Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Pissmaster]

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CEO Of Social Distancing. on Twitter

“Got sent this review unit of ms pacman! It's a 1/4 sized reproduction of the original machine. Will post a review later this week!”

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Boogie's like two months late. Ashens reviewed that back near the top of November, and without it being surrounded by loads of clutter:

I don't even know who those are for. They're not nearly full-size like Arcade1Ups, and they're not cute little machines you can put on your desk. They feel like they're specifically made for YouTube influencers to shill and keep in the background of their sets. Which I guess is exactly their purpose.

Why bother, Alan?

How does Boogie get anyone else to give a fuck about him when he clearly doesn't give a fuck about himself? Seriously, how does that work?

He latches onto the kindness of children and obese adults who want to feel okay with being fat as a planet. That's a real major reason, one of many, on why he's so offputting.

I'd straight up drive up to Arkansas and suck his dick if he lost a bunch of weight, kept it off for at least a year, and got in good shape. But he won't. And worse yet, he's an enabler for fatty fatty fatsos who need to fix their diets, hit the gym, and find out just how true "nothing tastes as good as being in shape feels" really is. F U C K enablers like him. Being fat is horrible. Not doing anything about it is worse. Body positive movements where landwhales feel like their fatness is justified and anyone who thinks otherwise are nazis are straight up the words of Satan himself.

I grew up very obese. I have childhood memories of having trouble just getting up a single flight of stairs. I turned that all around in my teenage years, and one of my biggest fears is falling out of my exercise routine and going right back to square one. It is fucking euphoric to get in good shape after being obese forever, and I almost wish every last one of you could magically become 350lbs for a week, and then drop back to your normal weight just to feel how good it feels.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

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Fuck me...even on this picture his smile was better with the old teeth!
God damnit some dentists must be retarded, it looks so unnatural. People drink coffee...people skip the brushing once in a while jus cuz they can...and very VERY few humans are born with a totally flat perfectly lined up set of teeth.

FUUUCK me just yellow em a LITTLE BIT. THey dont have to be "yellow" but NOBODY has 100% white teeth at boogies age...NOBODY! I am totally honest here when i say i prefer boogies shit teeth over those god damn hollywood sugarcubes...He looks far more sympathetic aswell. New teeth gives a certain "asshole" touch to his face.

Anybody knows who did his teethwork?

 

[John Carmack]

Sad to see so many good creators pour in energy and effort making these videos trying to help this fat fuck when he obviously refuses to take any lifeline thrown at him

Boogie vs Poogie

 

[xerxes]

Fuck me...even on this picture his smile was better with the old teeth!
God damnit some dentists must be exceptional, it looks so unnatural. People drink coffee...people skip the brushing once in a while jus cuz they can...and very VERY few humans are born with a totally flat perfectly lined up set of teeth.

FUUUCK me just yellow em a LITTLE BIT. THey dont have to be "yellow" but NOBODY has 100% white teeth at boogies age...NOBODY! I am totally honest here when i say i prefer boogies shit teeth over those god damn hollywood sugarcubes...He looks far more sympathetic aswell. New teeth gives a certain "asshole" touch to his face.

Anybody knows who did his teethwork?

He got them for free by g4bygolpa. Well free as in no cash changed hands but he acted as an influencer of sorts for them.

The blurb from boogie's video featuring the teeth -

My teeth were provided by the folks at http://www.g4bygolpa.com Visit their website to learn more about the procedure and see about qualifying for your own chance to get this procedure done. I cant believe it only took 2 days!!! After years of suffering with bad teeth I had finally given in and planned to settle for dentures. But after seeing a viral video including Jake the Snake Roberts and Diamond Dallas Page, I contacted the folks who did their implants and decided on implants instead. I went with the g4 system and let doctor Golpa, doctor Anderson's, and the whole Dallas Texas team, do it for me. Went to dallas for the weekend and got my teeth removed, my jaw worked on, and implants put in. In this video I finally get to show you my new dental implants!

