Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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MadPanda said:
Maybe king lolcow of weeb wars, but he is low tier as far as the farms goes. He does not even get nominated for the farms king lolcow until he gets his own subforum,which would have to interest null, and we all know he is use to dealing with actual terrorist vs sad 40 year old groomers that are not really relevant even in their field.
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We just need an annual award that says "you were the dippshitiest sperg this year." Shane just... Really really needs it. He needs to know that he accomplished something in this whole mess. That... That someone will remember him when he dies. For a single moment he was number 1 in something.

His family will forget him. Conventions are already proactively unpersoning him. But the farms... The farms will never forget his mad, drunken sperging.
 
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I can't even process what Shane is. He's an obese male feminist pedophile clout chaser who eats shoes and violates chairs, but I can't put him into a single folder of degeneracy. At least I can make a bad joke about MovieBlob being the Andrew Stallings version of DSP in terms of decade long cringe (I'm impressed the consoomer blob of Mario themed eugenics hasn't got a board dedicated to his madness).
 
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teriyakiburns said:
I'm surprised shane hasn't come back to run damage control with the release of this transcript.
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What exactly is going to argue? "Lemoine did very very well despite not changing anything!"

Shane also has something like 4 months til his convention and he still doesn't anything done. He is also fighting Jinnie McManus or whoever so screaming at us isn't his top priority.
 
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Shane is confessing his sins on Twitter.

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https://archive.ph/Se3DO / https://archive.ph/iU23R
 
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5t3n0g0ph3r said:
I'm sure @Not A Bug would have some objections to these claims.
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Don't know about objections. But I find it interesting that he's wised up enough to refer to "a con" as opposed to A-Kon.

He's still dancing on the edge of that libel line as he slung all sorts of slurs against the convention when he was run off. I'd bet these allusions compared to the statements he made (yes they're archived) would nail that coffin lid down.

A-Kon didn't steal anything. Shane is running off of ignorance here. The con paid out a large portion to the charity pending a final accounting. Once that accounting was completed, they received the rest. Not "future earnings"you disingenuous sped.

A-Kon doesn't pad their numbers either. I know they tried on different models for calculating numbers. I know they used a warm body count (not turnstile count) and they separated out "ghosts" (lobbyists). Their calculations tend to run a whole lot more conservative than other cons.

I don't know about vices other than his drinking. I'm sure it depends on what one classifies as a "vice". But drinking is a problem when you're intoxicated at meetings and smell of alcohol on the con floor during hours. My $.02.
 
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Not A Bug said:
Don't know about objections. But I find it interesting that he's wised up enough to refer to "a con" as opposed to A-Kon.

He's still dancing on the edge of that libel line as he slung all sorts of slurs against the convention when he was run off. I'd bet these allusions compared to the statements he made (yes they're archived) would nail that coffin lid down.

A-Kon didn't steal anything. Shane is running off of ignorance here. The con paid out a large portion to the charity pending a final accounting. Once that accounting was completed, they received the rest. Not "future earnings"you disingenuous sped.

A-Kon doesn't pad their numbers either. I know they tried on different models for calculating numbers. I know they used a warm body count (not turnstile count) and they separated out "ghosts" (lobbyists). Their calculations tend to run a whole lot more conservative than other cons.

I don't know about vices other than his drinking. I'm sure it depends on what one classifies as a "vice". But drinking is a problem when you're intoxicated at meetings and smell of alcohol on the con floor during hours. My $.02.
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If not objections then grumbling about Shane being an idiot and how no one should work with him.
 
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