Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Strawberry Pocky]

She could make any scale say 140 lbs, it's not hard to do. Thus, I don't care other than hoping for another "Goodbye" moment.

" g o o d b y e " was, imho, the Top #1 Moment of the Hamberverse in 2019. Very very rarely does anything make me actually laugh -out loud- while I'm watching or reading it, but a digital fucking automatron dunking the fuck on her after gaining ten pounds in a single night (probably it was just the unexpected robo-voice piping up out of nowhere during her shocked blubbering that did it....comedy is tragedy + timing after all) had me snorting and snickering at my desktop for real.

Imagine being such a sad fucking case that a mindless and soulless calculator owns the shit out of you. Talking Scale spoke that day for every Kiwi on this dumb shitposting forum and I love her for it.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She looks absolutely diformed going down those stairs @3:00

She was almost 500 elbees and those pants were still loose!!

Holy shit, compare 11:36 and 13:36. That's just crazy.
Also, how pathetic was that, standing by the door, waiting for Dusty to get home from work, like a very, VERY large dog.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Not that she's ever been a brainiac or anything but it's remarkable how much more illiterate-sounding she's gotten over the last year. It's a good thing she only plans to think about college.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

It's the fat squeezing those brain cells. If you listen really closely during her vids, you can hear them crying out for help, like at the end of the original The Fly.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

I wonder (someone correct me if they know) if she was approached by TLC in general or My 600PL? I really don't remember if she ever specified. I could see her turning down the latter because they really make you humiliate yourself on that show. Tammy had to do her spongebath on the toilet and get weighed at a junkyard, but I think their show didn't come off as pathetic as M600PL does.

I doubt TLC would even bother trying to give her a show of her own, because she is boring as fuck. I don't follow the Slatons at all but from what I've seen on their show they are far more entertaining than Amber will ever be.

Amber summarised it as:

1. She was approached fo a separate, new show in a similar vein to my600lb life, this is the one she taped the 'audition' for. The show didn't get produced.
2. Same producer asked her if she'd like to do Family By The Ton but she felt she didn't have suitable people to include with her so she said no.
3. My 600lb Life have emailed her but she has ignored it, says she thought it was a probable troll.

People do conflate all these. But she did try to get on one show to the point of auditioning (the audition is on her channel). I think she'd want to get on something like Amy and Tammy are doing, a non-600lb Life show if possible, something a bit more 'fun' with some flexibility over what she's allowed to do.

 

[pucheenpicaroon]

I hope she loses a Lil bit of weight just because I liked how her ass really jutted out from her back like a solid 90 degrees shelf of flesh whereas right now she is just a circular blob sad sad.

 

[Uldra]

I, for one, am shocked.

Not really.

 

[The Cyber Unit]

Oh geez, if we hadn't goofed off we coulda got a weigh in video! She was thinking about it and woulda done it if we'd been good! Wow guys we really messed up. We need to do better for amber and quit holding her back. If it wasnt for us she'd be doing great things. But she can't....because of us....so yeah.

 

[raritycunt]

I, for one, am shocked.

Not really.

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What a surprise, now it’s OUR fault she can’t weigh in. Not that she’s hiding anything no no we’re just bullying her again, surely she’d wanna weigh in to prove us wrong?

 

[ADHD]

I, for one, am shocked.

Not really.

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This bitch wasn't going to film a weigh in anyway.

Some want me to be 600lbs so bad that it terrifies me to no end

Gee, if only there was a way you could stick it to those assholes and show them how wrong they are! Such jerks, trusting their eyes over the words of a known liar.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Anything but the obvious solution to prevent accusations of lying; accusations due to her admitting she's a liar.

A) Unplug the scale to cancel any tares or other shananigans.

B) Plug it back in - make sure the cell phone with the current DATE is also visible.

C) Step on scale - no jump cuts, nothing hinky; with date still in view. Hint: Rest the turned on phone beside the scale read out.

