War Iran-United States Military Crisis of 2020 - US Baghdad embassy under siege, rocket fire in US Baghdad green zone, Ukrainian Airlines flight 752 crash, and more!

January 10th:
Exclusive: Informants in Iraq, Syria helped U.S. kill Iran's Soleimani - sources (archive)(post)
Iraqi Shia cleric whose militia killed American troops says crisis is over following Iran strike and Trump speech (archive)(post)
Iraqi PM tells US to decide mechanism for troop withdrawal (archive)(post)
Mike Pence says Congress might 'compromise sources and methods' if fully briefed on the Soleimani strike (archive)(post)
Unidentified planes hit Iraqi militiamen in Syria, killing 8 (archive)(post)
Iraq: The Master Of Mayhem Meets A Missile (archive)(post)
Eliminating Qasem Soleimani was Donald Trump’s Middle East farewell letter (archive)(post)
Iran uses BULLDOZERS to clear debris from plane crash site while accusing US of ‘big lie’ that they shot it down (archive)(post)
Swiss Back Channel Helped Defuse U.S.-Iran Crisis (post)

January 11th:
UKRAINIAN AIRCRAFT WAS BROUGHT DOWN IN IRAN DUE TO 'HUMAN ERROR' (archive)(post)
Iran minister says 'human error' caused by 'US adventurism' led to deadly crash of Ukrainian jetliner (archive)(post)
Ukrainian aircraft was brought down in Iran due to 'human error' (archive)(post)
Trump, at Ohio rally, says Democrats would have leaked Soleimani attack plans (archive)(post)
The Atlantic's David Frum blames Trump for downing of plane in Iran, deaths of 176 (archive)(post)
Associated Press changes ‘shockingly bad’ headline about Soleimani, Ukrainian plane crash after backlash (archive)(post)
GOP Rep. Doug Collins apologizes for saying Democrats are 'in love with terrorists' (archive)(post)
Iran demands West 'show findings' as new video reveals aircraft was struck before fiery crash (archive)(post)
Warren town hall interrupted by angry protester accusing her of ‘siding with terrorists’ (archive)(post)
Trump administration announces new sanctions on Iran (archive)(post)
Prepare For the Worst From Iran Cyber Attacks, As DHS Issues Warning: Experts (archive)(post)
Trump tells Fox News' Laura Ingraham 'four embassies' were targeted in imminent threat from Iran (archive)(post)
Trump tweets support for Iranian protesters as they demand Khamenei quit (archive)(post)
Trump warns Iran against ‘another massacre’ as protests flare over downed jet (archive)(post)

January 12th:
Trump tweet in Farsi 'the most liked Persian tweet' in history of Twitter (archive)(post)
Iraq warned to keep US troops or risk financial blow-WSJ (archive)(post)
Iran arrests UK ambassador in what Britain calls ‘flagrant violation of international law’ (archive)(post)

January 13th:
Trump authorized Soleimani's killing 7 months ago, with conditions (archive)(post)

edit: This is a WIP. All links are posted in the order they appear in the thread, not in chronological order of their publication.


---Original OP before the merge---
Iraqi supporters of Iran-backed militia attack US Embassy
https://apnews.com/75228a8a607a44863b57021ac33264dc (http://archive.vn/ljm9Y)

By QASSIM ABDUL-ZAHRA12 minutes ago

BAGHDAD (AP) — Dozens of angry Iraqi Shiite militia supporters broke into the U.S. Embassy compound in Baghdad on Tuesday after smashing a main door and setting fire to a reception area, prompting tear gas and sounds of gunfire.

An Associated Press reporter at the scene saw flames rising from inside the compound and at least three U.S. soldiers on the roof of the main building inside embassy. It was not clear what caused the fire at the reception area near the parking lot of the compound. A man on a loudspeaker urged the mob not to enter the compound, saying: “The message was delivered.”

