Artcow Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99 - Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's

Why am I still sympathetic to Jess?

Because everyone has the capacity to be a good person. Jess is still relatively young, it takes a while for some people to learn how to be decent and conduct themselves. The hope for Jess, and most young lolcows is that they eventually learn how to be a less shitty person.


EDIT: Wait this dude was born in 81, I thought they were born in 99 because of their twitter handle. Jesus christ there's no hope
 
Because everyone has the capacity to be a good person. Jess is still relatively young, it takes a while for some people to learn how to be decent and conduct themselves. The hope for Jess, and most young lolcows is that they eventually learn how to be a less shitty person.


EDIT: Wait this dude was born in 81, I thought they were born in 99 because of their twitter handle. Jesus christ there's no hope
Rule of thumb is that once they make it to 25, they're past the point of no return unless something really, really earthshaking for them finally gives them the much belated eureka moment to wise the fuck up. Unfortunately for ones of this magnitude, this is very rare and very hard for them to break out of their shit when it does happen
 
More from 4chan.

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Losers who give TMI on the internet, apparently.
TMI would be an understatement:
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Don't you just hate it when IMDb deadnames you, Tobias?
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm6999156/ (archive: http://archive.is/scE7f)

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Some pre-existing pre-transition info is available via @Hangula Hungui and their Egoraptor post here:
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Weird TF2 Scout fixation:
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Brother's Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/markus.knitt
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Actually ran into a not-shutdown FB account of Jess' via Tobias here, thanks for the info my dude! https://www.facebook.com/SweetBean99
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Ukinojoe defended Shmorky? That is so immensely disappointing. It's like he's a litmus test on whether you should trust a popular e-celebrity, just ask them what they think of Shmorky.

Speaking of that, here's a reminder that Jessica was one of the few artists who openly associated with Shmorky during his Tumblr phase, and has never spoken up about it to this day. Most of the proof backing this claim up has vanished, considering it was on the Encyclopedia Dramatica page about her, but it is out there somewhere. I'm sure it's on this thread even.

Jessica unironically believes that a sociopathic, pedophilic diaperfur is better than PewDiePie and his dudebro fans. That should give you some perspective on her values.
 

Jess, you're never getting over this meme. What you need to do is just accept the hug that New Guy wants to give you. He's a nice guy. He doesn't even understand why your feelings are hurt, he just wants the best for you.

Ukinojoe defended Shmorky? That is so immensely disappointing. It's like he's a litmus test on whether you should trust a popular e-celebrity, just ask them what they think of Shmorky.

Imagine being such a terrible person, such a diddler, that you're on the wrong side of something LowT is on the right side of.
 
Imagine being such a terrible person, such a diddler, that you're on the wrong side of something LowT is on the right side of.
It sucks because I was such a big fan of Ukinojoe. I've watched all of his videos multiple times, and he's greatly influenced my sense of humor. It's a shame that such a talented, funny dude is also a ginormous dickhead, but I can't say I'm too surprised.
 
Oh boy. I sure love me some fresh twitter takes.
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Here's the thing: Pewdiepie is a reprehensible clown. We all know that.

But robbery is a crime nonetheless. I feel like Jesse should have just changed his character's line to "I'm laughing at something stupid this Youtube gamer just did/said." It expresses the same sentiment-- that Felix is a cunt-- without endorsing literal crimes.

See, when people on KF make fun of bad shit happening to clowns like Felix, we do it anonymously, for a reason. Everybody feels schadenfraude. Everybody gossips. The sensible people among us do it anonymously on designated shitting sites. The idiots of the world do it to coworkers they barely know. The turbo-speds out there do it at work and then post a comic about it online, thereby alienating not just the coworker they sperged at, but also everyone on the internet with the misfortune of seeing their shitty art.
 
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I'll give Jess like C- credit and say she(ain't I nice?) hasn't done other exceptional things to make the meme more powerful.

If she threw a Brianna Wu level tantrum that New Guy motherfucker would have his own funko pop in a week.
She gets a D from me (in a couple ways :tomgirl: ) Her stuff is better than AM but I've never once been amused by it, not even a smirk. Her art style is always stolen from another artist because she's too lazy to create her own, and she has the tiniest spec of self awareness but instead of trying to fix her flaws she revels in them.

She's a lot better than most trannies on the site I'll give her that, but she's by no means a sympathetic person.
 
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