Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Spastic Colon]

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This woman should not be allowed to have pets, let alone children. That kid seems genuinely stoked to have two birb buddies on his shoulders, I can't believe she took them away from him because of "time constraints" poor fucking little guy. I cried for ages after my family's childhood dog died. He was fat and old, and he led a great life. He died knowing he was a beloved member of my family, and that he served us well.
Now just imagine trading all that for a "$100 rehoming fee".
Fucking sickening.

Especially since those birds are probably the only things that ever paid attention to him. Hopefully the birds were luckier in finding a new home than the kid.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

The "1 unit of large carrot" is basically saying 1 large carrot. You can find a better one to pick off MFP so I have no idea why she picked the unit one. Still, one large carrot, according to MFP, is 30 cal. Are you not supposed to use 'one cup' or 'one tablespoon'?

Haha I know 1 unit means 1 large carrot. The point is... how big is a large carrot? Maybe what I think is large, you would call medium. You end up in a weird subjective space, which is bad news for people who already suck at this. Cups and spoons run into similarly inaccurate spaces where maybe people don't fill up a cup completely, or they overfill it a little, or it's something like rice (which she logged) that can be compacted down or in the cup loosely. It's the reason professional bakers weigh their ingredients. You can be so much more accurate and consistent.

Is it a big deal for something like carrots? Not really, they're pretty low in calories. Jam and rice? More of a problem, and it's just a matter of building better habits and not setting yourself up to fail in the long run.

She's failing anyway due to her dishonesty, but it is funny to watch her fuck up the little she is doing.

 

[Terrified of Snakes]

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I can't believe she took them away from him because of "time constraints" poor fucking little guy.

Are we sure she didn't eat them? Because I watched her shred hot chicken with electric beaters yesterday and am positive this deathfat would do the same to the birbs if hungry.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

What country is the illegal kid from? Or can we not say?

I'm not comfortable saying. Not sure if it's because I'm soft or I'm a faggot (bolth?). I found out by really sifting her various FBs and discovering who his real family is.

Amy has said in a few vids that he is from "the islands" in the south Pacific.

 

[welsho]

Especially since those birds are probably the only things that ever paid attention to him. Hopefully the birds were luckier in finding a new home than the kid.

Thankfully, A-me's emotional support skunk (lol), Sebastian, has taken to Miah more than he has to A-me. She has said they are inseperable; which means in A-me terms that little Sebastian will probably need to be re-homed as well for "behavior issues". A-me won't be able to stand the attention Sebastian gives to Miah as she has to be the center of everyone's universe. Little will the new owners know that the behavior problems were A-me's not Sebastian's

 

[Queen of Moderation]

Why is her skunk in the car? Does she keep him in a pupper car seat or secured in a carrier while the car is moving? (I have a sinking feeling that I already know the answer, but I hope to be wrong).

Can you imagine looking over to the parked car next to you and seeing a 500lbs behemoth in a hijab with a skunk? I'd be looking in the bushes for hidden cameras.

 

[Gawdamit]

What the hell is an emotionally support animal? Does that mean Fat Amy can take the skunk into stores like some people take dogs?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

How stupid is Amy? 11. She goes to 11.

 

[Barbarella]

I'm not comfortable saying. Not sure if it's because I'm soft or I'm a faggot (bolth?). I found out by really sifting her various FBs and discovering who his real family is.

Amy has said in a few vids that he is from "the islands" in the south Pacific.

If he’s from Guam than his citizenship is not as dire as posted. Guam is an American protectorate, like Puerto Rico, and Guamanians are American citizens by birth.

There are lots of other places in the South Pacific though so if he’s not Guamanian he could be in trouble.

Guamanians have a propensity towards obesity as do many Pacific Islanders, so being under Amy’s care is problematic in more than one way.

 

[Reilly]

This vegan cupcake chick is getting on my nerves.

A car seat? Not a chance. Amy is hands down the most neglectful and callous pet owner. Last year, she posted a video about her 3 “beloved” dogs that were her “babies”. What did she do with her “babies" because one was struggling with potty training? She “adopted them out” AKA took them to the pound. This particular video got my blood boiling, gawd, I detest this woman.

Edited to add: Amy also dumped Miah’s favorites pet birds on Craigslist because “they dint have time for them”.


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The poor boy couldn’t keep what was probably the only joy he had in his life, because his mother is a lazy, selfish hog.

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fucking cunt

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

What the hell is an emotionally support animal? Does that mean Fat Amy can take the skunk into stores like some people take dogs?

I hope not, because at the start of that video the skunk shat yellow plops all over her hijab. GOLDEN!

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Aaaaand there's zero entries as of midnight on Amy's MFP.

Way to go! You're succeeding, gorl!

 

[welsho]

Aaaaand there's zero entries as of midnight on Amy's MFP.

Way to go! You're succeeding, gorl!

YOU NEED TO SUPPORT AMY!!!!!!! SHE IS SICK AND DOING THE BEST SHE CAN!!!!!!!!!!

She's only had a carrot and a subway sandwich since January 1st.

DON'T DIET SHAME HER!!!!!!!!!!!

And a big, fat, lol at not knowing how to link her MFP. Sometimes I almost, *almost* feel sorry for her because she's just so dumb.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Absolute sped, plain scammer, or both?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Like three videos ago, she claimed she used MFP to help her lose those alleged 78 pounds, and now all of a sudden she doesn't know how to use MFP.