The embassy attack followed deadly U.S. airstrikes on Sunday that killed 25 fighters of the Iran-backed militia in Iraq, the Kataeb Hezbollah. The U.S. military said it was in retaliation for last week’s killing of an American contractor in a rocket attack on an Iraqi military base that it had blamed on the militia.

Dozens of protesters marched inside the compound after smashing the gate used by cars to enter the embassy. The protesters, many in militia uniform, stopped in a corridor after about 5 meters (16 feet), and were only about 200 meters away from the main building. Half a dozen U.S. soldiers were seen on the roof of the main building, their guns were pointed at the protesters.

Smoke from the tear gas rose in the area, and at least three of the protesters appeared to have difficulties breathing. It wasn’t immediately known whether the embassy staff had remained inside the main building.

The protesters hanged a poster on the wall: “America is an aggressor.”

Shouting “Down, Down USA,” the crowd tried to push inside the embassy grounds, hurling water and stones over its walls. They raised yellow militia flags and taunted the embassy’s security staff who remained behind the glass windows in the gates’ reception area. They sprayed graffiti on the wall and windows in red in support of the Kataeb Hezbollah militia: “Closed in the name of the resistance.”

Hundreds of angry protesters, some in militia uniforms, set up tents outside the embassy. As tempers rose, the mob set fire to three trailers used by security guards along the embassy wall.

No one was immediately reported hurt in the rampage and security staff had withdrawn to inside the embassy earlier, soon after protesters gathered outside.

The U.S. attack — the largest targeting an Iraqi state-sanctioned militia in recent years — and the subsequent calls by the militia for retaliation, represent a new escalation in the proxy war between the U.S. and Iran playing out in the Middle East.

Tuesday’s attempted embassy storming took place after mourners and supporters held funerals for the militia fighters killed in a Baghdad neighborhood, after which they marched on to the heavily fortified Green Zone and kept walking till they reached the sprawling U.S. Embassy there.

AP journalists then saw the crowd as they tried to scale the walls of the embassy, in what appeared to be an attempt to storm it, shouting “Down, down USA!” and “Death to America” and “Death to Israel.”

U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said Sunday’s strikes send the message that the U.S. will not tolerate actions by Iran that jeopardize American lives.

The Iranian-backed Iraqi militia had vowed Monday to retaliate for the U.S. military strikes. The attack and vows for revenge raised concerns of new attacks that could threaten American interests in the region.

The U.S. attack also outraged both the militias and the Iraqi government, which said it will reconsider its relationship with the U.S.-led coalition — the first time it has said it will do so since an agreement was struck to keep some U.S. troops in the country. It called the attack a “flagrant violation” of its sovereignty.

In a partly televised meeting Monday, Iraqi Prime Minister Adel Abdul-Mahdi told Cabinet members that he had tried to stop the U.S. operation “but there was insistence” from American officials.

The U.S. military said “precision defensive strikes” were conducted against five sites of Kataeb Hezbollah, or Hezbollah Brigades in Iraq and Syria. The group, which is a separate force from the Lebanese militant group Hezbollah, operates under the umbrella of the state-sanctioned militias known collectively as the Popular Mobilization Forces. Many of them are supported by Iran.









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Apart from Britain and some more requisite pets/puppets, I can't think of another country in Europe that supported the US debacle in Iraq.

Trump is the perfect example of a meme gone wrong. At first he was cute and funny, now he's about to become just another American mass murdering war criminal.
You seem to be lost; r/politics is on the other side of town.
Lol, calm down and pull the Iranian dildo out of your ass, you're acting like a sped.
 
This is probably the 29th time since November 2016 that certain groups have predicted a catastrophic backfire on Trump. Economic disaster, foreign policy blunder, lawyer trouble, ice cream, koi fish... It’s like Revelation theorists. How many times does he have to jump the General Lee over the gator pit before people stop predicting it’ll fall?
 
Desperate to save his masters from getting yeeted by even more drones, the asset uses marching orders to create his own fake and gay collusion story as a part of Iran's very pathetic cyberwar efforts.
Seriously, that shit reeks of the fading ghost of "muh Russia" trying to expend the last wisps of its strength against Trump.

