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Prince Lotor said:
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What the fuck is this? Phil's high school nickname? Can we get this added onto the sub-forum title? Maybe there are a bunch of people from his school days who only remember him by this name. 3m
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That's great, he's still crying over what people called him in school. Damn son, like I got bullied too but I'm younger than Phil and I've already forgotten every bit of that shit. You move on at a certain point Phil. You realize those were literal children and that it didn't matter what they said.

But not Phil. They hurt his feelings. :(
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
Hopefully DP reads the emails like they said they would, it's always fun to get a behind the scenes look at how dark acts with people not in the pig cult.

It really is fucking amazing how literally nobody that has ever interacted with this dude comes out of it thinking positively of him. Like it’s mind boggling, you would think one or two bridges wouldn’t get burned by anyone with even a kindergartner understanding of taking to people, but he can’t help but be this sniveling little weasel who has to have everything his way or the highway.
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It’s true. For the mountains of shit he talks on Wings, that pudgy little twink still defends him and makes excuses for him. “I’m not mad at Phil. I get it. He has to pay for two houses and a lease on a BMW on a streamer’s salary? I’d have fucking stomach ulcers.” Mind you, this isn’t debt that he inherited or that was suddenly and inexplicably thrust upon him... Dark made his own bed but you got Wings making excuses for the crusty fuck just because they’re both trolled incessantly.
 
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you got Wings making excuses for the crusty fuck just because they’re both trolled incessantly.
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Also because Wings is reliant on exactly the same income sources as DSP. He may in fact be just self-aware enough to realize he'd be throwing stones in a glass house were he to talk shit.

That said, I myself wouldn't diss Phil if I were a streamer with a Twitter account either, just because I wouldn't want to enter his circle of autism.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Phil's treatment of Wings is so senselessly stupid to me, and capsulizes what a shit person he is. All he's done is show that Wings is clearly a better person than him. It's the most exceptional bullying I've ever seen.
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It’s the easiest way to see his true colors. For all his big talk about being an underdog and victim to detractors he turns around and insults and belittles another person. He’s just a straight up bad person and bully, it’s easy to see him act maliciously towards people and business.

Banned in 49 States said:
The only time you see him actually smile and seem happy is when he is watching old videos with Rambo in it.
Also I never heard anyone describe losing contact with other dudes as a betrayal.

He left his true and only love back in CT and is now stuck in Washington with the babushka lady from Michigan.
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I think he acts this way about Rambo because it was his first legitimate friendship. Dark was a massive loser in school and probably spent years being the outcast. Even after getting into the local competitive scene for street fighter he was probably so jaded and pathetic he never let anybody really get close to him as a person, but for whatever reason he managed to form some genuine friendship with Rambo.

Problem is toxicity is at the core of his being so his used and abused this dude like everyone else he met in his life. He’s 2 pigheaded to admit he was a shitty person and used him for videos so he has to tell people Rambo betrayed his trust instead.

And I mean look at him post Rambo, he’s legit never made another friend, he’s only retreated into himself like he made a mistake having something close to a normal relationship with another person. The only thing post Rambo is kat and I truly believe he only got involved with out of necessity because he’s a pathetic manchild that can barely do his own damn laundry
 
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So I'm watching Soma's video he/she posted yesterday. At about the 13:00 mark Phil claims the "Youtube Gravy Train" lasted about a year and half. Phil's own word confirm that he only feels like he was doing good for that amount of time.

So thanks, Phil, for confirming what we already knew. You're a terrible "self employed business man". You're "business" was successful for a year and half out of your "11 year legacy". And only because there was virtually no competition at the time. You've been outclassed and eclipsed by all of your peers since then, and your "business" has been kept afloat solely from your fans, busting THEIR asses, and giving you their hard earned money (or SSI checks).
 
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Prince Lotor said:
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What the fuck is this? Phil's high school nickname? Can we get this added onto the sub-forum title? Maybe there are a bunch of people from his school days who only remember him by this name. 3m
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Ahahahaha this is honestly the funniest thing Phil has ever shared and probably the only time Ive ever hurt my sides laughing at something he said.