It's no more complicated than that & I'd be prepared to believe it... AS LONG AS the scale was reset with the date readout on the phone always visible.

Build a reputation as a liar, admit you're a liar; specifically about your weight & it should come as no surprise that no one is simply going to take your word for it.

What happened to barely skimming comments? Suddenly all that toxicity is making you rethink your channel or some such? Here's an easy rethink - accept that for a long time, you're going to have to turn yourself inside out to prove you're not lying. Accept that, intended or not, you treat your viewers like sewage drenched flatworms with the IQ of a mud flat; expecting them to accept instant changes in narrative with no explanations or apologies? You may be choosing to make a career consisting of constant stupid; your viewers, (mostly), have made better choices. You are the sole agent of your own reputation; playing the victim card doesn't work on the Big Kid playground.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Does obesity actually make you dumber with time or is that just a myth? Because I swear to God over the years her speech has gotten less and less coherent and her grammar worse. Idk if its because of the obesity or the fact that shes not challenging herself intellectually in any way

 

[DefCon Dumb]

It's not a myth. This summer, I read a number of published papers on it. The earlier the obesity starts, the worse the effects. Memory, logic & what are known as "executive thinking skills" seem most effected. If those paper gave specific reasons... I forget!

I'd also argue at this point, her brain simply isn't getting enough oxygen, especially when she moves. She may be killing brain cells faster than she's replacing them.

 

[RandallBoggs]

>"the earlier obesity starts the worse the effects are"
>Amberlynn was like 200 pounds at age 9

Welp.

 

[iDontSmileMan]

I, for one, am shocked.

Not really.

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"I'm a human with feelings and a story"

Feelings: reaching climax when eating orange chicken

Story: Sit around the house all day eating and watching other people eat

"I have daily stress, pain and sadness"

Stress: Whether or not Becky is too much of a zombie today to drive her to Wolmort today safely

Pain: Layygs hurting and having your signifact other drag a mattress around for you

Sadness: Orange Chicken being taken off the menu and having to resort to frozen ones

Ok, gorl. We see how much shit you have to deal with

She bitches about mean comments but God forbid she changes herself to not get those anymore That'd mean getting out of your comfort zone, and for someone that wants to lose weight while eating two cheesecakes in one night that sure as shit won't happen

This is going to be a good year.

 

[Snusmumriken]

“If you can’t see [my progress], that’s fine. I won’t show it to you.”

It’s not that we just can’t see the progress, it’s that we see the opposite. Your showing us the opposite on camera and in your eating/daily habits.
WAY TL;DR, Amber has been gaining a massive amount of weight.

 

[Puta Bruja]

Lol can she try to manipulate and gaslight any harder? Holy fuck delusionalynn cashing thru the new year!

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Amber's grammar and social skills are in a decline yes by the weight first , second by the company she keeps. Now compound that by the lack of oxygen , the constant brain fog. Her thinking and vlogging does actually take a lot of physical resources.

If she suddenly moved from Monticello to Harvard, MA, she'd pick up more vocab. Or to Lexington, KY, she'd shed some of the hick talk. She's immobile and her roommates have the dialect of tweens.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Besides what’s already mentioned, it’s not like she challenges her mind either. She barely reads anything, even magazines (which are “ASMR” material for her). All of her favorite stuff is teeny bopper crap. None of that makes one think anything besides how stupid it is. She dropped out of high school and did nothing else in education save for one semester at Brown Mackie. Give Amber a challenge and you’re lucky if she entertains it for a millisecond.

Her environment is definitely contributing, however, as is the fat (and sleep apnea; that shit can cause brain damage when untreated).

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

gotdamn that's a huge wall of excuses in snapchat form. my brain cannot wrap around the fact that she doesn't understand we would literally be able to see any progress should there actually be any. attempting to change your posture or mess with lighting is not going to compare to an actual, significant chunk of weight gone, which is why so many people have said to shut the fuck up about losing weight until we can actually tell a difference.