Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

jack gave us a shoutout on the live chat!

 

[Gladatha]

jack gave us a shoutout on the live chat!

Really? Timestamp?

 

[Aaway]

Really? Timestamp?

video starts at where he says it

 

[Dirty Mug]

jack gave us a shoutout on the live chat!

Oh shit
Hello Jack! We are all fans of Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad here

 

[Cedric_Eff]

So if he’s aware of the Farms, he’s taking it quite well then.

 

[Adamska]

Jack reveals his racism yet again this week, stating that he wasn't allowed to film in Taco King because they had illegals working there. Stay classy, Jack.

Translation: all of my threats to leave bad yelp reviews, cheat them out of more food with karen tier bullshit, or escalate the latter when I was called out for being a whiny bitch have failed. I will now accuse them of hiring illegals instead, because I, Jack Scalfani, am a cunt destined for hell.

It is wack because the whole point of translation into common vernacular was to prevent this, to provide transparency and accountability to the preachers making distorted claims about its contents.

Besides maybe the preachers, do you really expect Jack's hate church in general to know this detail? Their pastor can't even follow the simplest rule in the Bible, thou shalt not kill, for fucks sake.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

It is wack because the whole point of translation into common vernacular was to prevent this, to provide transparency and accountability to the preachers making distorted claims about its contents.

You can lead a redneck to an accessible version of the Bible but you can't make him study it.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

So if he’s aware of the Farms, he’s taking it quite well then.

Jack claimed he’s heard of Kiwi Farms, but he was probably confusing what he had read with Pepperidge Farm. “Yeah, I know about Kiwi Farms; love their country style stuffing.”

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

jack gave us a shoutout on the live chat!

I'd be lying if I said I don't enjoy Kiwi farms shoutouts. Thanks Jack happy new year please keep complaining about ribs.

 

[Aaway]

Jack claimed he’s heard of Kiwi Farms, but he was probably confusing what he had read with Pepperidge Farm. “Yeah, I know about Kiwi Farms; love their country style stuffing.”

yeah he definitely thought it was a restaurant or something

 

[Whatthefuck]

It is wack because the whole point of translation into common vernacular was to prevent this, to provide transparency and accountability to the preachers making distorted claims about its contents.

The thing is, though, if you’re going to read the Bible and actually try to interpret it you have to study the socio and geo politics of the time. The power dynamics and it’s place in history. Jacks way too lazy, not to mention stupid, to do that. It also helps to have at least a passing understanding of Judaism and the Greek and Hebrew languages and how their words, much like English, can have several different meanings given the context. So, he’ll sit his fat ass and dead arm in a pew and be fed garbage from a garbage person be cause Jack always takes the easy route whether it be religion, cooking, marriage, recovery, etc.

 

[DiabeticSP]

The weekly church cardio is probably the only thing keeping him alive by this point, to be fair.

Sit, kneel, stand, kneel, sit, stand, shake hands, kneel, stand, walk to the front and back, sit, kneel.

Thanks jesus.

 

[Aaway]

The weekly church cardio is probably the only thing keeping him alive by this point, to be fair.

Sit, kneel, stand, kneel, sit, stand, shake hands, kneel, stand, walk to the front and back, sit, kneel.

Thanks jesus.

he's confined to a wheelchair for the next few weeks so he's not even able to do that

 

[breadandcircuses]

According to some, the original word of God was in fact the KJV translated into Hebrew by the Jews and Greek by the Apostles and further into Latin until King James was inspired to put pen too paper and write the Bible as it was intended.

Or something just as Loony.

 

[Adamska]

According to some, the original word of God was in fact the KJV translated into Hebrew by the Jews and Greek by the Apostles and further into Latin until King James was inspired to put pen too paper and write the Bible as it was intended.

Or something just as Loony.

If a denomination insists on using KJV's translation, then expect a lot of tardery when it comes to it.

 

[Whatthefuck]

According to some, the original word of God was in fact the KJV translated into Hebrew by the Jews and Greek by the Apostles and further into Latin until King James was inspired to put pen too paper and write the Bible as it was intended.

Or something just as Loony.

King James had the apocryphal books removed. That’s all he did. He didn’t agree with books because he was a Protestant and those books affirmed Catholicism so he had scholars go in and cut them out and the scholars then wrote the text as we would know it. The Catholic Bible still contains those books. He had very little to do with it other than trying to uphold the Tudor era Anglican Church. It’s all really fucking stupid. But, this is about Jack’s stupid fat ass.

 

[Skeletor]

"In the king james version" What's with these people only reading the KJV? Isn't there a whole bunch of other versions of the bible?

Eh, credit where it's due, the KJV has a lot of historical importance and it's more challenging than a lot of the newer translations that are targeted toward semi-literate white trash and people overseas. I'm a little surprised he's kicking it old-school in the Bible department.

 

[JackDavis]

Theres gotta be a better place to talk about the Bible.

 

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

Theres gotta be a better place to talk about the Bible.

How about fucking church?

 

[Rod Dangerous]

The weekly church cardio is probably the only thing keeping him alive by this point, to be fair.

Sit, kneel, stand, kneel, sit, stand, shake hands, kneel, stand, walk to the front and back, sit, kneel.

Thanks jesus.

They livestream many of the services.