If Trump or his family did anything particularly illicit in Iran or Azerbaijan they would have been booked on it years ago.
 
Meh.

I think it's Harvey in a chaos downward spiral using his international talons to scare Donny into rigging and securing his freedom.

Makes you think about 9/11 in response to Clinton's impeachment and revenge....hm.
 
Styx is completely and utterly blind when it comes to anything that isn't positive news for Trump or on the entire topic of China. His input is irrelevant here. Might as well grace us with his occult videos. Lolbertarians are like communism; they can only exist within the confines and context of an actual, working system that ISN'T lolbertarian or communist.
You didn't watch the video did you, he states that is a anti-interventionist and would drop Trump if he decided to go to war even if he built the wall, fixed illegal immigration, lowered taxes, etc...
 
This is probably the 29th time since November 2016 that certain groups have predicted a catastrophic backfire on Trump. Economic disaster, foreign policy blunder, lawyer trouble, ice cream, koi fish... It’s like Revelation theorists. How many times does he have to jump the General Lee over the gator pit before people stop predicting it’ll fall?
Always good to question the motivations of the people predicting doom.

Feels like a widespread Chinese influence campaign. A benign, peaceful power whispering we should get rid of our guns, give up our imperialistic ambitions, reform our history of oppression and slavery...

Wonder if the anti-America cast members know who's writing the script.
 
Guess what. They've got a plan.
 

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Always good to question the motivations of the people predicting doom.

Feels like a widespread Chinese influence campaign. A benign, peaceful power whispering we should get rid of our guns, give up our imperialistic ambitions, reform our history of oppression and slavery...

Wonder if the anti-America cast members know who's writing the script.
Oh, a lot of the anti-Americanists do know who's writing the script, they just don't care because the script generally fits their delusions, and they hope to get ahead and become noblemen in the supposed "dawn of a new era".
 
Iran Eulogist Puts $80 Million Bounty on Trump’s Head: Reports
The eulogist at the funeral procession for General Qassem Soleimani placed an $80 million bounty on President Donald Trump’s head on live state TV, according to Al Arabiya. However, contrary to some reports, the government of Iran itself did not place a bounty on Trump’s head.

Two sites that have reported on the bounty: Bild, a German news site and Al Arabiya English, a Saudi Arabian platform.

Al Arabiya reported on January 5, 2020 that “the eulogist at the funeral procession of prominent Iranian military commander Qassem Soleimani in Iran put an 80-million-dollar prize on US President Donald Trump’s head on live state TV.” The eulogist was not named.

“We are 80 million Iranians, if each one of us puts aside one American dollar, we will have 80 million American dollars, and we will reward anyone who brings us [Trump]’s head with that amount,” he said before a crowd in the city of Mashhad, according to Al Arabiya, which added that the “funeral procession was being broadcast live on Iran’s Channel One as the eulogist made his proposal.”

According to the Financial Times, another speaker in Mashhad told the massive crowds, “We shall see the uprooting of the US in the region. You crazy, yellow-haired man [Trump]! Listen carefully! ‘Down with the US’ . . . You Israelis! We will send you death . . . every single drop of our tears will turn into a missile into your land.”

Bild reported that “State television announced during the broadcast of a memorial service for the killed terror general Ghassem Soleimani that $80 million bounty would be put on US President Donald Trump. The one who kills him should receive this amount.” However, this is a little misleading because it was the eulogist who made that announcement not state TV. It was, however, being broadcast on state TV.

Here’s what you need to know:

The Comments Were Made During a Funeral Procession That Traveled Through Different Cities
⭕️بالفيديو : المشاركون في تأبين القادة الشهداء في ايران يعلنون عن جائزة مالية قدرها ٨٠ مليون دولار ( دولار عن كل مواطن ايراني) لمن يغتال الرئيس الامريكي ترامب . pic.twitter.com/jMZBFKM5u8
— انصار الحشد الشعبي ⁦✌️⁩⁦ (@blQHZFWRs5F91RV) January 5, 2020

Bild shared the above video with its story on the bounty.