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

 

[AnOminous]

Why bother, Alan?

How does Boogie get anyone else to give a fuck about him when he clearly doesn't give a fuck about himself? Seriously, how does that work?

I hope Boogie fucking dies.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I hope Boogie fucking dies.

Be patient. Death will come to boogie eventually due to his lifestyle. Just be patient and it will come to him

 

[Dean Pentel]

I hope Boogie fucking dies.

He will, and soon too. Unfortunately for everyone else, death by melodrama and overeating is slow at best. At least it fucking hurts real good before one hits the end, though.

 

[Anti Fanta]

Boogie likes to talk tough and acts like his last few years are gonna be a walk in the park. The reality is his death will be painful, slow (lets face it, he's been dying for years), lonely and messy.

 

[Observotron]

He will, and soon too. Unfortunately for everyone else, death by melodrama and overeating is slow at best. At least it fucking hurts real good before one hits the end, though.

Honestly, how soon is soon though? I'm well aware of the fact that Boogie isn't in good health currently, but how long do you guys think he has until organs start failing and body parts start falling off?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Honestly, how soon is soon though? I'm well aware of the fact that Boogie isn't in good health currently, but how long do you guys think he has until organs start failing and body parts start falling off?

I'd say it's starting to happen already. Boogie is in his forties with decades of deathfat lifestyle under his belt

 

[Dean Pentel]

Honestly, how soon is soon though? I'm well aware of the fact that Boogie isn't in good health currently, but how long do you guys think he has until organs start failing and body parts start falling off?

I suppose that depends on what actually kills him first, diabetes or cardiovascular problems. Either is a bad way to go, and both ensure it's a damn shitty time on the way to the morgue. Diabetes will take a hell of a lot longer, though. My money is on his vascular system shitting out on him well before anything else. He could do us all a favor and punch his own ticket unexpectedly.

That last part is likely very wishful thinking on my part.

 

[Raging Capybara]

He is going to marry Ashley Isaacs and both will live until their 90s.

 

[fuckass]

Speaking of bodyparts, Beggie peepee falled off and he ate that dehydrated, tiny little delectable crisp. once it hit the floor he hit the flo lil jon style

 

[Chris Jericho's Penis]

Boogie likes to talk tough and acts like his last few years are gonna be a walk in the park. The reality is his death will be painful, slow (lets face it, he's been dying for years), lonely and messy.

Most people are either insulated from or willfully ignore the true nature of what dying is like. I'd assume that this applies especially to Boogie, considering other parts of his personality. A lot of people aren't lucky enough to just have their heart stop. No, Boogie will likely languish for months/years in a nursing home, bedbound and pissing on himself all day in one of those bariatric pressure-reducing beds.

I suppose that depends on what actually kills him first, diabetes or cardiovascular problems. Either is a bad way to go, and both ensure it's a damn shitty time on the way to the morgue. Diabetes will take a hell of a lot longer, though. My money is on his vascular system shitting out on him well before anything else. He could do us all a favor and punch his own ticket unexpectedly.

That last part is likely very wishful thinking on my part.

Gonna bet that it'll be cardiovascular stuff since the beetus lends itself to circulatory issues. The double whammy.

Is it confirmed that he has diabetes? I'm not as current on my Boogie lore as some.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Is it confirmed that he has diabetes? I'm not as current on my Boogie lore as some.

Apparently he did have it, but if he got rid of it, it's probably come back.

Search results here and here. There's a function at the top where you can search by forum or thread, making finding results easier.

 

[RandallBoggs]

AFAIK, people like boogie dont usually live past their 50s, soo... soon.

 

[roxitp0w3rwuzdabest420]

For someone whose been on the internet as long as he has you would think he would know by now not to feed the trolls. When most online celebs fuck up they own up to and make it a joke, boogie fucking apologizes then he apologizes for apologizing. Combine that with food gurl weight saga, and getting mad at his own fans like dsp. And even reviewtech made a video telling boogie not to continue down the path he's been going down. FUCKING REVIEWTECH who managed to pull himself out of the lolcow hole. Idk how he did it, but if he can Boogie can.

