Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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The family court judge might not even bother investigating his substance abuse problems, as it stands he brought a child molester into their home, and has spent the last month publicly scheming about how to get his wife deported so that she can't see their child again. The first thing is a huge issue unless he displays some serious remorse, the 2nd thing is a much bigger deal than most people realize. Parents are supposed to at least fake a willingness to let their child have a relationship with the other parent. If you don't have that then you don't get to be in charge of much of anything, since it shows no willingness to put the child's needs first. putting the child's needs first is the bare minimum required to parent effectively. Going to a battered women's shelter does not count because they only keep men out for safety reasons, not to spite anyone.
 
I'm not entirely convinced either of the exceptional individuals have actually filed for divorce yet and lowtax is a lying pill abuser who doesn't listen to anyone, so I don't think he'd take a pre-emptive drug test even if his lawyer told him to. It's just him running some half-assed pr so all his paypigs can feel good about giving him their tardbux.

Odds on Maplewife staying at Chinkwife's house either instead of or after a temporary stay in a shelter? Did Chinkwife remarry? Maplewife doesn't seem like the type of person to get their shit together unless a gun is against her head and I'm willing to bet she would abuse Chinkwife's Christian charity if she could as a means to not tackle serious issues like her lack of citizenship or a divorce.

The filing happened on December 13 and Richard was the one who filed. Court is set for April 2020 so it sounds like it’s moving forward.

Refer to: 1916-FC11146 - RICHARD C KYANKA V ASHLEY K MARTIN (E-CASE)

This is also the judge who was assigned the case: https://www.16thcircuit.org/division-2-judge-kenneth-r-garrett-iii
 
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Agreed, the “I took a drug test” just reeks of the same “I’m allergic to opiates” bullshit addict speak to trick rubes giving him money.

Lowtax now looks like a full blown addict and plenty of ppl have been commenting on it, so in his mind claiming he’s taken a drug test (and offering zero proof) is a easy way to nip that problematic talk in the bud.

I don't believe it for a minute because I've seen him on video and he's clearly strung out on something. He was outright slurring his words and saying the kind of incoherent bullshit pillheads say.

The filing happened on December 13 and Richard was the one who filed. Court is set for April 2020 so it sounds like it’s moving forward.

Refer to: 1916-FC11146 - RICHARD C KYANKA V ASHLEY K MARTIN (E-CASE)

This is also the judge who was assigned the case: https://www.16thcircuit.org/division-2-judge-kenneth-r-garrett-iii

Leafwife is a fucking idiot letting Richard beat her to the courthouse door. She is quite possibly as much of a fuckup as he is.
 
I don't believe it for a minute because I've seen him on video and he's clearly strung out on something. He was outright slurring his words and saying the kind of incoherent bullshit pillheads say.



Leafwife is a fucking idiot letting Richard beat her to the courthouse door. She is quite possibly as much of a fuckup as he is.
She doesn't have a pot to piss in and was 100% reliant on lowtax for money.
 
She doesn't have a pot to piss in and was 100% reliant on lowtax for money.

She's literally in a battered women's shelter. She had every fucking opportunity to find legal counsel. Bitches can always get a divorce lawyer if the loser they're divorcing has anything resembling income.
 
Per Lowtax, as of...NYE I believe, he still hasn't served her papers.

Maplewife might have believe if she can't be served, he can't do anything to anything to her. As she's an illegal immigrant, she likely fears exposing herself to the US legal system in any manner.


I just realized the irony that ChinkWife is a citizen and MapleWife is the mail-order bride.
 
Per Lowtax, as of...NYE I believe, he still hasn't served her papers.

Maplewife might have believe if she can't be served, he can't do anything to anything to her. As she's an illegal immigrant, she likely fears exposing herself to the US legal system in any manner.


I just realized the irony that ChinkWife is a citizen and MapleWife is the mail-order bride.

Per the case file, summons was issued to her on December 16. The case file also indicates Ashli still does not have an attorney representing her. I’d provide the screen prints but I’m shitposting on my phone. You can go here and search for Kyanka: https://www.courts.mo.gov/casenet/base/welcome.do
 
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Per the case file, summons was issued to her on December 16. The case file also indicates Ashli still does not have an attorney representing her. I’d provide the screen prints but I’m shitposting on my phone. You can go here and search for Kyanka: https://www.courts.mo.gov/casenet/base/welcome.do

Does that mean it was served, or just sent out to to be served?


Why would she stay in a shelter all this time and just... not do anything. It makes no sense.

This is woman who:
-Was around 28, a pretty solid 7, and when Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka rolled up to visit her friend, being wacky and zany, she deciced "yeah, I want to hit that".
- After knowing him for several months, decided "Yeah, ok, I want to go with rawdog with that" while also deciding birthcontrol is for 'losers'.
- When finding out she was with spawn, married Lowtax.
- Did not go through that utter joke that Canada to US immigration is
- Was married to lowtax for almost 4 years.

What I'm saying is that good, well thought out life decisions do not seem to be her strong point.
 