It’s not like the comments occurred at one funeral event, though. Soleimani’s body is being moved through different cities on its way to Tehran. However, The Times of Israel reported that the Iranian government had canceled a Tehran ceremony to honor Soleimani because so many mourners turned out in Mashhad. Mourners also flooded the streets of Ahvaz, and, in Mashhad, some chanted to the US, “Be afraid of your own shadow,” according to Times of Israel, adding that marchers chanted “Death to America.”

“Hundreds of thousands of people flooded the streets Sunday in Iran to walk alongside a casket carrying the remains of Soleimani,” the Miami Herald reported. Radio Farda reported that Mashhad is “the second-largest Iranian city and a bastion of conservatism and pro-government political groups.” The Iranian Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was not expected to officiate until the procession reached Tehran, the site reported.

According to the Financial Times, the four-day funeral started in Iraq and will take Soleimani’s body “to five of the holiest sites for Shia Muslims — four of which are in Iraq and one in Mashhad.”

M. Hanif Jazayeri, who identifies himself as a “news editor” affiliated with the National Council of Resistance of Iran, wrote on Twitter, “OMG! Iran’s regime just announced an $80 million bounty for anyone who brings the head of @realDonaldTrump for killing Soleimani. PS: Iran’s ppl however are overjoyed at Soleimani’s death. As the #IranProtests have shown, they long for an end to the mullahs’ tyranny #FreeIran2020.” However, again, Al-Arabiya says the comments were made by the unidentified eulogist, not an official statement from the Iranian regime.

OMG! Iran's regime just announced an $80 million bounty for anyone who brings the head of @realDonaldTrump for killing Soleimani.
PS: Iran's ppl however are overjoyed at Soleimani's death. As the #IranProtests have shown, they long for an end to the mullahs' tyranny #FreeIran2020 pic.twitter.com/uB3zOG5EKA
— M. Hanif Jazayeri (@HanifJazayeri) January 5, 2020

Several British tabloids then picked up the report.

“Iranian state television: $80 million equivalent to President Donald Trump’s head,” wrote Dr. Zaid Abdul Wahab in Arabic on Twitter. His Twitter bio says he’s a “journalist and academic in international relations and political science, member of the scientific body of the Academy of International Relations.”

Soleimani was an Iranian Major-General, head of the elite, powerful Quds force and architect of Iran’s strategy throughout the Middle East. He was killed by an U.S. air strike ordered by Trump. The death of the powerful general marks what many experts are calling a potential turning point in the Middle East that is likely to generate retaliation from Iran against the United States.

Iran said on January 5 that it will no longer abide by a 2015 nuclear deal.

This was President Trump’s first response when news of Soleimani’s death broke:

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— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2020

Trump, as Iran’s rhetoric escalated after the Soleimani death, wrote on Twitter, “Iran is talking very boldly about targeting certain USA assets as revenge for our ridding the world of their terrorist leader who had just killed an American, & badly wounded many others, not to mention all of the people he had killed over his lifetime, including recently hundreds of Iranian protesters. He was already attacking our Embassy, and preparing for additional hits in other locations. Iran has been nothing but problems for many years. Let this serve as a WARNING that if Iran strikes any Americans, or American assets, we have targeted 52 Iranian sites (representing the 52 American hostages taken by Iran many years ago), some at a very high level & important to Iran & the Iranian culture, and those targets, and Iran itself, WILL BE HIT VERY FAST AND VERY HARD. The USA wants no more threats!”

He later elaborated, writing, “General Qassem Soleimani has killed or badly wounded thousands of Americans over an extended period of time, and was plotting to kill many more…but got caught! He was directly and indirectly responsible for the death of millions of people, including the recent large number of PROTESTERS killed in Iran itself. While Iran will never be able to properly admit it, Soleimani was both hated and feared within the country. They are not nearly as saddened as the leaders will let the outside world believe. He should have been taken out many years ago!”

