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Dang, that suit's worse than Greer's 10-year-old missionary leftover suit that he works an 8 hour shift, goes to the gym, sits on a train for 6 hours, and then visits brothels in...Came across this shit show.
Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.
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TardHunter
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What the actual fuck lol. What is he trying to convey here? ‘Stawp bullying meeeeee I was raped by a dog’!!!! This makes him look 50,000,000 times more deviantOnion said:
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You actually hit me with something, I actually have a feeling that he would kill himself ala Etika just so he can make himself a martyr of some sort. But I'm pretty sure he would still fail.
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Happy to oblige!
okay so once again gurg is incapable of dressing properly but he's white trailer trash so what does he know about proper attire?
first of all, complete black on him- disastrous idea while we can all agree a black suit is a beautiful and timeless look that has many drooling gurg has to go ahead and ruin our fun. awful, his already pale skin just looks worse- but maybe that's the filters, you can see his clothes haven't been pressed, for that polished look- love a pressed suit looks fantastic. the shirt is once again too large for his weird misshapen body, you can tell the arm that's shoved into his pocket the sleeve is pushed up and weird looking, not fitted. the cuff on his other hand is riding up onto his wrinkled baby hands.
for his cadaver skin he should wear bottle green, some bold blues, soft greys, brown and burgundy, only wear black if you mix light and dark colour to bring colour to you and provide balance and contrast- not wash you out and look faded- your unfortunate looking enough already greg.
once again the arms are baggy but tight on his underarms showing the ill fit of the shirt- his shirt and pants don't look trim and tailored leading him to look sloppy and dishevelled- no matter what he attempts and he's repugnant enough already, least get the formal attire right. trust me it's worth spending more to get a bespoke tailored suit to make you look fantastic, to wear for years to come and you wear the suit instead of it wear you, but no gurgle goes to the local walmart or dumpster and picks whatever out.
his shirt is terrible quality and can't really see the belt or shoes, but always go for quality and matching makes you look professional and put together- like you care about your appearance, daily chemical peels over here apparently doesn't understand that but what more can we expect of the low iq ape- and what a shame to lump him in with such magnificent and clever animals. an undershirt is always a good idea to avoid sweat stains- it might provide temporary relief for gurles but he doesn't sweat- like our gorl- gurg is the god of this new world and is obviously perfection incarnate.- similar to how a lady must always wear a slip beneath a dress to avoid panty lines, gentleman must wear undershirts to avoid sweat stains, but your not a gentleman gurg! your a higher being, silly me.
more on sleeve cuffs- it is acceptable to 'expose' your sleeve cuffs half an inch, shows off your cuff links but gurg is a plebeian incapable of dressing himself so no lovely cuff links- to show off to friends but you have none greg or to tighten up the shirt and make it look crisp, nope let's just let our shirt cuffs flop all over the place.
the tie is still stupid, silver on black can look good but on gurg it's stupid washes him and his stupid face out. his tie knot is too small in this one- like a certain something else we're all aware off- and while i can't tell where it ends I don't think it's were it's supposed to be, a tie dimple would look great on a thick tie like that makes you look flawless and looks decivingly unintentional, but he's a jackass with no class. a good idea with ties is to match the width of the tie to the lapels of the suit jacket, makes the overall look balanced and put together. and no tie bar-again- and tie bar looks good, adds class and serves a practical use to keep your tie in place and prevent the tip from getting stained or the tie to get trapped- here's hoping yours gets trapped in the train doors and the train takes off at full fucking speed gurgles.
now the reason why you pop the button before sitting is because otherwise you stretch your fabric and make it look worn and of course you run the risk of popping your buttons and any sane person would not want that kind of attention, but while your on a spectrum gurg your not on the spectrum for normality. a waistcoat is supposed to help flatten you down a little but you look like a sausage with it's filling breaking out the casing, lovely imagery. the bottom button of the waistcoat should be undone- to avoid popping and wear out. a waistcoat flattens your figure like a corset for a woman does, but you look like your about to burst out of the fucking thing, way to tight and you can see it's valiant struggle to keep your vegetarian body contained and not in the fun way. your waistcoat looks weird- it shouldn't be too short and traditionally stops around the belly button but as trousers are lower you need the length to be right- dont show shirt- similar to don't show nipple or baby carrot- it's crude, like your face.
across the chest the waistcoat should be lose enough to slide your hand in- that's what she said- and comfortable enough to dance in also the buckle on the back of one's waistcoat- can't see yours but x for doubt you have a buckle as your waistcoat is as tacky as your dye jobs- but don't forget the buckle if it's neglected or not done up tightly enough the strap can slip out- thats what your wife said- which will result in the formal-wear looking sloppy
shoes and belt must match while complimenting the overall suit.
a blue suit means light brown or tan shoes
a navy suit with any shade of brown looks good
grey suits- brown shoes or if your feeling daring a burgundy or oxblood would make you look dashing- black always goes with grey as well
black suits- only wear black shoes, if you don't and wear anything else- toss yourself off closet bridge.
