Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

So, she has a weightless channel where she does not do weight ins, she does not discuss which diet she is doing, and she does not do any exercises.

 

[Elwood Blues]

I can't believe she actually returned to the "wonky batteries" scale excuse. I get that her entire strategy is Exploit The Rare Newbie/Exploit Haydurrs for views, but.. I wonder honestly if she possessed the mental capacity to remember she pulled this one already back when she lived in Casa Cats Can Shit In The Extra Room.
Kiwi Farms remembers.

 

[Billie Ross]

What a surprise, now it’s OUR fault she can’t weigh in. Not that she’s hiding anything no no we’re just bullying her again, surely she’d wanna weigh in to prove us wrong?

Poor Hambo,it's stucked in the 600lbs, don't the 2.8lbs she lost December helped?
Ops...

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I, for one, am shocked.

Not really.

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Called it! Of course she isn't going to do a weigh in. She's over 600 pounds and doesn't want to admit it.

For someone who "doesn't read my comments" she surely does spend a ton of time reading comments (and using her socks to respond to people like a fucking coward). I love, though, that it's always someone else's fault. This time, all the commenters, who are believing what they actually see instead of taking her word, since she's a pathological liar, we know it, and she admits to lying about losing weight even when she isn't. Here's a thought, big Al, since you read here: STOP LYING ABOUT EVERYTHING. People might be inclined to believe you when you claim something.

Nobody WANTS you to be over 600 pounds. But you clearly are. Maybe you should start with telling the truth about that to start off the new year. You don't seem to understand how stupid you sound, whining about "how proud" you are of the progress you claim to have made but how nobody believes you when you say it, when a weigh in showing that supposed progress would shut up the haydurs.

Pathetic excuse making and shirking of responsibility. Congratulations, Big Al. You've reconfirmed exactly why haydur nation exists.

 

[Mandaark]

I, for one, am shocked.

Not really.

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"It's just shoooooooooo sad that I keep getting caught in very obvious lies, and now lidurally everyone is a haydur! I also can't rig this scale and Benzy is too slow to help me figure it out! This is all everyone else's fault but mine, BEGGY TAKE ME TO YAMATOS"

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Ahhhh, the teardrops. Hamber has sadz because we're big mean doo-doo heads and WHY WON'T WE BELIEVE HER??

So laughable! I've pretty much said it in previous posts. You wanna make it stop, Hamber? Get on the scale and prove us wrong. But you can't, can you? Because you've been lying about the 600 ellbees all along and that would prove us right.

Such a conundrum for our gorl. Damned if she does, damned if she doesn't. Reality is not Hamber's strong suit, not at all. The only question really at the moment is how many more pounds will she put on due to "pity-me" binges.

 

[497]

This was said a while back but it shocked me and it still shocks me that her tight leggings are freaking yogo pants that are supposed to be loose at the ends.

In the video you can see in the beginning how loose the ends were, im in awe:

that little girl riding on AL's shelf ass was funny... it looked like her mini backpacks. she doesn't make entertaining videos like that anymore. all sitting down now.

 

[Rokko]

This was said a while back but it shocked me and it still shocks me that her tight leggings are freaking yogo pants that are supposed to be loose at the ends.

In the video you can see in the beginning how loose the ends were, im in awe:

If you think of the hood as her hairdo in that thumbnail, you can imagine how strange she would look with short hair.

 

[DumbBitchSyndrome]

Such a conundrum for our gorl. Damned if she does, damned if she doesn't. Reality is not Hamber's strong suit, not at all. The only question really at the moment is how many more pounds will she put on due to "pity-me" binges.

Guarantee when she finally does weigh in- and weighs more than her “highest weight”- she’ll blame the mean haydurs for not believing her and making her binge and gain it all back.

 

[Boogie]

Besides obesity and other reasons, someone (Youtuber Rose I think) said that UTI/infections make people act stupid/as with dementia and once they're healthy, they act normal again. Mostly older clients.

 

[Moonpie]

This little rant is so funny considering she was on sock puppets last night calling commenters ugly and waste of air
Homegorl was triggered bad last night.
Hypocritical bish.

If you think of the hood as her hairdo in that thumbnail, you can imagine how strange she would look with short hair.

That back hump would really stick out with a bob cut.
She could throw D's niece on that bitch and take her for a ride.

 

[Des B*]

Loool all she had to do was stick a few heavy books on the scale tare it and then film herself standing on it. We know she's a fat fuck who hasn't lost any weight because WE HAVE EYES AMBER. But if you're gonna lie at least have the balls and the brains to make it believable.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I actually do not care if she is 600 lbs or not. For her height, she need to be 170 lbs or under to have a BMI of less than 30. That should be her goal, not just losing 25 to 50 lbs. She should do it with the help of medical specialists. Losing 50 lbs won’t solve her lymphoma, or other ailments she is having now. Any injuries at her weight might disable her completely if it does not kill her first.
Most people would support her if she had a realistic plan. We all know that it would not be easy, but she would have a lot of positive comments and supports in her journey.
But, we have daft resolutions rehashing previous year ones, providing haphazard diet plans that will never work for her.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Nobody WANTS you to be over 600 pounds.

I for one would love to see her over 600 pounds. No one is more deserving of that fate; except for maybe Chinny.

Ahhhh, the teardrops. Hamber has sadz because we're big mean doo-doo heads and WHY WON'T WE BELIEVE HER??

Never forget gorls....

I, for one, am shocked.
Not really.
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So get off YouTube and get a real fucking job you pussy ass bitch.

 

[8008135]

Besides obesity and other reasons, someone (Youtuber Rose I think) said that UTI/infections make people act stupid/as with dementia and once they're healthy, they act normal again. Mostly older clients.

She's correct. How about that.

 

[No One Cares]

Wow, she told us. Keep it up Hambo. You're only hurting yourself you brainless twit.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

Sorry double post gorls. I get double top hats and a puzzle piece!


So get off YouTube and get a real fucking job you pussy ass bitch.

she can't because of muh fat discrimination

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Whatever, typical Amber, I'm sure she had this all planned out and knew it would work because she's done it so many times before. She's not backing out of the weigh in because of hateful comments, those are always there, it's just a lame excuse she knew she could use when time was running out. She really laid it on thick with the "future of my channel" and "I'm scared you want me to be 600lbs" This bitch is soooooo boring. That and her multiple attempts at gaslighting her followers recently has made me lose interest in all things ALR. fuck this cunt

 

[CraBman]

What if Destiny stayed with Amber?

 

[WiFi Assassination]

If you think of the hood as her hairdo in that thumbnail, you can imagine how strange she would look with short hair.

Straight Andy Milonakis lookin.