Soleimani’s body was identified by his ring. Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said a “harsh retaliation is waiting” in response.

“At the direction of the President, the U.S. military has taken decisive defensive action to protect U.S. personnel abroad by killing Qasem Soleimani, the head of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps-Quds Force, a U.S.-designated Foreign Terrorist Organization,” the Department of Defense statement read. “General Soleimani was actively developing plans to attack American diplomats and service members in Iraq and throughout the region.”

Iraqis — Iraqis — dancing in the street for freedom; thankful that General Soleimani is no more. pic.twitter.com/huFcae3ap4
— Secretary Pompeo (@SecPompeo) January 3, 2020

The statement said that Soleimani and his Quds force “were responsible for the deaths of hundreds of American and coalition service members and the wounding of thousands more. He had orchestrated attacks on coalition bases in Iraq over the last several months — including the attack on December 27th — culminating in the death and wounding of additional American and Iraqi personnel.”

The statement concluded that the United States air strike “was aimed at deterring future Iranian attack plans. The United States will continue to take all necessary action to protect our people and our interests wherever they are around the world.”

⚫🎥 ای اهل حرم میر و علمدار نیامد…
اقامه عزا در کرمان pic.twitter.com/v9GeCXpXoV
— خبرگزاری فارس (@FarsNews_Agency) January 3, 2020

However, Congressional response broke down quickly along partisan lines, with some Republicans generally applauding the assassination and Democrats, while indicating that they were no fans of Soleimani, questioning what the president’s plan is if further escalation results.

BREAKING: Pentagon statement from Defense Secretary @EsperDoD on strike against #Iran’s Soleimani in #Iraq pic.twitter.com/YAuLlkid01
— Tara Copp (@TaraCopp) January 3, 2020

How powerful was Soleimani? In a 2013 profile story, The New Yorker called Soleimani the “shadow commander” who was “reshaping the Middle East” and “directing Assad’s war in Syria.” At that time, the magazine described the Iranian general as “a small man of fifty-six, with silver hair, a close-cropped beard, and a look of intense self-containment.” The Washington Post dubbed Soleimani Iran’s “most revered military leader.”

According to Haaretz, Soleimani “was considered one of the people closest to Iran’s supreme leader, Ali Khamenei.” He was 61, a father of 5, a former construction worker, and not a religious scholar, Haaretz reports, adding that he ran the Quds force since 1998.

A 2018 article by Ali Soufan for the Combating Terrorism Center at West Point called him “one of Iran’s most popular living people.” His influence was felt throughout the Middle East, as he orchestrated Iran’s strategies in Syria, Iraq and other countries, Soufan wrote.

The New Yorker article says that Soleimani has the blood of American soldiers on his hands; he was known for “assassinating rivals, arming allies, and, for most of a decade, directing a network of militant groups that killed hundreds of Americans in Iraq.” The U.S. Department of the Treasury sanctioned Suleimani.

7. Watch this clip of Soleimani speaking to understand what his rhetoric is like. He was/is a hardliners hardliner. pic.twitter.com/THomIQqkJ0
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) January 3, 2020

Tensions were already escalating with the Iran-backed militia attacks on the U.S. embassy in Iraq. Those attacks followed U.S. air raids “against Kataib Hezbollah militia bases” to avenge the death of a U.S. contractor in missile attacks in northern Iraq, according to Jerusalem Post. In contrast, the Obama administration had signed a nuclear deal with Iran.

In 2008, Soleimani texted then U.S. military commander David Petraeus that “he controlled Iran’s policy in Iraq and was outfoxing the Americans,” Daily Beast reports.
-End of Article-
Donald Trump threatens Iraq with sanctions, says US won't leave unless 'they pay us back' for air base
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump threatened to impose deep sanctions on Iraq if it moves to expel U.S. troops and said Sunday he would not withdraw entirely unless the military is compensated for the "extraordinarily expensive air base" there.

