Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Parsnip_FitzGarlic]

replying to the question about cum clouds earlier had me thinking... how long until the troons realize the comedy goldmine is full of problematic posts and start demanding the removal of even more content from the forum?

do the troons even know that there's a whole little section of the goldmine from when sa used to have threads very similar to the style on kiwifarms?

wink wink lurkers #teamtroons

I think someone mentioned it in this thread a while back, but one of the old Fashion SWAT articles called some faggy dude "the kind of person who would describe himself as 'emotionally transgendered.'" To be safe, they should probably remove all front page articles and nuke the entire goldmine. Then once they've finished compiling their list of wrongthinkers to be perma'd and completed the removal of TFR and GiP, they can finally rest easy that nobody will be around to make fun of them for popping boners in ladies' restrooms. Surely they won't keep holding witch hunt after witch hunt until they're down to a mexican standoff comprised of the three wokest fruits left.

 

[Affluent Reptilian]

The FYAD/FYAD sympathizer inquisition continues in the trans thread. Our hero, angry doomface guy, reveals that he is not even a tranny and therefore impervious to the derision of KiwiFarms.
Godspeed, doomface guy. May you win the love of all the girldick maidens for your stalwart vigil.

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This guy seems fucking insane from the posts quoted in this thread. I searched his post history and it seems to be millions of pages of screaming about 'Nazis' not just in C-Spam but in whatever is a forums flashpoint at the time. Also a fair bit of posting in the trans thread - mutilated dick fetishist, if he's really not trans as he claims? Extremely mentally ill, at any rate.

 

[Pissmaster]

I'm noticing that the go-to response to dissent by these people is just to angrily yell at their target without an elaboration. And for some reason, it works.

That's not a joke, either. Every single time a trans user encounters something they disagree with, it seems like they'll just swear at them repeatedly, with the severity of what they say worsening as time goes on. They also never actually address, counter, or provide an argument. It's literally a child's behavior.

That happens at times if there's concern that the person the dox is for will start deleting content before it can be exposed (assuming there's more content to uncover). It may be in preparation for a thread.

It only works because trannies tend to either kiss up to, or become mods in their community, so they get some iron-fisted authority to back up their rētarded screeching. Their ideology doesnt make sense and the rules change with the wind, so there's no intelligent way to defend it. Just sit there and screech until the mods boot whomever you're antagonizing. Add to that their severe list of no-no words and all they can really do is sit there and screech.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I hope Doobie hears all about this on the airwaves and then chuckles at it over a truckstop hotdog.

 

[Shield Breaker]

I hope Doobie hears all about this on the airwaves and then chuckles at it over a truckstop hotdog.

Who is Doobie?

 

[Ilmseil]

welp, sorry team frogout, no more frog dog!


god bles


one of the funnier sa sagas where one of the sjw mods conned goons into giving a hotdog man from alabama like 16 grand to open a hot dog diner and then have various hijinx ensue:

Doobie's DogHouse Wikia

Claude Wayne Robinson was an Alabama sewer man with a dream: to start a business using other people's money and then to give nothing back to his investors. A group from the Something Awful forums called Team Frogout made all his dreams come true. - Goons laugh at hilariously underfunded Doobie's...

doobies-doghouse.fandom.com

E: the doobie saga also produced some of the last good posts I've seen on SA once it started falling apart like everything goons do:

"youll never sustain a sicker burn than the insane + brutal carpet-borne friction from backpedalling after the worm turned on your fucker moron hotdog altriusm. your legs flailed in ever gayer circles fred flintstone style as you raced from the lego den to the computer room to let people know that your self appointed ambassadorial duties plus the time and money you spent trying to take more professional photographs of ersatz ret-ard hotdogs were all part of your incredible joke. you cannot save face or be even remotely not gay. "

 

[Thumb Butler]

Who is Doobie?

Idiot goons gave random redneck $10K on Kickstarter. Read about it here (might be biased or errors, but you get an idea of it all).

Doobie's DogHouse Wikia

Claude Wayne Robinson was an Alabama sewer man with a dream: to start a business using other people's money and then to give nothing back to his investors. A group from the Something Awful forums called Team Frogout made all his dreams come true. - Goons laugh at hilariously underfunded Doobie's...

doobies-doghouse.fandom.com

 

[enverhugbox]

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[Wargarbl]

If you're talking about George Bridges, he hasn't been fired. He's still there, giving in to the sociopaths as hard as he possibly can while enrollment for the school drops to a quarter of what it used to be.

This thread moves fast as SA implodes, but the mention of Evergreen sparked an interest that I followed up on. Semi-related since Evergreen was also a partially troon-driven meltdown.

Evergreen is in a literal existential crisis. They already had enrollment issues before any of this nonsense happened. In 2016, they had an enrollment of ~4100 students. Their 2019 enrollment is ~2850. That's a 30% drop over 3 years. Incredible. Even worse for them, their 2018 freshmen class dropped 50% to 300 students, and their 2019 freshmen enrollment is 260. The state expects them to have about 4000 students, yet they are on the fast track to having 1000.

Evergreen may get shuttered due to lack of interest. I'm not sure if that has happened to any other uni in the last few decades, when most schools have constantly expanded to keep up with increasing demand.

 

[AnOminous]

I've speculated that all the horsepiss and whatever they inject into their eyeballs puts them into a perpetual fight-or-flight mode. The smattering of trannies I've met in nerd circles, pre-clown world, didn't act remotely like your average troon. If anything, they had an air of relief around them that they could finally be who they wanted. They were all people who passed in real life, too: like, you could tell they looked a bit off, but they're nothing like the middle-aged fat men with 5 o'clock shadows wearing pink wigs that you see ITT.

