Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The first formerly admired elder was probably his dad. Most likely Bob discovered that Mr. Chipman voted for Reagan once, thus permanently robbing Bob of the opportunity to be a consciousness on a usb drive, hurtling through space.

Possibly but the little that I know about Pa Chipman I gathered that he and Bob were never really that close. I kinda inferred that Pa was the only one who told Bob to get a real job. I thought I saw him tweet that but this is the only thing I could find

Spoiler: You just don't get it dad!

Already spotted by @Gordon Cole

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-2689392

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“What I'd note for now is, while not sure Dad ever fully grasped what I do for living; he knew this one was for him.. https://t.co/SvpUNWsGhL”

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https://archive.is/Tuxrk

And since we're bringing up the great patriarch of the Chipman clan, I've been sitting on this since September. It didn't seem to be good enough to bring it up on it's own. Let us honor the memory of the fallen with tales of their heroics.

Spoiler: Everything Bob isn't

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Don't fuck with service people on tips. Ever…

archived 5 Jan 2020 20:11:34 UTC

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For context, the deleted tweet was something about someone wrote 2 zeroes on a one dollar bill and left that as a tip. I wanna say that they also wrote on it about going to school to get a better job as a tip but I'm not fully sure.

I have no idea if this is true or not but it's the little things in this story that make me smile.

-"dad was... FAR from a saint" before spinning a yarn about his dad committing battery.
-"(I believe) a stranger" did you never even question your dad at the time about what just happened and who that was, or did you have no interest in it till now, or were you so into the Nintendo that you didn't bother to know who else was in your dad's life?
-The idea that this was all ok to intervene in the non-crime of shorting a tip by getting physical with the non-criminal.
-The above but add in all of Bob's inane ramblings about importing low skilled anybodies/glorious metal robots to work in these low paying jobs.

Anything Bob says about himself is almost certainly a lie and I'm willing to buy that he just pulled this whole cloth from r/thathappened. This whole thing also reminded me of a tweet he did sometime ago about how hitting the block button doesn't have the same catharsis as kicking out a bar stool from underneath someone and having their head crash against the bar. I cannot find it on his timeline anymore, shocker as someone confronted him about it, and I can't find it here anymore. I know it was here because I posted it. I don't know if it got lost when the servers crashed or when Null changed the way data was saved after the NZ shooting. Did I have a stroke and make it all up or does anyone else remember that?

 

[Foltest]

Studio Chipman – Joey Chipman's Portfolio of Pretty Pictures

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Beautiful...

If you guys wanna hire this dude for more amazing art, here is his resume.

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So another Chipman join the race. From what I have gather, seems like his Dad was the most normal one (blue coller worker who grow to dislike his dipshit son after spending time and effort to help him).

 

[Adamska]

So another Chipman join the race. From what I have gather, seems like his Dad was the most normal one (blue coller worker who grow to dislike his dipshit son after spending time and effort to help him).

I dunno, he might just be baffled by the autistic shit his idiot son screams about at 4 am and asked him about it. I still would not be shocked if literally every one in that family enabled Bobby to be the smoothbrained ragebaby he is.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Joker has a much higher chance of being recognized as a culturally significant film by the Library of Congress than his beloved Black Panther. When you strip BP of its Disney-fied African trappings, it's just your bog standard capeshit film where two men in fur suits fight in a mine during the film's climax. Hell, it's laughable that he believes that Joker is an "edgy" film when the violence in it is limited to a few scenes. I suspect that Bob hates Joker because it is a) an ACTUAL contender for an Oscar (not that it really matters) whereas Black Panther was only a token nomination, and b) it challenges his simplistic worldview. His smooth brain cannot even grasp at its nuance so he simply dismisses and goes back to pablum like Godzilla: King of the Monsters.

(I don't hate KoM, but it's far from the best film of 2019.)

Did you know that the props form Black Panther were displayed in The African American History Museum in Washington DC?

I dunno if they're there anymore, but the Mask and anything iconic from the movie was there as well as a huge ass bullshit write up mural on how Wakanda could be real.

This is supposed to be a Museum.

 

[Neko GF]

And lastly, you can now buy chipman bros merch. I'm pretty sure this art was made by bob. Can anyone figure out why there is a graph behind them?
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‘Chipman Bros. Tangent Podcast Logo’ by thechippa

Now you can have THE CHIPMAN BROS. TANGENT PODCAST logo on your favorite stuff!!! / Logo designed by Joey Chipman: http://www.joeychipman.com/ • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.

www.redbubble.com

They're trying to go for a Mario and Luigi inspired look. Accept it doesn't work because both of them are hamplanets IRL.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Who the fuck is Joe Chipman?