Trump's remarks came on the same day that Iraq's Parliament voted to support expelling the U.S. military from its country over mounting anger about a drone strike the president ordered last week that killed Iran's Qasem Soleimani and earlier U.S. airstrikes in the country. The vote was nonbinding.

"We've spent a lot of money in Iraq," Trump told reporters aboard Air Force One as he returned to Washington after spending the holidays at his Florida resort, Mar-a-Lago. "We have a very extraordinarily expensive air base that’s there. It cost billions of dollars to build. ... We’re not leaving unless they pay us back for it."

The president added that if Iraqi officials try to kick the United States out the country it would not leave on a "very friendly basis." The U.S. invasion of Iraq took place in 2003.

"We will charge them sanctions like they’ve never seen before ever," Trump said. "It’ll make Iranian sanctions look somewhat tame."

Iraq's Prime Minister Adel Abdul Mahdi told lawmakers that a timetable for the withdrawal of all foreign troops, including those from the U.S., was required "for the sake of our national sovereignty." About 5,000 American troops are in various parts of Iraq.

Mahdi described the strike authorized by Trump as a "political assassination" and said it was "time for American troops to leave." Withdrawing U.S. troops from the Middle East has been a central component of Trump's foreign policy; however, he has been forced to deploy additional soldiers to region to respond to several crises.

Iran has promised 'severe revenge':Iraq votes to expel US troops after Iran Gen. Qasem Soleimani's killing

"So with Iraq, I told you, Iraq, was the worst decision, going into the Middle East was the worst decision ever made in the history of our country," Trump told reporters on Sunday. "But we went in and we're there and we're pulling out, pulling out of a lot of different areas."

Trump did not specify which air base he was referring to, but the president flew into Al Asad Air Base during a surprise visit with troops there in 2018.

Iraq has been caught in the middle of increasing tensions between Washington and Iran. The U.S. Embassy in Iraq was the site of violent protests last week following a series of U.S. airstrikes ordered in retaliation for the death of an American civilian contractor killed in a rocket attack last month.

Those tensions were further inflamed by the killing of Soleimani near the airport in Baghdad. Iran has promised retaliation and Iraq has said the U.S. attacks violate their sovereignty.

Trump also reiterated a threat to target Iranian cultural sites if Tehran launches an attack in retaliation for Soleimani. The president has said a U.S. response to such an attack could be "disproportionate."
-End of Article-
 
The war angle was a primary deciding factor in elements of the left going for Trump over Hillary. Even Jimmy Dore admitted this.


It’d be a genuine collapse of support if Trump knowingly brought war during an election year, and it’d damage the Republican Party far worse than anything Bush Jr. had done.
The question I wonder if is it would bring enough neocons back that it balances out; But yes, I do think a misstep here could actually give a Democrat a chance.
 
God, you could not pay me enough to be a staffer in an American embassy in the Middle East (especially as a woman). You’re just walking around with a target on your back.

I think I would honestly rather be kidnapped by Jigsaw than ever work in an American embassy in Iran/Iraq/Syria or basically any country full of people who both hate me, and my way of life. It's not like the experience would feel all that different in the end anyway.
 
Shotguns were against the rules, Gas wasnt because it wasnt invented when the Rules were made...

They argued the shotgun was in violation of The Hague Convention for "Causing unnecessary suffering", yet the Hague Convention says nothing of spread shot (even Flechette shells are legal).

To be fair, the Allies used gas first, but instead of bitching, the Central Powers adapted it. The ONLY reason they bitched is because of how goddamn effective the trench guns were and General Pershing called them out on their bullshit with the werferflammen and serrated bayonets.

Germany kicked and screamed throughout the war, and I don't blame them. I'd be mad too if I got buttfucked by the French for the 3rd time.
 
Always good to question the motivations of the people predicting doom.

Feels like a widespread Chinese influence campaign. A benign, peaceful power whispering we should get rid of our guns, give up our imperialistic ambitions, reform our history of oppression and slavery...

