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Ken Jennings said:
Oxygen depravation does that to a person.
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I can confirm this from personal experience. Chronic low-level hypoxia is not something to be trifled with. You think you're operating on all cylinders and fully competent; worse, you think you're operating above expectations, because you're experiencing a persistent euphoria brought about by lack of oxygen and a relative increase in absorbed CO2, which tricks you into thinking everything is just fine and you're on top of the world ma, and you don't need to put that mask on because everything is just great, and fuck your CO yelling in your ear about the fact you're about to die if you don't put the mask on RIGHT NOW. You're a genius! What's dying anyway? And failure? I literally can't comprehend my own incompetence now.
 
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GenericReviewerDraco said:
Twibel feels like it could be the new "kahn-sluts" but its probably not general enough to shitpost with.
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Hoss said:
Twible? TWIBLE?
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Can this please be Vic's next Star Trek bit? "The Twouble With Twibels!"
5t3n0g0ph3r said:
"The online community"
Is Lemoine referring to LawTwitter?
Why the hell is Lemoine consulting LawTwitter about HIS case?
Doucette isn't going to bail you out, Lemoine!
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When it's Lemonfuck's rantings, it's "a blog."
When it's his clients being malicious liars, it's "Twibel."
When it's Law Twitter, it's "a community."
When it's a bunch of mosquito memes, it's "death threats."

And this is all on the court record. I can't wait to see what comes of these.
FluffyTet said:
There's another comic I saw as a kid that had an accident involving sonic, the doctor, a chaos emerald, a root beer and a hardboiled egg. but I don't remember much more than that.
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I think it was a short-run Archie comic or something. Similar premise. Robotnik makes Sonic's sneakers, and has him test them. And it's implied that the egg is why Robotnik has his trademark body shape. This may have been one of the "Dr. Kintobor" backstories.
 
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Doubtful. His blood is so oxygen deprived even the starving mosquitoes want nothing to do with it.
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I read somewhere that having a history of being bitten by mosquitoes or contracting mosquito-borne illnesses actually makes them more attracted to you.

Leave it to weeb wars to turn a harrowing dose of cold hard reality into fun and hilarity for all ages!
 
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Nick is making a great point about how Lemonhead is billing $500 an hour to his moron clients for researching things he claims to be already an expert on, but he's still too dumb to even understand how an IOLTA account works.

And even Chupp is openly mocking his wheezing stupidity.

Nick sounds like he's dying. He barely even has to pretend to be Lemoine.

"You keep running into this objection" because your whining and bitching is completely FUCKING IRRELEVANT. DIE YOU MORON. LEMOINE YOU ARE A PATHETIC COCKSUCKER AND YOU NEED TO KILL YOURSELF!
 
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AnOminous said:
"You keep running into this objection" because your whining and bitching is completely FUCKING IRRELEVANT. DIE YOU MORON. LEMOINE YOU ARE A PATHETIC COCKSUCKER AND YOU NEED TO KILL YOURSELF!
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It must kill you for someone who is familiar with the legal field to watch this barely alive, sad excuse of a human being shamble through this hearing.
 
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