Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Why did the moron make three bowls worth of pasta? I don't remember her having pasta in her cupboard full of mouse droppings. Did she preplan her binge as usual and go out and buy the pasta knowing she'd eat it all? Probably.

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In person she must be a sight to behold...not only her massive size, but the shape of her distorted body. I think the reason why she can't stand to be around kids is because she looks like a freaky monster to them and they are scared of her.
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ALR admitted this happens to her a couple of days ago. There's no way it doesn't happen to Chantal. You're 100% right - I bet she "hates kids" because they loudly talk about what a beast she is.
 
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chantalisfat said:
Why did the moron make three bowls worth of pasta? I don't remember her having pasta in her cupboard full of mouse droppings. Did she preplan her binge as usual and go out and buy the pasta knowing she'd eat it all? Probably.



ALR admitted this happens to her a couple of days ago. There's no way it doesn't happen to Chantal. You're 100% right - I bet she "hates kids" because they loudly talk about what a beast she is.
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Kids stare, and talk. I've seen it happen to deathfats in public more than once. She only goes out in the dead of night to avoid being seen as much as possible, and even then her eyes pinwheel around. Unapologetic confident curvy babe who'll only go out to eat at 5am!

Also, I'm sure she "hates kids", but like so many frumpy legbeards in their 30s, it's mostly sour grapes because nobody wants to have any with her. The psychological torment those cats are subjected to is all displaced maternal instincts. Fortunately, the same psychological problems that would make her a fucking awful mother also led to her eating herself infertile. Mother Nature knows what she's doing.
 
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Just came across this little sliver of news. I expect to see this in a Mukbang.

Pizza Pizza Introduces Keto Crust: A low-carb Option for Keto Pizza Lovers
TORONTO, Jan. 6, 2020 /CNW/ - Canadians can now uncarb their pizza with the launch of keto pizza options at Pizza Pizza. Starting today, Pizza Pizza customers can order three new menu items – including customized options – featuring the deliciously uncompromising Keto Uncrust by Unbun Foods. With only two grams of net carbs per slice, this latest innovation provides more options for Canadians looking for grain free, low carb and keto options-- and just in time for New Year's resolutions.
 
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I must say, I'm alarmed to hear "five hundred million million" (i.e. five hundred trillion) animals have died, since that's all the animal life in the known universe and then some. I'm glad Chantal has found a way to garner attention from a national tragedy though. Koalas aren't extinct, rëtard.
 
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Why does she make every diet a 'challenge'?? This is your life, dumbass, not a trend on YouTube to raise money for some charity. She'll never succeed at anything because she treats everything as a game and if anyone's destined to remain a loser, it's Chantal.

eta: and yes, by all means make it a 365 day challenge. you've never made it past day 2, but totally go for a full year. fucking idiot.
 
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I must say, I'm alarmed to hear "five hundred million million" (i.e. five hundred trillion) animals have died, since that's all the animal life in the known universe and then some. I'm glad Chantal has found a way to garner attention from a national tragedy though. Koalas aren't extinct, rëtard.
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Yes Chantal, it is horrible. However if humans are driving climate change, eating enough food daily to feed a family of four and driving all over the place to eat fast food is evidence that you are part of the problem. You and your bloated collegues helped kill the koalas. Enjoy those cheese waffles.
 
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Her bloated belly always makes me wonder if she has some 'sensitivities' to common foods like dairy or wheat. She'll assplode her gut with all this cheese.
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Anyone is going to bloat up like a blimp if they eat the same amounts of slop that she does.

Chantal had her gallbladder removed. I don't remember when, but she's spoken about it multiple times, and it makes sense considering her bathroom related issues. People without a gallbladder are advised to steer clear of processed foods, Chantal's only reason for waking up in the morning afternoon. They should also eat less diary and fatty meats, and drink less sugary sodas, caffeinated beverages and booze. Positive changes include (slowly) increasing their fiber intake, and planning out an eating schedule that is made up of small and frequent meals.

Those are all changes that Chantal never made. Never has, never will. It's why she gets so uncomfortably bloated, has wet farts, and diarrhea that gets so severe that she has admitted to destroying public bathrooms and shitting herself in her car. There is no actual gallbladder removal diet that one has to follow to live a functional life. The point is to decrease the chances of diarrhea. The gallbladder collects bile, and without it that bile goes directly into the intestines. It's not nearly as concentrated, so, yeah, it explains Chantal's frequent watery farts and nonstop destruction of toilets.
 
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