Are you sure he's even related because Chipman is a common name.

 

[Mola Ram]

I dunno, he might just be baffled by the autistic shit his idiot son screams about at 4 am and asked him about it. I still would not be shocked if literally every one in that family enabled Bobby to be the smoothbrained ragebaby he is.

I could see Papa Chipman as the bad cop to Mama Chipman's coddling good cop. I could even see nasty arguments between the parents over Bob's upbringing, which might explain why Bob abhors masculine men and Republicans as the "Daddy Party." But this is pretty far into the realm of speculation.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Did you know that the props form Black Panther were displayed in The African American History Museum in Washington DC?

I dunno if they're there anymore, but the Mask and anything iconic from the movie was there as well as a huge ass bullshit write up mural on how Wakanda could be real.

This is supposed to be a Museum.

This is a farce. Instead of props from a blaxploitation film that mattered, props from a typical superhero movie made it in instead.

They're trying to go for a Mario and Luigi inspired look. Accept it doesn't work because both of them are hamplanets IRL.

 

[Rei is shit]

Who the fuck is Joe Chipman?

Are you sure he's even related because Chipman is a common name.

His resume lists Lynn as he residence. I guess it could be another, unrelated chipman in the same town as Bob. But do you really think he is going to shell out the cash for podcast artwork when he is selling random shit on ebay?

Also joey writes fan fiction and is a mario autist. It must run in the family.

 

[cypocryphy]

Notice closely that phrase Bob used:
"Aggressive automation of labor"

Why is that important? Because actually working with something tangible that produces results has an incredible effect of focusing the mind and putting things into perspective. Complain about oppression and harm and microagressions and anything else, it won't get one stalk of corn to grow out of the land, or one tree to cut itself into lumber, or make one engine block actually run. Your feelings are absolutely IRRELEVANT to whether or not something works. It reminds folks that there is a reality out there and it is as beautiful and terrifying as every poet and lovecraft described.

But if we can hurry up and automate all of that, then Bobby and his tribe can go about pretending reality doesn't exist and the dumbest shit ever invented by man is what's important.

As long as actual labor and results exist, there will be people out there who know exactly how worthless Bobby is and can call him on it.

He's so pro-automation because it's in science fiction stuff that he likes. He's such a sperg he can only think in terms of media he consumes.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He's so pro-automation because it's in science fiction stuff that he likes. He's such a sperg he can only think in terms of media he consumes.

You expect anything else from the OG consoomer himself?

 

[King Dead]

Disney is bigger than the USA by *a lot*
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Considering how a lot of people still seem to think overpopulation is a thing that needs to be addressed through some form of draconian measure (culling, sterilization), I think that even if Infinity War/Endgame were not explicitly arguing in favor of wiping out half of the universe's population, it could be argued that they effectively said "look, genocide isn't all that bad." Some people really do want a mass culling of humanity, and while they certainly wouldn't have the stomach to do so, if someone else did it for them, they'd happily look the other way. Do I need to point out all the "Thanos did nothing wrong" memes to show how a lot of people had that takeaway, perhaps not all that ironically? Or more related to Bob, think about all the time's he's fantasized about anyone who's ever disagreed with him meeting a grisly fate.

Fucking lol at Disney being bigger than the USA though. Really shows the warped lens Bobby's looking through.

DONT SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY ACTOR*
*who is almost certainly a trump voter
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Speaking of warped lens, even more hilarious that he thinks Chris Pratt being unapologetically Christian is a "scandal." You dropped your fedora, fatty.

Daily trump shit
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Now, it could be because I'm not a turbo-autist, but my reading of Trump's tweet was that the "targets" in question would probably be things important to the current Iranian government, and not things like World Heritage Sites or the like. Blow up a monument to the Iranian revolution, not an ancient Persian archaeological site. But of course, Robert's infinite intellect jumps straight to "DRUMPF = ISIS."

