Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

[Koby_Fish]

New exceptional comic:
(Like, seriously exceptional, wtf)


More exceptional tumblr chiming-in:



Taser comic replies:


"9/11 is when i found out how bad propaganda was!"


Frozen 2 sperging:
(where I actually have to root for dobson here because the people he's talking with here are batshit insane projecting the postmodernist "colonialism" interpretation of the story onto the movie)


Previous comment included for context: (asspatgram)


crying thing:

Taser comic replies:

 

[AprilRains]

I doubt it, considering how crappily he draws the characters, specifically Alya.

I meant generally, not in that picture. It's usually easy to tell when he's tracing or photoshopping.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

. . . w h a t ? . . .
Your tears contain hormones and crying is a mechanism to release the excess??
I notice he's giving literally no scientific basis for any of this.
I'm no endocrinologist but it sounds like bullshit, or if it isn't, it's negligible to the point of irrelevance.

 

[Muttnik]

Of all the things to write about for a comic, why THIS?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Dobson is just saying that it's perfectly fine to have a good cry.

You should cry as often as you go to the bathroom, says Dobbo.

Definitely not a sign of crippling depression as a result of a wasted life.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Of all the things to write about for a comic, why THIS?

To seethe about classical media characters in favor of MIRACULOUS SIMPLY THE BEST UP TO THE TEST WHEN THINGS GO WRONG.

Just another showing of Dobson's shit taste.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

. . . w h a t ? . . .
Your tears contain hormones and crying is a mechanism to release the excess??
I notice he's giving literally no scientific basis for any of this.
I'm no endocrinologist but it sounds like bullshit, or if it isn't, it's negligible to the point of irrelevance.

I googled it.

Still a stupid comic considering how much of a fanboy Dobson is for Sherlock Homes.

 

[byuu]

I'm no endocrinologist but it sounds like bullshit, or if it isn't, it's negligible to the point of irrelevance.

It's the latter. A very slight amount of stress hormones get cried out.

Do you know what's a much more effective method of reducing stress hormones?
Doing sports. Something Dobson hates.
And sex. Even Spock who only has sex every seven years got more action than Dobson.

 

[AprilRains]

"wreck havoc"?

It's WREAK, Dobson, you fucking illiterate.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I googled it.

That doesn't say much, it especially does not say that not crying creates a buildup of excess hormones in your body whereas constant crying somehow creates a hormonal balance.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

That doesn't say much, it especially does not say that not crying creates a buildup of excess hormones in your body whereas constant crying somehow creates a hormonal balance.

Oh yeah, that part is a bunch of shit. But I’m betting Dobson just ready one or two sentences that said crying release hormones and ran with it.

 

[Muttnik]

There's no shame in crying, but there's also no shame in being strong and composed.

Dobson, just admit that you're closeted already. That's the only conceivable reason you would reach THIS much to shit on masculine, controlled male characters.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

New exceptional comic:
(Like, seriously exceptional, wtf)
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You have to regularly schedule a time to wack the shit out of your thumb with a hammer so that you can cry, it's the only way to be truly healthy.

The last panel is a little ironic since he was bitching at people for having to piss during Avengers Endgame a few months back.

Also, this is ableist to those with Chronic Dry Eye, Sjogren's Syndrome, Paruresis or Urinary Retention. Dobson needs to check his privilege uwu.

 

[Koby_Fish]

. . . w h a t ? . . .
Your tears contain hormones and crying is a mechanism to release the excess??
I notice he's giving literally no scientific basis for any of this.
I'm no endocrinologist but it sounds like bullshit, or if it isn't, it's negligible to the point of irrelevance.

multiple sources say it's true, that there is a kind of crying that releases stress by yeeting excess hormones, including wikipedia.

HOWEVER

Dobson fails to mention that testosterone naturally suppresses crying.

 

[Muttnik]

I'm not even kidding, I think he's gay. I had suspicions from the nasally voice but the way he constantly goes after men really brings things into perspective. No one except crazy Tumblr girls are this obsessed with verbally destroying men this often. It's pure compensation.

 

[Blood Debts]

New exceptional comic:
(Like, seriously exceptional, wtf)
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Getting to that third panel is like the visual equivalent of someone pausing in the middle of a seemingly civil conversation to violently slap you in the face with a live mackerel. Holy shit, that has to be one of the absolute worst takes I've seen him make yet.

It's a shame, because without that profoundly exceptional third panel he almost had something interesting here. Granted, he gives no sources to back up his claims, but at least the rest of it isn't as butt-fucking insane as implying that hero-worshipping Spock is somehow toxic because he doesn't cry like a bitch.

 

[Jewthulhu]

I googled it.
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Still a stupid comic considering how much of a fanboy Dobson is for Sherlock Homes.

Adrenocorticotropic hormone is important for adrenal function and prolactin allows for breast milk production. If we're to believe that crying is necessary to eliminate toxic buildup of those chemicals, crying should be even more common during stress or lactation. In reality, crying is an inefficient method of eliminating excess hormones. Crying probably serves a more social role, and absolute refusal to cry is probably more psychologically harmful than it is physiologically.
Not that the son-of-dob put that much thought into this.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Adrenocorticotropic hormone is important for adrenal function and prolactin allows for breast tard cum production. If we're to believe that crying is necessary to eliminate toxic buildup of those chemicals, crying should be even more common during stress or lactation. In reality, crying is an inefficient method of eliminating excess hormones. Crying probably serves a more social role, and absolute refusal to cry is probably more psychologically harmful than it is physiologically.
Not that the son-of-dob put that much thought into this.

breast tard cum production would be a sick band name

 

[Doctor Placebo]

New exceptional comic:
(Like, seriously exceptional, wtf)
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Dobson: "Express your emotions! It's healthy and seeing it as weak and unmanly is ridiculous!"

Dudes: "Alright. All this public shit talking about men, whites, and straights upsets me as members of all those groups. Also, I really thought Ghostbusters 2016, the Star Wars sequels, and Captain Marvel sucked and am ready to talk at length about why they made me feel that way."

Dobson: "Wait, no, not like that! Toxic manbabies! I meant cry at chick flicks and complain about Disney princesses not being lesbians!"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It’s just Dobson once again trying to get mad about masculinity and try and hate on it.