Not of particular importance but never wear white socks with a suit, looks cheap your not off to play football, wear dress socks- Jon snow from channel four news wears some snazzy socks- and of course shoes should be shined to perfection and while all brogues are oxford not all oxford are brogues- I love the formal medallion on oxford shoes, great talking point.
first of all, complete black on him- disastrous idea while we can all agree a black suit is a beautiful and timeless look that has many drooling gurg has to go ahead and ruin our fun. awful, his already pale skin just looks worse- but maybe that's the filters, you can see his clothes haven't been pressed, for that polished look- love a pressed suit looks fantastic. the shirt is once again too large for his weird misshapen body, you can tell the arm that's shoved into his pocket the sleeve is pushed up and weird looking, not fitted. the cuff on his other hand is riding up onto his wrinkled baby hands.
for his cadaver skin he should wear bottle green, some bold blues, soft greys, brown and burgundy, only wear black if you mix light and dark colour to bring colour to you and provide balance and contrast- not wash you out and look faded- your unfortunate looking enough already greg.
once again the arms are baggy but tight on his underarms showing the ill fit of the shirt- his shirt and pants don't look trim and tailored leading him to look sloppy and dishevelled- no matter what he attempts and he's repugnant enough already, least get the formal attire right. trust me it's worth spending more to get a bespoke tailored suit to make you look fantastic, to wear for years to come and you wear the suit instead of it wear you, but no gurgle goes to the local walmart or dumpster and picks whatever out.
his shirt is terrible quality and can't really see the belt or shoes, but always go for quality and matching makes you look professional and put together- like you care about your appearance, daily chemical peels over here apparently doesn't understand that but what more can we expect of the low iq ape- and what a shame to lump him in with such magnificent and clever animals. an undershirt is always a good idea to avoid sweat stains- it might provide temporary relief for gurles but he doesn't sweat- like our gorl- gurg is the god of this new world and is obviously perfection incarnate.- similar to how a lady must always wear a slip beneath a dress to avoid panty lines, gentleman must wear undershirts to avoid sweat stains, but your not a gentleman gurg! your a higher being, silly me.
more on sleeve cuffs- it is acceptable to 'expose' your sleeve cuffs half an inch, shows off your cuff links but gurg is a plebeian incapable of dressing himself so no lovely cuff links- to show off to friends but you have none greg or to tighten up the shirt and make it look crisp, nope let's just let our shirt cuffs flop all over the place.
the tie is still stupid, silver on black can look good but on gurg it's stupid washes him and his stupid face out. his tie knot is too small in this one- like a certain something else we're all aware off- and while i can't tell where it ends I don't think it's were it's supposed to be, a tie dimple would look great on a thick tie like that makes you look flawless and looks decivingly unintentional, but he's a jackass with no class. a good idea with ties is to match the width of the tie to the lapels of the suit jacket, makes the overall look balanced and put together. and no tie bar-again- and tie bar looks good, adds class and serves a practical use to keep your tie in place and prevent the tip from getting stained or the tie to get trapped- here's hoping yours gets trapped in the train doors and the train takes off at full fucking speed gurgles.
now the reason why you pop the button before sitting is because otherwise you stretch your fabric and make it look worn and of course you run the risk of popping your buttons and any sane person would not want that kind of attention, but while your on a spectrum gurg your not on the spectrum for normality. a waistcoat is supposed to help flatten you down a little but you look like a sausage with it's filling breaking out the casing, lovely imagery. the bottom button of the waistcoat should be undone- to avoid popping and wear out. a waistcoat flattens your figure like a corset for a woman does, but you look like your about to burst out of the fucking thing, way to tight and you can see it's valiant struggle to keep your vegetarian body contained and not in the fun way. your waistcoat looks weird- it shouldn't be too short and traditionally stops around the belly button but as trousers are lower you need the length to be right- dont show shirt- similar to don't show nipple or baby carrot- it's crude, like your face.
across the chest the waistcoat should be lose enough to slide your hand in- that's what she said- and comfortable enough to dance in also the buckle on the back of one's waistcoat- can't see yours but x for doubt you have a buckle as your waistcoat is as tacky as your dye jobs- but don't forget the buckle if it's neglected or not done up tightly enough the strap can slip out- thats what your wife said- which will result in the formal-wear looking sloppy
shoes and belt must match while complimenting the overall suit.
a blue suit means light brown or tan shoes
a navy suit with any shade of brown looks good
grey suits- brown shoes or if your feeling daring a burgundy or oxblood would make you look dashing- black always goes with grey as well
black suits- only wear black shoes, if you don't and wear anything else- toss yourself off closet bridge.
