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[Intelligent Calcium]

Greek mythology already had a troon in it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiresias

The emphasis was on ironic punishment, not on mythological troons, but that one is good too.

 

[AnOminous]

The emphasis was on ironic punishment, not on mythological troons, but that one is good too.

You know, if Zeus trooned out and wanted to fuck you, you'd have no actual choice about it. Because he's Zeus and shit.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

Roman reality had a troon in it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elagabalus

He made fucking Caligula look like a righteous ruler.

Fuck troons.

Is that the guy who ordered his guards to castrate him and instead they just said fuck it and tossed him out a window?

You know, if Zeus trooned out and wanted to fuck you, you'd have no actual choice about it. Because he's Zeus and shit.

Zeus is too manly to troon out. Even as a woman he's a man.

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but perhaps the same could be said of ALL troons...

 

[AnOminous]

Is that the guy who ordered his guards to castrate him and instead they just said fuck it and tossed him out a window?


Zeus is too manly to troon out. Even as a woman he's a man.

Spoiler

but perhaps the same could be said of ALL troons...

Even as a fucking swan he's a man. He's that alpha. He's fucking Zeus! He turns into a swan and fucking rapes you if he feels like it.

I forget exactly what this has to do with Something Awful. I think it's that Richard Kyanka is a castrated pathetic cuck. That's probably it.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Kronos never used Zeus' preferred pronouns. He was a bad father.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

You know, if Zeus trooned out and wanted to fuck you, you'd have no actual choice about it. Because he's Zeus and shit.

So this is what being a lesbian feels like in 2020.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

What the fuck

 

[Cryin RN]

I am torn here. Normally any "Oh man I have some shit, but I can't post" would warrant extreme mockery.

However this is a SOSE poster who has delivered before. Mostly they deliver terrible tranny autism, but some hilarious shit (in addition to cumtributes) have been delivered, so I recommend a cautious "wait and see", it could be good.

Oh it's THAT "wow"? So he's totally fucking useless, then. That guy shit threads up like it was his job.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Greek mythology already had a troon in it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiresias

Tiresias wasn't a real troon tho. As soon as he could he changed back to his natural gender. The real troon of mythology is Loki.

 

[northstar747]

oh my

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Beautiful femine gorl with perfectly normal feminine 5 o'clock shadow. Totes not a giant ogre in a mumu.


edit: definitely not a fat bearded ogre in a mumu



edit edit: fat bearded ogre in mumu



edit edit: also some of us have turned from greasy neckbeards into greasy neckbeards in mumus



greasy neckbeards in mumus who wear our mom's old clothes

 

[Affluent Reptilian]

FYAD now has a 'Joseph Stalin Megathread'. It has posts from the Hitler thread copied over word-for-word. 50/50 on whether this will pass without comment by the troons or whether they will not be outraged by the topic, but by the fact the topic is clearly directed at mocking them.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

Tiresias wasn't a real troon tho. As soon as he could he changed back to his natural gender. The real troon of mythology is Loki.

The thing with the horse was just a prank bro.

FYAD now has a 'Joseph Stalin Megathread'. It has posts from the Hitler thread copied over word-for-word. 50/50 on whether this will pass without comment by the troons or whether they will not be outraged by the topic, but by the fact the topic is clearly directed at mocking them.

A decent troll but I think it's already established they don't have to put that much effort in.

 

[0 0]

Beautiful femine gorl with perfectly normal feminine 5 o'clock shadow. Totes not a giant ogre in a mumu.
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edit: definitely not a fat bearded ogre in a mumu

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One thing these people don't realize is that when people call you "ma'am" despite you weighing the same as a bear and growing a 5-'clock shadow, it's not because you pass as a woman. It's because they can tell you're trying to pass as a woman while you run around in a dress. People aren't going to call you a man because they don't care enough to raise a fuss. If you post yourself in the same outfit that gets you called a woman in person onto the internet, where people have anonymity and lack of social consequences, they won't be telling you the same thing.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

Beautiful femine gorl with perfectly normal feminine 5 o'clock shadow. Totes not a giant ogre in a mumu.
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edit: definitely not a fat bearded ogre in a mumu

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They are definitely calling you ma'am because you are passing as a woman, not because you are basically an NFL Offensive lineman with lipstick on

 

[NERF or NOTHIN']

If you post yourself in the same outfit that gets you called a woman in person onto the internet, where people have anonymity and lack of social consequences, they won't be telling you the same thing.

Well, that and I don't want to be punched by a ~true and honest~ wom-- 6'5" lardass in a dress with mental illness and anger issues.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

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BUT, HELLO YOU

I'M GURU TRANNY, AND I WELCOME YOU TO FAT GUNT

 

[Marissa Moira]

I believe white supremacy is real, in a decade the white man has taken victimhood, has used it to become a woman and has conquered more things with it than entire thousand year civilizations have yet to do.

 

[AnOminous]

Tiresias wasn't a real troon tho. As soon as he could he changed back to his natural gender. The real troon of mythology is Loki.

Loki was also the first brony, he literally turned into a mare to get knocked up by a stallion, all just to cheat the builder of Asgard out of his money. The eight legged horse Sleipnir was the product of this degeneracy. The Norse gods were a bunch of dicks. Why would you even cheat the guy who built Asgard? Just absolute assholes.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Even as a fucking swan he's a man. He's that alpha. He's fucking Zeus! He turns into a swan and fucking rapes you if he feels like it.

I forget exactly what this has to do with Something Awful. I think it's that Richard Kyanka is a castrated pathetic cuck. That's probably it.

You know what Swans tend to do often?

Honk, Swans will honk. Zeus honked during rape, he was the original honkler.