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just saw something interesting on bloodborne wiki about ludwigh. you can just change a few words and it describes philbert perfectly.
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Didn't he said something about winning some Tekken 3 trophy at the mall or something like that?

Don't know? Pigpiggo results return anything?

Sounds like fellow lolcow Kent's finishing move. They both love wrestling, Phil should hang out with him. And we could see Phil bite his nails terrified of a 5'2 90 lb manlet virgin.

What a lolcow crossover that would be. Can't they both win tickets to a WWE event at the same location equidistant from each other?

Mother-fucker is baiting for hate views putting Kingdom Hearts 3 at the top of the worst games of 2019. He gets to dodge responsibility...stop baiting dude. You're not gonna get those Home Front views again.

This is semantic, but key; it's not 'worst games of '19 stream' it's 'most disappointing games of '19.'

Thus Death Stranding in the middle of it and on the highlights of '19 games stream as well on the same night!

death stranding makes an appearance on his worst list, and his best list

dsp ladies and gentlemen

See above, but still, an impressive trick to try and pull, takes naked gusto but that's why he's my lolcow of the year when the voting opens.
 
He used to care about price when he was doing DSP Tries It, although he'd always bring drinks home with the food so maybe not.
Eh he considered price in the review score itself. He didn't care about price as far as his personal spending was concerned; he always grabbed an extra entire meal in case he didn't like the thing he was reviewing. I still think he was spending four figures per month going out to eat back in the CT days.
 
DSP lying through his teeth again just because he's too lazy to do anything outside of setting his sausage-like body down on a stinky couch to play video games.

He was talking about how he canceled his Adobe Premiere license (video editor) and at some point he added: 'I don't have the ability to edit videos'. Clip:

(skip to 0:35 if you don't want to hear the kahntext)

















Here's the most recent screenshot of his desktop, which he showed (again) during his Halloween marathon:

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What do we see in the bottom right corner?

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Shotcut is an open source video editor. I actually use it for my videos, so that's why I remembered it being on his desktop when I took the original screenshot.
It's pretty good, imho, and you can really make some very decent looking videos with it, IF you're willing to take a couple of hours to learn the program. If you already have experience with Adobe Premiere, like DSP has, then you should have no problem at all using Shotcut to make some decent stuff right off the bat, because the basics are like 90% the same.

'I don't have the ability to edit videos' my ass. He just can't be fucked to put some effort into it and would rather use a lie as a lame excuse.

-EDIT- Oh, and btw: please tip him. He's going to Costco on his day off tomorrow, so he needs the money to fund the trip:

 
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He used to care about price when he was doing DSP Tries It, although he'd always bring drinks home with the food so maybe not.
That reminds me, Phil's reasoning for ending that DSP Tries It "because I didn't make back enough in ad revenue to justify the meal" was utter nonsense.
He stopped it because it was an extra avenue for people to make fun of him, such as the cup of noodles with a spoon, and the fact that he is petrified about detractors spotting any additional furniture items in the house.
Oh and he's lazy too
 
You are right, however, I'm not sure this is lost on Phil, since, remember, he legitimately thinks people who watch TIHYDP and other filthy detractor kahntent would be watching him and giving him money if they didn't exist. I'm pretty sure that if he went to court with that defamation lawsuit (As if), he'd argue all the money they made were his loss.
I would LOVE to see the judge's response to that argument.
 
I'm not gonna lie and say my desktop is pristine or well organized; but he seriously needs to clean it up and not have shit just lying around... that is, if he isn't trying to bait tractors.

DSP lying through his teeth again just because he's too lazy to do anything outside of setting his sausage-like body down on a stinky couch to play video games.

He was talking about how he canceled his Adobe Premiere license (video editor) and at some point he added: 'I don't have the ability to edit videos'. Clip:

(skip to 0:35 if you don't want to hear the kahntext)
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Here's the most recent screenshot of his desktop, which he showed (again) during his Halloween marathon:

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What do we see in the bottom right corner?

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Shotcut is an open source video editor. I actually use it for my videos, so that's why I remembered it being on his desktop when I took the original screenshot.
It's pretty good, imho, and you can really make some very decent looking videos with it, IF you're willing to take a couple of hours to learn the program. If you already have experience with Adobe Premiere, like DSP has, then you should have no problem at all using Shotcut to make some decent stuff right off the bat, because the basics are like 90% the same.

'I don't have the ability to edit videos' my ass. He just can't be fucked to put some effort into it and would rather use a lie as a lame excuse.

