Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Chan the Wizard]

I’m fairly certain if there is a doctor, it’s for his gout, diabetes and other obesity related problems. The bottom surgery lie came up shortly after one of the people he follows made similar claims and Jake loves nothing more than to be a pretend expert. It’s like how he went from a hairy non-passing man with no female clothes to a hairless passing woman wearing stunning dresses that constantly gets hit on. Jake’s lies are increasingly becoming inconsistent even to a casual observer.
If we believe Jake’s current reality, he’s a giant, morbidly obese woman with red hair and freckles, wearing ratty old t-shirts and sped shoes because he can’t afford winter clothing, his nipples are constantly poking through the t-shirt and every man in Niantic can’t quit cat calling or trying to hit on him.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I love that he's on a "starvation diet" and working out so hard to be near passing out when he's mentioned these exercises as ten minutes (with breaks) of leg lifts and lifting a metal bar with no weights on it. And he thinks he's a hulking brute with basically no body fat lmao

Did he really say he's lifting a metal bar with no weights on it?

He was probably asked to get to the lower half of 200's before they do anything. I still don't understand what he realistically expects them to do with his micro-penis or what he hopes to do with a new set of unseen and unused genitalia.

I don't think he has any plans to get a neodiaster, he just likes the asspats and free money/support he's getting from pretending to be trans. I bet anyone that kinda in a way sorta knows him irl has no idea he larps as a true and honest brave woman in cyberspace. If anything the fact that he doesn't spend his life guarding his mom's veggie garden or whatever gnomes do all day surprises me, he should be transgnome and say he's transitioning from gnome to man atleast that's believable

 

[RussianParasite]

"Even if I hit some sort of 0% body fat..."


Lol Jake try getting below 25%. This has nothing to do with your build, you are just a fat piece of shit.

 

[AnOminous]

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Hey Jake, have you considered not being a complete dick?

F to the "some sort of massive whale"

Hey Jake, you literally defended a fucking pedophile. That's why people are on your ass, you stupid, pedophile defending idiot!

 

[Kosher Dill]

Did he really say he's lifting a metal bar with no weights on it?

Why not? An Olympic bar is 20kg, which is probably the upper limit of what he can manhandle.

 

[Ruin]

Imagine how shallow Jake's Frankenvag would be. His cock's so small he'd have to get the cosmetic only SRS.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine how shallow Jake's Frankenvag would be. His cock's so small he'd have to get the cosmetic only SRS.

His fake cunt would be zero-depth just like his zero-depth mind.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

 

[Shield Breaker]

Imagine how shallow Jake's Frankenvag would be. His cock's so small he'd have to get the cosmetic only SRS.

There's some who have it look like a barbie doll down there for some reason.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

I'm so glad someone has finally addressed the rampant problem of radical left gay Steven Universe enthusiasts being recruited as nazis.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

if I live thru the day my queue is empty , what a horrible way to beg for work. if you don't even have confidence in yourself that you won't try to off yourself you aren't showing enough to flip burgers yet alone supervise yourself for any kinda freelance gig.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Did he really say he's lifting a metal bar with no weights on it?

 

[Neko GF]

Getting winded from lifting a weight bar without any weights on it. I'm at a loss for words. That's just embarrassing.

 

[Ruin]

I have to imagine at this point he's over 400 pounds and essentially fused to his chair.

 

[AnOminous]

I have to imagine at this point he's over 400 pounds and essentially fused to his chair.

He's FAT.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Imagine how shallow Jake's Frankenvag would be. His cock's so small he'd have to get the cosmetic only SRS.

The amount of people trying to fuck Jake's neovag would be the same amount trying to fuck him now- so I don't think it would be an issue.

 

[Army Burger]

He's FAT.

and not worthy of having sex with

 

[Chan the Wizard]

 

[talk talk talk]

I have an idea for a game.

It's called "Put the gnome in a barrel and roll him down the hill."

That sounds like a good game.

 

[Chan the Wizard]