Not of particular importance but never wear white socks with a suit, looks cheap your not off to play football, wear dress socks- Jon snow from channel four news wears some snazzy socks- and of course shoes should be shined to perfection and while all brogues are oxford not all oxford are brogues- I love the formal medallion on oxford shoes, great talking point.
spoliered so if your interested you can read, don't have too. I know way too much about formal wear and etiquette but if you want to know more can ask, sorry for spelling or grammar issues.
Attackhelicopter89
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am I the only one that finds the Beck girl kind of ugly?
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This is the funniest shit. I'm dying at the comments.
Edit: What a wild ride! OP said no to admin's request of editing foot's pronouns/name and got obliterated.
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When did Gregory delete/private his "real personality" videos on UhOhBro?
"we have a problem", "bs", "no", "why i'm god", and "face it" are gone. Did he do this after the holidays or is this more recent?
"we have a problem", "bs", "no", "why i'm god", and "face it" are gone. Did he do this after the holidays or is this more recent?
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The person throwing the fit is as straight as an arrow, lol.
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My ex husband did that to one of my favorite fancy outfits, I wore for holidays or special nights out. Hence, he is my ex husband. I figured if he was going to that, then he's not worth my time, so I walked. I was about the same age as Klainey at the time, but I still had enough brains to see what a damaged person my ex was and I just left. I wasn't going to deal with someone that unhealthy or narcissistic.
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Destroying sentimental items is a big turn on for a narcissist. I bet that isn’t the only thing Gurgles has intentionally destroyed to hurt her.
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That story about Greg's dog inserting his red rocket into his nubile butthole has to be the lamest attempt at shooting the shit, right?
Or was that actually a last-ditch attempt to garner sympathy? Because that would stretch that story beyond pathetic.
Edit: link to the video that isn't the original or a sketch-ass Vimeo link
Or was that actually a last-ditch attempt to garner sympathy? Because that would stretch that story beyond pathetic.
Edit: link to the video that isn't the original or a sketch-ass Vimeo link
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Reel it in, kiwi soldier. I'd wager most folks who ridicule Grug and other narcs on the site have suffered from abuses by their ilk. This is why we expose their tired tactics to the world for laughs: because although it may have seemed like the biggest bad in the world in the moment - they're just one of a million others who do the exact.same.shit. Not one of them has an original thought in their empty little heads.
They're dumb and deserved to be laughed at forever, until that gets boring. And then they're alone, forever.
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It's incrediblely difficult to tell whether Greg is being facetious and playing up his emotions or actually trying to garner sympathy nowadays.
For all I know, Papi's Shake Pizzeria and the dog mounting story could be bait for the insatiable hate train looking for content.
For all I know, Papi's Shake Pizzeria and the dog mounting story could be bait for the insatiable hate train looking for content.
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A little off topic, but there's so many grey hairs in his beard for someone his age. Maybe if we bully him enough about it, he'll shave it? Or the more exceptional route and the funnier one, dye his beard hair?
CashMoney!
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Some guys just have white pigment in their beards, that's how it grows. Regardless, still funny to bully him about because he's in denial about the process of aging in general.
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I'll just leave this here...
As a pallet cleanser of sorts, I'll also leave this amusing addition to Grex's iMDb page.
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Dude needs to learn what audacity is. Record the desktop audio. Or use obs and record his desktop audio with a blank screen.
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Can someone please adopt Dobbs and give him to someone who did not just openly admit to letting a dog hump him. Jesus Christ. I doubt Greg would mind.. Well, he might considering this revelation.
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I mean he stated that as long as they 'consented' via active participation he didn't see a problem with it. and when it comes to people like gurg, depravity never really ends, they just keep justifying it to themselves in their own twisted ways.
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How the fuck does a dog decide to suck your dick on its own? Dogs dont suck things, the most reasonable scenario I can imagine is you dangling your dick out makes the dog think it's a toy so it decides to grab it, and in that case it's not even sucking it, and you'd end up with at minimum a broken dick. Even then it's not a dog deciding to perform a sexual act on you, it's a dog not understanding that a body part isnt a toy, like how you need to train puppies to not bite hands and fingers.