Buy his junk on ebay - lmao @ the roma book being unopened. Makes me think about all the praise he gave that film....
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What fucking arcade is he going to where he's getting this many expensive prizes to unload on eBay, and how much is he spending there? Is this the only thing he does when he actually leaves his house? I'm getting the mental image of a 40-year-old obese slob feeding tokens into arcade games by himself for hours on end, and it's just sad.

a slimming uniform

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Disney is bigger than the USA by *a lot*
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DONT SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY ACTOR*
*who is almost certainly a trump voter
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Daily trump shit
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Buy his junk on ebay - lmao @ the roma book being unopened. Makes me think about all the praise he gave that film....
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And lastly, you can now buy chipman bros merch. I'm pretty sure this art was made by bob. Can anyone figure out why there is a graph behind them?
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‘Chipman Bros. Tangent Podcast Logo’ by thechippa

Now you can have THE CHIPMAN BROS. TANGENT PODCAST logo on your favorite stuff!!! / Logo designed by Joey Chipman: http://www.joeychipman.com/ • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.

www.redbubble.com

Lol at thinking Disney is bigger than the USA, when Amazon (which I predict will but Disney in a few yers in my opinion) is like bigger than Disney.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Why is he selling baby crib sheets and little girl toys? I guess on his brother's behalf?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Why is he selling baby crib sheets and little girl toys? I guess on his brother's behalf?

well i mean if Bob won some of those things at bars (lol?) and his bro had first crack at em and didn't want em, possibly. If that's not just a complete line and it's actually his brother 'donating' used things to him to sell online for cash and he doesn't want it to look that way.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I mean, he's a middle-aged man with no kids and no romantic partner. He's gotta know that it looks very...odd for him to be selling sheets for a baby's crib. I seriously doubt that would ever be a prize at a bar or an arcade.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Who needs nations when we have corporations amirite guys?

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

It amazes me how Bob would side with a theocracy that hangs its homosexuals from cranes.

in fairness, Iran is marginally less brutal than other middle eastern nations in that respect
they give convicted homosexuals a choice of being hanged, or being given gender reassignment surgery and living the rest of their lives as women
as a result, Iran now has some of the most skilled and successful gender reassignment surgeons in the world
any parallels between this and similar western attitudes to sexuality is 100% coincidental, honest

 

[Neko GF]

Robert, in a fit of whiteknighting for his one goddesses Hillary Clinton, claims that Hillary was too honest . Also claims that the only reason that people didn't vote for Hillary is because she made them "feel intimidated".

Spoiler: Goddess Hillary was honest

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“Anyone who looks at this country and thinks LESS than half of the electorate aren't scum is blind or lying to itself. You're essentially saying she was unqualified for office by being too honest. https://t.co/OMzgrrDluS”

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“All you fucking idiots had to do was show up and vote for a woman who sort-of made you feel intimidated. ALL OF THIS for the want of a handful of tiny dicks to feel a little bit more significant.”

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Robert also claims that Bernie Sanders is a centrist because he doesn't outright advocate for open borders, mass-gun confiscation and late-term abortions:

Spoiler: Gatekeeping

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“No, but I can question whether or not his politics are all THAT unorthodox when he's been a centrist squish on guns, borders and reproductive rights for *decades* in Congress. https://t.co/NlI1PtRfbx”

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In an unsurprising turn of events, Robert insists that no one lives in Red States in order to own Drumpf.

Spoiler: TAKE THAT DRUMPF

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“If by "REAL USA" you mean those big red blotches on the map where your votes came from, I have great news: Almost *nobody* actually lives there, so you don't have to devote all that much effort to it. I'd explain how that works, but... y'know, math. https://t.co/x6kKcpLn8v”

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[Doctor Placebo]

Who the fuck is Joe Chipman?

Are you sure he's even related because Chipman is a common name.

His resume lists Lynn as he residence. I guess it could be another, unrelated chipman in the same town as Bob. But do you really think he is going to shell out the cash for podcast artwork when he is selling random shit on ebay?

Also joey writes fan fiction and is a mario autist. It must run in the family.

Chipman isn't that common a name. An unrelated Chipman who's also a massive Mario autist, lives nearby, and does exceptional artwork for Robert would be a hell of a coincidence. Maybe a cousin? I'm assuming he's younger than Cinema Robert, since his art and resume both look they were made by a cringy high schooler. But since this is the Chipman clan we're talking about he might be 50.

Who needs nations when we have corporations amirite guys?

"I like anarcho-capitalism except the part where people refuse to accept links to my Game Overthinker videos as payment. That's the kind of market failure we need government to fix." -Robert, probably

in fairness, Iran is marginally less brutal than other middle eastern nations in that respect
they give convicted homosexuals a choice of being hanged, or being given gender reassignment surgery and living the rest of their lives as women
as a result, Iran now has some of the most skilled and successful gender reassignment surgeons in the world
any parallels between this and similar western attitudes to sexuality is 100% coincidental, honest

Qassem Soleimani said trans rights.