Wonder if the anti-America cast members know who's writing the script.

In the same breath you allude to the trump muh russiah doomsayers then bring up your own muh chynah boogeyman. Jewlarious. Ya'll being manipulated.

I liked trump from the get-go because he seemed to be an isolationist, and thus far everything he has done has reduced Us influence abroad and isolated it from former allies. However instigating a major war just to win 2020 was unecessary, the demonrats have no viable candidate. So this bush-esque neocon back to the future shtick is too jewish even for my forgiving taste. I actually do care about human lives. Yet another million hapless peasants dead is not kosher. Trump has been hijacked and is being piloted by sand niggers. It feels too familiar. Maybe he manages to take back control and crashes in a field somewhere, away from habitation. But the nose knows. Once it has you, you done.
 
In the same breath you allude to the trump muh russiah doomsayers then bring up your own muh chynah boogeyman. Jewlarious. Ya'll being manipulated.

I liked trump from the get-go because he seemed to be an isolationist, and thus far everything he has done has reduced Us influence abroad and isolated it from former allies. However instigating a major war just to win 2020 was unecessary, the demonrats have no viable candidate. So this bush-esque neocon back to the future shtick is too jewish even for my forgiving taste. Trump has been hijacked and is being piloted by sand niggers. It feels too familiar.

I love how everyone forgot the Embassy got attacked. Iraq was NEARLY stable and Iran came in and fucked it all up. If you honest to GOD think Trump is instigating a war, you need to reevaluate the situation. Iran has been beating its chest at us since the fucking 70's and Trump decided to bitchslap them. Frankly their response has been fucking pathetic, crying to the UN and shit.

If you want this "muh don't start a war", Jimmy Carter is still alive. Vote for him.

I think I would honestly rather be kidnapped by Jigsaw than ever work in an American embassy in Iran/Iraq/Syria or basically any country full of people who both hate me, and my way of life. It's not like the experience would feel all that different in the end anyway.

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Fuck that shit. I'd do it. Especially when I know the President isn't afraid to glass a fucker if they actually hurt us.
 
They argued the shotgun was in violation of The Hague Convention for "Causing unnecessary suffering", yet the Hague Convention says nothing of spread shot (even Flechette shells are legal).

To be fair, the Allies used gas first, but instead of bitching, the Central Powers adapted it. The ONLY reason they bitched is because of how goddamn effective the trench guns were and General Pershing called them out on their bullshit with the werferflammen and serrated bayonets.

Germany kicked and screamed throughout the war, and I don't blame them. I'd be mad too if I got buttfucked by the French for the 3rd time.
I would say Germany would have destroyed France without Britain backing them given how their soldiers mutinied in the middle of the war and they wore blue uniforms in a era of machine guns and modern firearms. USA was entering that war was the equivalent of the Undertaker joining the end of a WWE match where Kane and Daniel Bryan were ganging up on Brock Lesnar and decided to tombstone Brock at the end when he was done and dusted.
 
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I love how everyone forgot the Embassy got attacked. Iraq was NEARLY stable and Iran came in and fucked it all up. If you honest to GOD think Trump is instigating a war, you need to reevaluate the situation. Iran has been beating its chest at us since the fucking 70's and Trump decided to bitchslap them. Frankly their response has been fucking pathetic, crying to the UN and shit.

If you want this "muh don't start a war", Jimmy Carter is still alive. Vote for him.

Yes the embassy was attacked...by whom exactly? US refused to hand over details. Why refuse to prove to your Iraqi puppets who attacked the embassy on their soil? I smell another false flag...all too familiar.

Their response is not going to be instant. Gonna squeeze it for all its worth. There isn't a single non brainwashed person outside of the US and Israel that considers this a positive development for anybody, no matter how hard elements of your very fake news industry tries to paint an overarching narrative. Thus garnering sympathy is working for Iran's interests.
 
