its worse for staff. All of the shit that got tossed at SA early on, along with Lowtax's paranoia, puts SA on fairly good security posture. At least they used to be. SA pissed off a lot of people when they were an interesting place to be, but they haven't been compromised.

I'm not saying your prediction is wrong; if they get hacked it'll be a butthurt tranny using connections to get SA thwacked.

 

[Twinkie]

Stealing this from Something Sensitive because it's the most concise and accurate summary I've seen



I don't remember Shmorky being involved in any way and highly doubt it because it was actually funny, sometimes it's brought up as an example of SA being a terrible evil place for trolling some autist into suicide

Anyone interested in the history should dig up the "wikipedia vandalization contest" thread, it's like a million pages but if someone can find the original Wikipedia logs it was about as funny as Wikipedia staff discussion can be. There's also a news story featuring the guy because he complained that a hardware store put a noose up in the rope section as a Halloween thing

Just to add on to this, his IRL name was Clay Olney and he lived in Washington state. First his sister died. Then all the quoted shit happened. Finally, he got offended that a local hardware store had a Halloween display with a noose. He made a stink about it and there was a story on the local news that made him look stupid or something. This was so fucking long ago oh my god. The video of the news story was posted in fyad and it was right after that that he killed himself. Here's the fyad thread. It's paywalled of course and it's too esoteric and gay to be worth screencapping anything. But if anyone's curious about the guy that done suicided because of fyad, that's the one.

 

[Gangster Talk]

This is my favorite post

 

[JoyfulDarter]

The "SA's Greatest Sagas" thread in PYF has become an FYAD witch hunt lead by Sestze that is spanning several pages.

There is no way this Sestze faggot isn't morbidly obese.

Imagine tonguing troon balls after they tell you to fuck off.

Wouldn't anyone else get probated for "mod sass"? This is incredible.

 

[forums poster wow]

I'd love to hear more about this dude. I remember it was brought up during the Schmorky debacle abotu how he had a hand in it somehow?

his wikipedia name was Cumulus Clouds. a lot of the info on it has been lost to time. the most important FYAD threads are in the FYAD section of the comedy goldmine, can't remember the titles for all of them but they're in there.

i think it started when a fyad spammed him with checkusers on wikipedia in response to him reverting FYAD'ers editing of barnacle jim's photo onto the wikipedia page for fragile x syndrome . fyad's had encountered cum clouds around a year prior to the barnacle jim wiki edits while trolling wikipedia and jumped on the opportunity to troll him when they noticed who was reverting the jim edits.

fyad topics:
(missing some, and all non-goldmine threads)

first encounter with cum clouds i can find:

I did some work on Flying-Squid's wikipedia page. - The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

the wiki edit that started it all:

barnacle jims medical condition found - The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

fyads seo the google results for him

ATTENTION EASTLAKE HIGH SCHOOL IN SAMMAMISH WASHINGTON - The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

cum clouds' suicide

some news - The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

fyads find a video of cum clouds on the news

fuck you rivorous. TY PEPPER VIDEO FOUND LMAO see page 5 for video - The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

note:fyad's nicknamed him "ty pepper" and "ty pepar"
or actually he might have had an sa account, i forgot.

here's some forum links with wikipedia faggots going through what happened with a lot of relevant links, info etc. to get a complete picture you have to read the fyad threads too.
Wikipedians talking about the suicide 1
Wikipedians talking about the suicide 2
Wikipedia faggot's writeup on the suicide
Cum Clouds' Deceased Wikipedians entry

his old talk page (deleted, not archived, a lot of the trolling went down on here)
news article of suicide (deleted, archived)

around the time fyad encountered him, he had been harassing the local hardware store with ACLU lawyers for hanging a noose to show where the rope station is at the back of the store. there was a very cringe video, which is now lost to time.
"I have many, many comments from customers that are positive; they'll laugh, they'll look at it and say, 'Oh, that's funny,' " Koch said."
based
news article (archived, deleted, video missing)
second news article, critical of him (deleted, not archived)