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She's a stupid whore. Who other than a stupid whore would marry a guy like Dickard Kyanka?

Yeah okay, but she has a three year old child with her. She's been just sitting in a shelter this whole time doing nothing? Not trying to get back to Canada, not trying to file for divorce, not even trying to get back with him?
 
Everyone seems to forget that for 20 bucks or so you can get synthetic piss sold as "fetish" piss to pass a test. Not like anyone is gonna watch lowt pull out his micro peen to make sure he's really pissing.

Mike Tyson took it a step further when he was an addict, by going to drug tests with a rubber penis that he'd filled with drug-free piss from a friend. Of course Lowtax would probably go the wackyzany route by using a Bad Dragon toy.
 
Yeah okay, but she has a three year old child with her. She's been just sitting in a shelter this whole time doing nothing? Not trying to get back to Canada, not trying to file for divorce, not even trying to get back with him?

Before she locked everything down on social media, she spent the whole day on Twitter. She made a bunch of tweets about getting sloshed on wine; maybe she was just joking to the wine aunt crowd on Twitter but it could be that she started hitting the bottle. She sure as fuck wasn’t working to become a legal resident of the United States, as it turns out.

She probably would run back to Richard if he would take her back, that’s how dumb and lazy she is. LowT probably would take her back too if he didn’t have a harem of mentally ill goonettes half his age. We know of four but I suspect there are others out there.
 
I doubt they're goonettes to be honest. Lowtax' women might've been at some point but I'm sure there's almost no 20-something true and honest woman left on SA. Hell I'm almost positive they're barely any 20-somethings on SA to begin with, that forum is running on inertia of a time long past and new posters aren't exactly flocking to it.

I'm pretty sure lowtax just straight up buys these women. Not directly prostitution but I'm pretty sure he plays sugar daddy. His patreon-bux should be enough to do that. There's no reason whatsoever to hook up with lowtax otherwise. He's neither popular nor famous nor attractive nor has any other redeeming qualities of that sort. Only thing he has is extra money.
 
Why would she stay in a shelter all this time and just... not do anything. It makes no sense.
I know this thread is slow for the time being and I'm going to avoid powerleveling outside letting you know that every state is different re: how they handle family court and AK is not where I worked, but as a general notice things like divorce and custody matters are handled in family court, things like child abuse/neglect that would result in an investigator/family worker are juvenile court. Different attorneys (usually), different judges, different issues.

Just because Ashliii isn't (as far as we know) a professional pillhead alky who has been spilling every intimate personal detail of her life for thousands of strangers to read and laugh at on the internet doesn't mean she's doing nothing. DV shelters aren't just fuckin Motel 8s with a bored security guard so the husbands/partners can't get in to beat their bitches to death. She has a caseworker/case manager who works with other civil partnership agencies or has their own in-house therapy services to help link her to legal assistance, therapy (both of which are likely mandatory conditions of her remaining there), any referrals to whatever other services she may need, and has a time limit on how long she can stay, usually 30 days until she can go somewhere more permanent, even if that is a homeless family shelter. In her case, I imagine a bus ticket to Canada (I don't know the circumstances of her coming here besides to get knocked up by taxman and live in marital bliss being his pillbitch/laundry maid, but she should have at least someone in Canada who she isn't altogether estranged from, someone correct me if I'm wrong.)

Does that mean it was served, or just sent out to to be served?



This is woman who:
-Was around 28, a pretty solid 7, and when Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka rolled up to visit her friend, being wacky and zany, she deciced "yeah, I want to hit that".
- After knowing him for several months, decided "Yeah, ok, I want to go with rawdog with that" while also deciding birthcontrol is for 'losers'.
- When finding out she was with spawn, married Lowtax.
- Did not go through that utter joke that Canada to US immigration is
- Was married to lowtax for almost 4 years.

What I'm saying is that good, well thought out life decisions do not seem to be her strong point.

It means a court order was sent out and a process server ordered to deliver/serve the papers. Whether or not that happens is usually not confirmed on a CoC website.

Yeah okay, but she has a three year old child with her. She's been just sitting in a shelter this whole time doing nothing? Not trying to get back to Canada, not trying to file for divorce, not even trying to get back with him?

Again, we don't know all the details yet. It's safe to say that she isn't trying to get back with him because we would've heard it from him bragging about it by now. If she is linked with legal help like I suspect, she's likely at least smart enough heed a lawyer's advice to shut the fuck up and sit down for now.

The fact that we have no reason to believe she's fled back to mom and dad's in Nuckistan yet at least gives reason to believe she believes she has a fighting chance at what remains of those sweet patreonbux. Lowtax is, in every sense of the word, a domestic abuser and as is predictable with such people, would immediately fly into an uncontrollable rage if he found out she did something that drastic/permanent. Again, wed've heard about it by now straight from the manlet himself.


At this point I think we need patience more than anything. LowT is nothing if not an incompetent, degenerate lackwit. Something will slip, and shortly.
 
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