Yes the embassy was attacked...by whom exactly? US refused to hand over details. Why refuse to prove to your Iraqi puppets who attacked the embassy on their soil? I smell another false flag...all too familiar.

Their response is not going to be instant. Gonna squeeze it for all its worth. There isn't a single non brainwashed person outside of the US and Israel that considers this a positive development for anybody, no matter how hard elements of your very fake news industry tries to paint an overarching narrative. Thus garnering sympathy is working for Iran's interests.

I got a better one.....who gives a fuck?

This bastard was literally extending the war by years and destabilizing Iraq. Killing him was the best move of the ENTIRE war. Iran has been fueling these conflicts for fucking decades. Hell even Saddam knew they were full of shit back in 1980. If it WAS a false flag, then thank the country that did it because it actually led to a viable solution. Assassination.

Benghazi was a thing, Barry did nothing and people bitch.
This happened, Donald killed a bitch and you still bitch.
Make up your goddamn mind. Either we actually STOP putting up with these Aryan sandniggers' bullshit or we bend the knee like cucks. Iran only answers to raw force. They act again and we'll fuck em in the ass.
 
I think I would honestly rather be kidnapped by Jigsaw than ever work in an American embassy in Iran/Iraq/Syria or basically any country full of people who both hate me, and my way of life. It's not like the experience would feel all that different in the end anyway.
It's not that bad.

When you go to a department store, you travel in an armed convoy full of Marines. Occasionally, you drive really fast down narrow streets. Sometimes they let you fire off some rounds from the M60 on the Humvee. That oily sulfur smell diminishes the awareness everyone around you wants you dead. Your speech adapts, everything is about how hard this is all making your dick. That's pretty much all embassy guards talk about once you get past the protocols.

The embassy plans trips to cultural sites for you to visit. You go in groups and the place is secured before you get there. You get access to the stuff the public doesn't get to go near, and you meet cultural ambassadors who explain the history to you. It's a thousand times better than regular vacations, where you pay a lot of money to see shit you don't understand and forget about a week later. Occasionally, you break some priceless artefact and a bunch of curators go ape. They cuss you out in a dialect that hasn't been used in centuries and you spend time on the ride back wondering what exactly they were saying. You go to bed that night trying to piece it together, then wake up the next day having completely forgotten that happened.

The embassies are packed with alcohol that you drink for free, even if you don't normally drink. The cafeteria is always serving American fare, you can get a steak at 3 in the morning well done with a bottle of Heinz with Mac and Cheese on the side. You get a lot of time in the compound and can basically do whatever you want, with the understanding your every move is being monitored by people who want you dead. Turning on a light at 3 am to eat that steak can send a signal that puts 100 foreign analysts into action trying to figure out what's going on. You often feel tempted to moon them out the window after you finish eating, but you don't because someone will show the ambassador a photo a week later. Plus you feel sorry for those analysts knowing some of them would get beaten for wasting everybody else's time.

Occasionally, some ass-blasted bastard makes their way to the embassy seeking refuge. You get to talk to them about how bad their government is while a small army of secret police form outside the gates. You know the difference between life and oblivion for said bastard lies in whether or not he has the right answers to your questions. Sometimes that bastard is going into shock talking to you and is absolutely certain the embassy is about to be stormed. You realize he's been tortured, or his family has been murdered in front of him, or he was kept as a slave since childhood and his entire world revolves around not getting killed by some other bastard. The embassy walls don't break their control.

And that's when you moon the goons. You encourage the bastard to do it too and he either does so or looks at you like you're a maniac. Either way, you have a laugh about it with the ambassador afterwards, when the goons come to him with a photo demanding you be expelled. Then you get drunk together, talking about how hot female Marines are and the overwhelming power of the M60. You rotate out after a certain time, 3 years max, so they can make sure you get reacquainted with your own culture. You get extra money when you are back stateside and really wish you could tell your friends about all the shit you saw over there.

But there's a lot of stories you cannot share, so you don't say much at all. Instead, you buy a new bike and take long rides, free from the hordes. It's a great way to be.
 
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