im pretty sure he killed himself because fyad kept reporting his wikipedia account for being a sockpuppet. the only other thing i remember them doing is SEO'ing fake school shooter manifestos to the top of google results for his irl and wikipedia names. they didn't even bully him that bad from what i remember reading at the time. can't really go back and look at it though, so i might not be right about that, because a lot has been memoryholed. wikipedia scrubbed all of the user talk pages involved, all of the posts on various wiki talk pages, and the edit history and none of it was archived to my knowledge except the checkuser request history/talk page linked above. cum clouds' talk page both prior to, and after the suicide was massive, and had a lot in it. he was a very avid wikipedia editor and you could tell it was kinda his life.

he was also probably already suicidal before he encountered FYAD, because he was uploading shit like this to wikimedia interspersed between his travel photos and pictures of seattle a year before

File:Suicide hotline sign on GW Memorial Bridge 4.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

commons.wikimedia.org

File:Suicide hotline sign on GW Memorial Bridge 3.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

commons.wikimedia.org

File:Suicide hotline sign on GW Memorial Bridge 2.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

commons.wikimedia.org

File:Suicide hotline sign on GW Memorial Bridge 1.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

commons.wikimedia.org

and editing pages on suicide

Suicide/Jumping - Wikibooks, open books for an open world

en.wikibooks.org

EDIT: corrections, expanded explanations, and way more links.

 

[Pissmaster]

As others poseted, all the goons who pretend to be black were rabble rousing because of all the ignorant racism on the forums. There was already some sort of nigger goon underground and offsite they organized mass action.

As part of this Lowtax created The Great Race Space (orginally negrotown, after the key and peele sketch) when it was suggested the blacks needed their own seperate but equal subforum where they go be racists against whites and Lowtax being Lowtax cucked under. The niggers (all of them white) demanded the mod be one of their own and Koala's Mooch used her having a vagina and tits, as well as screeching preachy angry posting style and aresenal of sassy black woman gifs to snag the position.

She then started a "POC posters in need" fund, where she was the POC poster in need... of a computer that could play GTA5.




SA requires long passwords for users, I'm sure its worse for staff. All of the shit that got tossed at SA early on, along with Lowtax's paranoia, puts SA on fairly good security posture. At least they used to be. SA pissed off a lot of people when they were an interesting place to be, but they haven't been compromised.

I'm not saying your prediction is wrong; if they get hacked it'll be a butthurt tranny using connections to get SA thwacked.

Long passwords don't really help when goons tend to use the same names everywhere, so you could cross-reference other compromised sites and guess that a lot of them might just use the same password everywhere, and their SA one is just their usual password twice in a row. The ones that use Lastpass, proper unique passphrases, or somehow memorize a crazy password will be safe, but that can't be more than like one in every 10 or so accounts. Fuck's sake, I'll bet a hundred fucking dollars that if at least 500 passwords get leaked, there will be at least one social security number in there.

 

[Frank N Berry]

The closure of FYAD looks imminent. They are closing threads and moving them out.

 

[Fish Boss]

The "SA's Greatest Sagas" thread in PYF has become an FYAD witch hunt lead by Sestze that is spanning several pages.

they need everything to be about them dont they. people not giving a shit and talking about other things instead of giving them the attention they crave are obviously fyad plants

 

[Thumb Butler]

This is my favorite post

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Poor Spanish MENSAlove. They'll eat anyone at this stage.

 

[Fish Boss]

cant wait for talking about neopets or hannibal to become a dogwhistle for transphobia

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

The closure of FYAD looks imminent. They are closing threads and moving them out.

Whatever they're doing, it might have broken the forums again because I can't click on anything and get unresponsive pages.

I mean, they'll fix it sooner or later, at least until the aging code springs a leak again. Shit, at least people have to try to break kiwifarms, usually via ddos.

 

[the fall of man]

It seems obvious to me that the troons are taking over SA, not because they care about the community, but because they yearn to have some authentic quality that is valued, like owning one of the internet’s oldest dead gay comedy sites after it has been turned into a closed circle of insiders only. or like having actual menstrual cycles which i guess also is a thing some people value