Stupid people are the most fun liars in the whole liar taxonomy.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Eh, since I've been doing this since she started this shit...

We'll see if it changes later.

Spoiler: Big ol' empty batch of Saturday

If she truly ate nothing, then she's on the fast track to actually losing weight. At 470 or whatever pounds, she has enough lard on her body to ensure her survival for 349.45 days with nothing more than vitamin supplements and water, given her TDEE at 3404 kcals to maintain and a healthy weight of 130 for her height (assumed 5'4" because I can't remember how tall the butterball is).

But nah, @welsho is right. I'm a diet shaming asshole.

 

[HamFan]

Haha I know 1 unit means 1 large carrot. The point is... how big is a large carrot? Maybe what I think is large, you would call medium. You end up in a weird subjective space, which is bad news for people who already suck at this. Cups and spoons run into similarly inaccurate spaces where maybe people don't fill up a cup completely, or they overfill it a little, or it's something like rice (which she logged) that can be compacted down or in the cup loosely. It's the reason professional bakers weigh their ingredients. You can be so much more accurate and consistent.

Is it a big deal for something like carrots? Not really, they're pretty low in calories. Jam and rice? More of a problem, and it's just a matter of building better habits and not setting yourself up to fail in the long run.

She's failing anyway due to her dishonesty, but it is funny to watch her fuck up the little she is doing.

I always have to laugh when people act as though you simply can't lose weight without a scale, but especially when it comes to these deathfats. Do you really think Fat Amy is fat because she ate 39 grams of oats, not 20? No, it's because she's not actually trying, she's a gluttonous pig that doesn't care, and she eats anytime there is food nearby. Someone a few pages back described her likely eating habits perfectly; grazing on this and that all day and not counting it. I don't mean counting it on MFP, because she's never going to track anything properly. I mean she tells herself it "doesn't count," if she has any thought of what goes in her mouth.
Amy, Jen, et al do not need a scale. They don't need keto or any other diet to fuck up, or even to watch macros besides calories. They need to stop eating all the fucking time, period.

 

[chantalisfat]

This gem is from last year:

"How A Morbidly Obese Takes A Shower".

Here, Amy describes how she uses a "foofah" to clean herself. She proudly tells viewers that she can now reach her vaginal area with her hands (that's why god gave us hands, she says) but that she's been too fat to reach her vaginal area, and previously had to use a "foofah" on her vaginal and butt areas as well. She says she just "hikes her leg up and goes to town". She then uses the shower hose under her rolls.

She also details how she uses baby shampoo as soap (??!) because all other soaps leave a residue on (in?) her vaginal area which then begins to burn. She tells us about her constant UTIs also.

She tells us that Olly had to step in and begin bathing her when she got too fat to cleanse herself, but that at this point she is proud that she can wash herself.

Didn't she just admit to having Olly bathe her? Welp, guess she's back to being too fat to do it herself.

She then dries under her rolls with a hair dryer. Olly dries her with the hair dryer when she's too fat to reach. She says this cuts down on the smell a lot.

She keeps diaper rash ointment at home and in the car for her "yeasty rashes". She also keeps Monistat on hand for between her fat rolls. The diaper ointment is just for burning rashes. The Monistat is for rashes that smell. If the rashes start oozing then you must go to the doctor. Amy warns to request at least three tubes of medicated ointment if you're her size. She tells viewers that she is prescribed the medicated ointment all the time, because her oozing rashes are ongoing.

Next step is corn starch. Use after every shower between every roll. Keep a tub at home and in your car.

Next step is spray deodorant. She advices to spray it on armpits, beneath breasts, and on rolls "back there" to keep it "fresh". She warns not to use if you have open wounds "down there", though.

Amy tells us she doesn't like her underwears wet or to stink down there, so she wears pads at all times. Pads, though, not panty liners. "Panty liners are a no-go for me because I swallow the thing up."


She advises viewers to spray Summer's Eve on your underwear before placing your pad in, as the Summer's Eve "kind of holds the smell in."

 

[Gawdamit]

eeeeewwww that is disgusting. i'm going to puke

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

This is kind of trivial but I thought I'd highlight it.

Amy has a bunch of shitty, low-end reviews of objects that seemingly have little context on her channel. Recent example, remember the iPad being "in the shop" but we got the empty iPad case review anyway? This has come up in the Jack Scalfani thread too, where he does product reviews on his channel but also has verified Amazon purchase reviews up for the same items:

I think I linked it in this thread, but William Osman has a video where he talks about a lot of the sponsorship spam emails he gets. There are mills in China that email EVERYONE over a certain sub count, regardless of it the product they're trying to get reviewed makes sense or not with the channel content. What the one William responded to did was offer him to PayPal him the money to buy the item off Amazon himself, because it was easier/faster than mailing him one from China. Most of these companies don't pay you for your videos, you just get to keep the item. It's very likely that Jack was 'sponsored', in that he got refunded for the item, but probably didn't get paid for the review itself. Well. Until cheap ass Jack returns the used item to Amazon for a refund, anyway.

Spoiler: The video for background

And a sample of Amy's random "product reviews". Basically, the payment for the review is getting to keep the item. Her jewellery deal is probably the same but I just stuck to recent Amazon and Ali Express items:


Also an indicator of how Amy is able to add links to her comment section when she wants to.