Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Amber is just trying to maintain the balance between pretending to be a weight loss channel and the freak show HAHA I'M FAT LAUGH AT ME channel she really is. Remember that her channel is not for us, it's for gullible 40 year old soccer mom that is aghast seeing this enormous girl and wants her to get help, and has no idea what Adblock is.

 

[ADHD]

Unless and until she goes to a third party location with a regulated scale, gets on, and has a third party read off the weight, I'm not going to believe it (unless she's ready to admit she's over 600 ell bees on her own, which I doubt).

Perhaps the junkyard the Slatons were weighed at would suffice.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I'll give that to you - smart was the wrong word. Would you accept manipulative; or her attempt at it?

 

[other youtubers]

Shit or get off the pot, Amber.

But Becky's not wiped her yet

 

[Des B*]

I'm gonna guess that she's claiming to have lost between 25-30lbs. Because of that weight watchers keyring thing, didn't someone here work it out that it was for losing 25lbs and she claims to have lost quite a bit in november and maintained through December. How much had she really lost? Fuck all.

 

[krazy orange cat]

I predict 548.7 thanks to tare.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

The striped sheer curtains and angle seem to confirm this was taken in the living room whilst sitting on the couch.
In Eric's Vlogmas day 30 video, the shot of Amberlynn showed a mound of pillows behind her on the couch.
Time stamped:

Is Amber sleeping on the couch now?
What is happening in this house?

Kinda late, but I think the Pillow Mountain Range is just spreading into the living room so that she has something to lean against. Her shelf-ass keeps her away from the back of the couch (which even the other behemoths in that picture manage to rest against) but her lower back probably can't keep her sitting upright without support for any period of time.

And who knows -- maybe she is "napping on the couch". Like totally normal skinny people do sometimes.

I'll give that to you - smart was the wrong word. Would you accept manipulative; or her attempt at it?

Squishy massive ass ruins trousers -- you used the wrong word.

 

[Twinkie]

What's everyone's guess on her new fake weight? Imma say 541.6

I think you're close on this. 540-something.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

maybe wait to do a weigh-in until people with a functioning sense of sight can notice a difference

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I do not get what she is trying to do. There are a few options:

If she was less than 550 lbs, she would had already show us her weight.
If she was over 575 lbs, there would be no way she would post her weight.
Thus, she is between 550 and 575 lbs and hope to be down a few pounds before posting her weight. I think this is a one off, and not a regular occurence.

She's facing the liar's conundrum. If she was at or over 600 from the fall-recently, as many have suspected, and she's now under 600, even if it's 575, that's 25 elbees, y'allz. But it's also higher than her alleged highest weight. She needs to get at least 10-15lbs under 572 to show any progress, which would be an almost (or over, depending on how far over 600 she was) 40lbs total. That's just under HALF of the magic 89 lbs she managed to lose that one time in her early 20's. 40+ lbs is a significant amount of weight to lose silently, considering she's a nearly 600 lb person who's only managed to lose 89 lbs before.

If she shows the 25 lb weight loss as a weigh in, she has to admit what her highest weight was. A narc like amber can't function for too long w/o praise. She needs the praise to make up for the calories she's not eateen' in order to get under 572 to do a weigh in.

Does she:
a) admit to lying so she can be praised for weight loss
b) continue silently w/o a weigh in till she's considerably under her supposed highest weight
c) Film a weigh in that shows a weight loss of 5 or so lbs, and act disproportionately excited, as if that's not water weight to her

She's lied herself into a corner.

 

[I never almost drownded]

Do you think if she really (I'm being optimistic here) got down to ~540lb, would a person even notice on someone that size? Especially if she drops it so quickly, it could just be mostly water weight down the drain (and easily refilled). So maybe (and that's 600lb worth of maybe) she could have lost >15lbs, but it really doesn't count with someone who can gain that in three days.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

She's lied herself into a corner.

Think you meant "coroner".

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Wasn't her last admitted weight somewhere in the 560s? 567 or thereabouts from her "100 Days of Nothing" rings a bell & I don't think she strayed far from that in any weigh in after that. Okay, that's 5 lbs. below her stated highest weight & easily accounted for by water weight & a good dump. I can't see her wanting to publicly weigh in, (show me the date on your phone WITH the scale in view at the same tine), until she cracked 550 lbs. but who knows.

As to isn't it possible we wouldn't see the change? IF she's lost 20 or so lbs. we'd see it. Her back hump, upper arms & face have been showing the gain - we'd see small reductions there. The furrows in her face would change & we'd start seeing sagging skin on her neck.

If she's serious, she could always repeat that set of shots from last January - front, back & sides, wearing the same clothing. There would be no cheating that.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

What's everyone's guess on her new fake weight? Imma say 541.6

I maintain that anything +/- 5% of her confessed weight is fairly meaningless. It's also a range that most people would accept as "proof" that she's serious this time, so I'm sure that she'll make up a weight that reflects real progress. (Not that she'll do the math or think about things in these terms -- but it's a fairly intuitive amount to lie about, imo.)

Based on this, if we believe her highest weight is 572 (fuck yer decimal point, gorl) any "weight loss" doesn't count until she's under 543. So... I guess I'm with everyone else in figuring she'll claim to be somewhere in the low- to mid-540s.

More realistically, if she's anywhere between 570 and 630 I'm just gonna keep calling her 600.

 

[iDontSmileMan]

the girls were out Sunday with D & D

Do those two landwhales have a life of their own? They seem to constantly be around the gravy train

 

[Strong Tomato]

Do you think if she really (I'm being optimistic here) got down to ~540lb, would a person even notice on someone that size? Especially if she drops it so quickly, it could just be mostly water weight down the drain (and easily refilled). So maybe (and that's 600lb worth of maybe) she could have lost >15lbs, but it really doesn't count with someone who can gain that in three days.

I don't think so. when I watch m600pl and they go back to the doctor after losing like 50 or more pounds, I never really can tell a difference most of the time. So it would likely be the same for her.

 

[Mandaark]

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Shit or get off the pot, Amber.

So ...she figured out to how to rig/tare the scale? Lol....

lol fucking called it.
cue shocked pikachu meme x moonface crossover when the scale tells her she's a dainty 540 and she blabbers out,
"Whaaaaa?! I lost 10 elbees last night! This is shoooooo amazeeeen! My lymphedema went down, must've been all that water and broccoli I had for dinner. Let's all praise me y'all pat the shelf!"

All while we all know bitch ain't below 600 elbees and hasn't eaten healthy since November started lol

 

[Masta]

This was said a while back but it shocked me and it still shocks me that her tight leggings are freaking yogo pants that are supposed to be loose at the ends.

In the video you can see in the beginning how loose the ends were, im in awe:

 

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

Even if she lost 20 pounds, it's nothing. Remember last year, I think it was right after Shrimpgate, when she was pushing her pink weights around for a few minutes a day .. I think she lost around 19 pounds only to gain it all back again (or most of it) .. she will gain back any and everything she lost. There is no way she lost weight during the holidays and birthday celebrations ...

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Do those two landwhales have a life of their own? They seem to constantly be around the gravy train

It's a transaction: Amber gets to think people actually like her, D & D get her old clothes and some YT shekels.