"Hey you know Phil from biology class?" "Yeah. Wait, which Phil?" "Phil with the oddly shaped head." "Oh yeah, I know that guy, what about him?"

Im dying laughing at this Forrest Gump tier shit.
 
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DuckSucker said:
Ahahahaha this is honestly the funniest thing Phil has ever shared and probably the only time Ive ever hurt my sides laughing at something he said.

"Hey you know Phil from biology class?" "Yeah. Wait, which Phil?" "Oh, Phil with the oddly shaped head." "Oh yeah, I know that guy, what about him?"

Im dying laughing at this Forrest Gump tier shit.
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Craniosynostosis-syde Phil. Potato heads for life
 
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"*SNORT* *lip smack* ahlright. SO. *claps hands* So, aaahhhmmm. These guuyys?? They call themselves the Drunken Peasants?? They, you know, ATTACKED ME today, hokay? They, OUT OF NOWHERE went on their podcasst??? and started, you know, LYING ABOUT ME, ahlright? They just started spreading SLANDEROUS STUFF about me that's completely made up like always, and ahhm, THAT HURTS ME AND MY BUSINESS! Hokay?? I did nothing wrong! They were going to send all their youtube trolls after me, I had to protect my family, ahlright?? The bottom line is, they're jealous of meee??? and my success and my streeeeeams? They just want to ride my coat tail and make money off of me ILLEGALLY!"
 
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DuckSucker said:
Ahahahaha this is honestly the funniest thing Phil has ever shared and probably the only time Ive ever hurt my sides laughing at something he said.

"Hey you know Phil from biology class?" "Yeah. Wait, which Phil?" "Oh, Phil with the oddly shaped head." "Oh yeah, I know that guy, what about him?"

Im dying laughing at this Forrest Gump tier shit.
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"Ummm..... some idiots in the streamchat is laughing at my head because Im an AHNEST person and I share many details about my personal life, let me ban this idiot first and I will explain.............. (lean-in)"

"So guys, yes in high school i was made fun of my head, but first of all I DID NOTHING WRONG, I did everything correct! It was the HEADPHONE, okay? I was GAYMING a lot and the headphone in the 90s are so tight that it made my head into odd shape, much like the headphone now gave me BALD SPOT on my head, okay?"

"Secondly why the fuck do you care? It was many many years ago and I don't dwell in the past! I made some funny jokes about Jews when I was with blipTV many years ago but look at now who even cared about it? I swear to god some people just couldnt get over the past and can't stop mentioning it, IDIOTS"

"If there's no more contribution I'm gonna start my throwback SF stream now, friendly reminder I was the best American in this game in 2005, which is not that long ago"

*SnoooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrT*

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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
I think he acts this way about Rambo because it was his first legitimate friendship. Dark was a massive loser in school and probably spent years being the outcast. Even after getting into the local competitive scene for street fighter he was probably so jaded and pathetic he never let anybody really get close to him as a person, but for whatever reason he managed to form some genuine friendship with Rambo.

Problem is toxicity is at the core of his being so his used and abused this dude like everyone else he met in his life. He’s 2 pigheaded to admit he was a shitty person and used him for videos so he has to tell people Rambo betrayed his trust instead.

And I mean look at him post Rambo, he’s legit never made another friend, he’s only retreated into himself like he made a mistake having something close to a normal relationship with another person. The only thing post Rambo is kat and I truly believe he only got involved with out of necessity because he’s a pathetic manchild that can barely do his own damn laundry
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I think prior to blowing up on youtube he was an ok enough guy. Still toxic and arogant when it came to games and online, but in person he was probably more tolerable.
There are plenty of videos off him hanging out with people and seeming to have a good time, which is where the problem comes in.

There is one where he is at some gathering/party at some house with dozens of people, playing games, bbq, chilling in the pool and then you have this chubby fuck going around flashing a camera in everyones faces.
Now how would you feel if you are just having a good time with your mates while some asshole is filming everything and plan to put it up on the web to make money off of it.

I bet plenty of people started getting sick of constantly being recorded by this fuck so they stopped hanging out with him or told him to knock it off, and he of course didn't take this lightly and has contributed to the idea of everyone being jealous off him or betraying him.
 
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