Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[beautiful person]

They livestream many of the services.

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"We are watching church on line this week."

There is something magically absurd about this statement.

 

[DiabeticSP]

They livestream many of the services.

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Oh. Its one of THOSE churches.

Nevermind.

 

[Marissa Moira]

King James had the apocryphal books removed. That’s all he did. He didn’t agree with books because he was a Protestant and those books affirmed Catholicism so he had scholars go in and cut them out and the scholars then wrote the text as we would know it. The Catholic Bible still contains those books. He had very little to do with it other than trying to uphold the Tudor era Anglican Church. It’s all really fucking stupid. But, this is about Jack’s stupid fat ass.

It's perfectly related because Jack ignores books as well

Oh. Its one of THOSE churches.

Nevermind.

I dunno I love the aesthetics of places like that



Or maybe I like them because every time I went to church when i was little I was just fascinated by the lighting and sound controls for the main stage and they were located near the pews where we would sit and I would watch the guy work the whole time.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Interesting how strict he is with Tammy's performance when he can't give two fucks about how he presents himself. He can slur and start sentences that go nowhere, but she has to say 'Gruyere ' 500 times until it's good enough for Jack.

Why is Junior so annoying? Im surprised Jack didnt choke him out until his nose bled for autistically yelling "Just say Gru!" at Tammy at 3:45 timestamp.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

They livestream many of the services.

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What kind of church is that? Looks like they're doing some kind of holy stage show.

Might just be my Britishness showing but when people say church, I imagine a Roman Catholic cathedral with a font and a priest in white robes and a children's choir off to the side, so this has thrown me a bit.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

What kind of church is that? Looks like they're doing some kind of holy stage show.

Might just be my Britishness showing but when people say church, I imagine a Roman Catholic cathedral with a font and a priest in white robes and a children's choir off to the side, so this has thrown me a bit.

Yeah, that looks like the backdrop for a synth-pop music video.

 

[Whatthefuck]

What kind of church is that? Looks like they're doing some kind of holy stage show.

Might just be my Britishness showing but when people say church, I imagine a Roman Catholic cathedral with a font and a priest in white robes and a children's choir off to the side, so this has thrown me a bit.

Oh, please let me introduce you to the religious mindset of these proseperity gospel peddling "churches" in the US. It's all a stage show. That's literally all it is. Lights, effects, music, theatrics the whole 9 yards. Very little religion included, but, you know, Jesus or whatever. It's really a weekly fashion show consisting of literally hundreds of people who come out simply to judge everyone else for what they wear, how much they tithe, how hard they worship (think speaking in tongues and shit), and what cars they drive. That's what mega churches and those pissant random denominations like Church of God of Prophecy are all about. Money. And, since Jack has no money I wonder how that works out with his wife footing the tithing bill. Seems a bit unBiblical to me.

You have to understand that in the US there are more churches than supermarkets. There are churches of all denominations that are either established or bullshit on ever street corner. There are legitimate churches to be sure, but Jack doesn't have time for that shit. He's got shit tier taste in everything including church.

 

[captkrisma]

That's what mega churches and those pissant random denominations like Church of God of Prophecy are all about. Money. And, since Jack has no money I wonder how that works out with his wife footing the tithing bill. Seems a bit unBiblical to me.

Jack doesn't need to disclose his financials to anyone other than the offering plate. He just puts on a air that he has a hit youtube channel, and people will believe it. Hell, it's how he roped in Charles to start his own channel, so it's not too far-fetched.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

And, since Jack has no money I wonder how that works out with his wife footing the tithing bill. Seems a bit unBiblical to me.

Don't you remember the Eleventh commandment where it says Thou shalt gorge yourself on fat and salt while the wife pays for it?

Jack's going all the way to Heaven 2, which is like Heaven but with endless refills on your Pepsi and only for the especially righteous and holy.

 

[Aaway]

Jack doesn't need to disclose his financials to anyone other than the offering plate. He just puts on a air that he has a hit youtube channel, and people will believe it. Hell, it's how he roped in Charles to start his own channel, so it's not too far-fetched.

yup

charles even admitted that when jack first moved to TN everyone at church knew him as "the youtube guy." all he had to say was that he has a cooking show on youtube and they probably thought he was some A-list celebrity

 

[Baby Yoda]

https://youtu.be/tjNbJTXOQho

Jack makes Dollar Tree riblets. The packaging says to cook them for 1 - 1.5 hours at 300 and of course he opts for the laziest path and cooks them for an hour at 200 degrees. His final review consists of "the flavor is good, but uh decent quality, but its er uh at a good level."

 

[EvilDroid64]

https://youtu.be/tjNbJTXOQho

Jack makes Dollar Tree riblets. The packaging says to cook them for 1 - 1.5 hours at 300 and of course he opts for the laziest path and cooks them for an hour at 200 degrees. His final review consists of "the flavor is good, but uh decent quality, but its er uh at a good level."

The wheelchair saga has officially begun.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

https://youtu.be/tjNbJTXOQho

Jack makes Dollar Tree riblets. The packaging says to cook them for 1 - 1.5 hours at 300 and of course he opts for the laziest path and cooks them for an hour at 200 degrees. His final review consists of "the flavor is good, but uh decent quality, but its er uh at a good level."

I like that he was shocked that things at the Dollar Tree are a worse value than things in their full-size at the supermarket.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Next time embed the video here so people don't have to visit a different page (or app for mobile)

 

[Baby Yoda]

Next time embed the video here so people don't have to visit a different page (or app for mobile)

My apologies. Im new to the forums, but thank you for pointing this out. Next time will definitely embed.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

"I wanna thank you, honey, for doing the help."
Imagine if he had enough money or even general sense to understand what he just said. Or maybe he does and he's just that kinda guy, embracing those modern trends.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

This definitely looks like something a man who's had two strokes should be eating.

 

[captkrisma]

Finding bad words in swahili is proving to be quite difficult, as most are just in English.

Another idea is to try to do the opposite: catch a ban from foods that are legitimate, like spotted dick or pork faggots.

 

[Chamulum]

Finding bad words in swahili is proving to be quite difficult, as most are just in English.

Another idea is to try to do the opposite: catch a ban from foods that are legitimate, like spotted dick or pork faggots.

I still think spamming his facebook with dogs is funnier.

 

[irishAzoth]

Jack out here with a new view for Cooking with Jack
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