SA troons are the absolute worst troons. I don't think there is even a single SA troon worth saving.

Evergreen may get shuttered due to lack of interest. I'm not sure if that has happened to any other uni in the last few decades, when most schools have constantly expanded to keep up with increasing demand.

Why would anyone pay real money to attend a "college" where you could literally be kicked off campus because of the color of your skin? It's current year, racism is bad, mmmkay? Don't attend racist colleges like Evergreen.

Also what is the response to any employer getting an application from someone with Evergreen on their resume? Into the trash it goes!

 

[Ilmseil]

BIRD is a cutter nutjob and also has a navy sailor boy 8 years younger than her she started grooming when he was 15 to be her good lapdog while she fucks Jodys.

Yeah the craziness exudes from that photo but I'd still put it in her ass because she's fairly physically attractive even with the myspace angle, something those degenerates will never be.

Also what's this I hear about the trannies discussing mining CC details to get the personal info of posters they don't like now? Because I'm sure Lowtax's payment processor will totally be cool with that!

I know there was a minor scandal in the Radium days when it was found out people's CC details were being stored in fucking plaintext but that blew over. I'm relatively sure that when he comes out of his pill addled haze he's going to notice his payment processor asking him what the fuck and blacklisting him fairly quickly, and if there's one thing LowT has been fairly competent at doing it's continuing to keep the gravy train at least somewhat on the rails, so he might even deign to put a stop to that one, but who knows!

 

[Jarolleon]

Something I always found sad is how he never seemed to accept that, to a point, he can't be friends with his users, to some extent you MUST remind them you're the boss or they will show you contempt if you never reinforce that lesson.

Null is a good example of this. Sure, he'll sperg with the rest of us, but there is never any doubt he can and will swing the banhammer if you give him cause and he is not shy to leave occasional reminders we post here at his pleasure, even if things are going well.

Lowtax could get away with being lax in SA's early days, but as the base of users changed and circumstances demanded better rules and stricter enforcement to keep his power, he refused to assert his authority and tried to put it off. These days it's bit him on the ass big time because his users are largely composed of people who treat him with resigned contempt at best and he keeps trying to half-ass cracking the whip even now.

But could you expect someone named "Lowtax" to be a strict leader?

 

[Frank N Berry]

"Are you now or have you ever been a member of the FYAD forum?"



Koalas March is going to have a meeting again with Lowtax today.

 

[AnOminous]

Lol of course the troons hate LITERALLY A BIRD:

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She is what they will never, ever be.

Literally a babe.

 

[forums poster wow]

SA troons are the absolute worst troons. I don't think there is even a single SA troon worth saving.



Why would anyone pay real money to attend a "college" where you could literally be kicked off campus because of the color of your skin? It's current year, racism is bad, mmmkay? Don't attend racist colleges like Evergreen.

Also what is the response to any employer getting an application from someone with Evergreen on their resume? Into the trash it goes!

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i feel bad for the group of students who were going to evergreen for science related degrees when this all first kicked off who were like "oh god please no don't ruin the school's reputation for the normal people we'll never find jobs"

last time i visited the campus they had DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS (the washington post's fedora tipping post-trump tagline) emblazoned across the side of the school.

BIRD is a cutter nutjob and also has a navy sailor boy 8 years younger than her she started grooming when he was 15 to be her good lapdog while she fucks Jodys.

Edit: I’ve alluded to this before but back when I was an autistic loser and hung out with goons I knew an even bigger autistic loser who was fucking her behind her then-boyfriend’s back and bragging about it. Dude had a meltdown when she did it to him and fucked off to San Diego to be with sailor boy. Highlights I remember are she’s bipolar, literally worships Egyptian gods, brought Adam “Ralp” Nash to her sister’s wedding instead of her boyfriend, got love poetry from Smythe, and legally changed her first and middle name to “Razi Ariel” because it sounds like Raziel from the Legacy of Kain games. She might have a uterus but she has the heart of a troon.

good post. in my experience with goonettes this is around average/par for the crazy course. do any of them NOT have a cuck?

 

[diroama]

I know there was a minor scandal in the Radium days when it was found out people's CC details were being stored in fucking plaintext but that blew over. I

Originally all submitted card details used for payment were recorded and retained in a text file by fistgirl (think that was the username).

 

[Ilmseil]

^^^ How the fuck is that even legal or how does that fly with any payment processor on the planet that doesn't run out of Azerbaijan or some shit??? ^^^

He's going to turn over all administrative functions to KM, guaranteed. That is the path of least resistance and LowT is nothing if not predictable.

 

[diroama]

I don't want the forums fixed. I want them fucked in the funniest way possible. I want Koalas March to be in charge. I want her to drown them in a sea of links to her PayPal account.

Though if I were lowtax I'd bring in anonymous mods and ban all posting about gender identity or politics either for or against in any subforum then just start enforcing the rules SA has had for years.

It amuses me that KM is so keen to emphasise that lowtax is on board with all this because it would require him to retain focus on something other than video games for more than a day, which he doesn't seem capable of doing.

 

[AnOminous]

If I were trying to destroy SA, putting that scamming groid cunt in charge would be my first idea. So I'm glad that's happening.

 

[GethN7]

^^^ How the fuck is that even legal or how does that fly with any payment processor on the planet that doesn't run out of Azerbaijan or some shit??? ^^^

He's going to turn over all administrative functions to KM, guaranteed. That is the path of least resistance and LowT is nothing if not predictable.

If Lowtax turns over financial control of the forums to KM, what little self-preservation instinct he's ever had will be gone for sure.

The forums are literally the reason he has no real job in nearly two decades, handing over his paypig control is something that would legitimately make me wonder if he wasn't already dead.