He also has AVS Video Editor there, which has a free version which can allow simple splicing and commentary which is the most he ever does.

There's also Sony Vegas, which isn't an annual subscription, comes with a good set of options, and has never costed me more than $100. And if/when you want to update, they generally give you a nice discount; it's not free, but it's a fraction of the cost. And you can always research what comes in the update and get it if you want, it's not a subscription service, so no need to worry about shit like that.
 
A facial expression where he wants to tell Phill to eat shit but knows he has to be somewhat polite because of his job
Judges aren't beholden to many rules of decorum. They can very easily tell Phil to eat shit, they'd just need to pick the right words in which to do it. Phil would actually have to be present for that to happen, though, which we know he won't be because he'll avoid any situation in which an authority figure could possibly take him to task for his decade of irresponsibility.

Personally I'd want to see it just for some kind of semi-official ruling on, "no son, you fucked your own life up and you have no one to blame but yourself", but Phil isn't stupid. He knows that'd be the message he'd be facing, and he's not going to do that unless he's forced to at gunpoint.

"I don't wanna, so I'm not gonna." The rule still holds. Eppur si muove.
 
I tried to watch some of his KOTOR. Why the fuck is he even playing it if he's going to bitch and moan about how it's "boring" and "outdated"? He knew it was an old game and that it was a bioware style RPG before he touched it. Why can't he just play something else if he is so bored and confused by this "outdated" and "overly complex" game? It's not even that hard and he might learn to enjoy it if he used more than 2 brain cells to do anything beyond read chat. It's just sad to watch.

Honestly though, is there any game DSP does enjoy anymore?
 
I tried to watch some of his KOTOR. Why the fuck is he even playing it if he's going to bitch and moan about how it's "boring" and "outdated"? He knew it was an old game and that it was a bioware style RPG before he touched it. Why can't he just play something else if he is so bored and confused by this "outdated" and "overly complex" game? It's not even that hard and he might learn to enjoy it if he used more than 2 brain cells to do anything beyond read chat. It's just sad to watch.

Honestly though, is there any game DSP does enjoy anymore?
No he clearly despises games, this was evident when PUBG was down and instead of playing another game while it was updating he sat around and talked for an hour and a half.

This man doesn't like video games and its starting to show.
 
DSP is going into a rant that Resident Evil 3 is a terrible game because there weren't enough ink ribbons and anyone that disagrees with him needs to shut up.

He's legit pissed off because people want to debate games with him and it's a "chill stream."


And if to prove my previous post, god jesus this mans a moron.
 
DSP lying through his teeth again just because he's too lazy to do anything outside of setting his sausage-like body down on a stinky couch to play video games.

He was talking about how he canceled his Adobe Premiere license (video editor) and at some point he added: 'I don't have the ability to edit videos'. Clip:

(skip to 0:35 if you don't want to hear the kahntext)
View attachment 1085735
















Here's the most recent screenshot of his desktop, which he showed (again) during his Halloween marathon:

View attachment 1085741

What do we see in the bottom right corner?

View attachment 1085740


Shotcut is an open source video editor. I actually use it for my videos, so that's why I remembered it being on his desktop when I took the original screenshot.
It's pretty good, imho, and you can really make some very decent looking videos with it, IF you're willing to take a couple of hours to learn the program. If you already have experience with Adobe Premiere, like DSP has, then you should have no problem at all using Shotcut to make some decent stuff right off the bat, because the basics are like 90% the same.

'I don't have the ability to edit videos' my ass. He just can't be fucked to put some effort into it and would rather use a lie as a lame excuse.

-EDIT- Oh, and btw: please tip him. He's going to Costco on his day off tomorrow, so he needs the money to fund the trip:

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So now he can't afford to buy toilet paper at Costco tomorrow unless he get's enough tips tonight?
Successful serious adult streamer btw
 
No he clearly despises games, this was evident when PUBG was down and instead of playing another game while it was updating he sat around and talked for an hour and a half.

This man doesn't like video games and its starting to show.
He really needs to find *anything* else to make money doing.
 
He really needs to find *anything* else to make money doing.

Nothing he can do... that'll pay six figures as he's accustomed to. The GoutLord will stream six days per week until he dies. To do otherwise is to lose the wife, the cave, the "I'm a Big Boy" illusion.

Only way Phil stops streaming is if he finally does something that gets media attention and Hassan can no longer ignore it.
 
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