If you're reading this boogie hears my recommendation.

1. STAY THE FUCK OFF OF TWITTER. USE IT FOR WHEN YOU RELEASE VIDEOS AND THAT'S IT.

2. DON'T BRING UP POLITICS PERIOD NO ONE LIKES IT. AND PEOPLE ON BOTHSIDES HATE YOUR FENCESITTING ASS. YOU CAN'T EVEN CLAIM TO BE A CENTRIST YOU THE MOST OBVIOUS FENCESITTER EVER AND NO ONE LIKE THEM.

3. HIGHER A PERSONAL TRAINER I KNOW YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE MONEY, IF NOT SELL SOME OF YOUR STUPID MANCHILD SHIT AND GET ONE.

4. QUIT HIDING YOUR FUCK UPS BEHIND YOUR MENTAL ISSUES. YOU PISSING PEOPLE OFF WITH YOUR LAZINESS AND POLITICAL HOT TAKES ISN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE MENTALLY ILL. IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO BACK BONE AND REFUSE TO CHANGE.

5. I IMAGINE YOU HAVE A THERAPIST, I RECOMMENDED YOU GET A BETTER ONE. OR SEE THEM MORE OFTEN.

6. SET A FUCKING SCHEDULE FOR YOURSELF AND STICK TO IT. A LAZY FUCK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME STRUCTURE IN YOUR LIFE.

WAKE UP

WORK OUT

SHOWER

MAKE VIDEO

PLAY VIDEO AND STREAM THE REST OF THE DAY

There I made you, your own fucking list you lazy fuck.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

For someone whose been on the internet as long as he has you would think he would know by now not to feed the trolls. When most online celebs fuck up they own up to and make it a joke, boogie fucking apologizes then he apologizes for apologizing. Combine that with food gurl weight saga, and getting mad at his own fans like dsp. And even reviewtech made a video telling boogie not to continue down the path he's been going down. FUCKING REVIEWTECH who managed to pull himself out of the lolcow hole. Idk how he did it, but if he can Boogie can.

If you're reading this boogie hears my recommendation.

1. STAY THE FUCK OFF OF TWITTER. USE IT FOR WHEN YOU RELEASE VIDEOS AND THAT'S IT.

2. DON'T BRING UP POLITICS PERIOD NO ONE LIKES IT. AND PEOPLE ON BOTHSIDES HATE YOUR FENCESITTING ASS. YOU CAN'T EVEN CLAIM TO BE A CENTRIST YOU THE MOST OBVIOUS FENCESITTER EVER AND NO ONE LIKE THEM.

3. HIGHER A PERSONAL TRAINER I KNOW YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE MONEY, IF NOT SELL SOME OF YOUR STUPID MANCHILD SHIT AND GET ONE.

4. QUIT HIDING YOUR FUCK UPS BEHIND YOUR MENTAL ISSUES. YOU PISSING PEOPLE OFF WITH YOUR LAZINESS AND POLITICAL HOT TAKES ISN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE MENTALLY ILL. IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO BACK BONE AND REFUSE TO CHANGE.

5. I IMAGINE YOU HAVE A THERAPIST, I RECOMMENDED YOU GET A BETTER ONE. OR SEE THEM MORE OFTEN.

6. SET A FUCKING SCHEDULE FOR YOURSELF AND STICK TO IT. A LAZY FUCK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME STRUCTURE IN YOUR LIFE.

WAKE UP

WORK OUT

SHOWER

MAKE VIDEO

PLAY VIDEO AND STREAM THE REST OF THE DAY

There I made you, your own fucking list you lazy fuck.

This is implying Boogie is actually genuine when he claims trolls get under his skin instead of a fake manipulative manchild who makes money from people pitying him, and trying to be the Internet’s “Mr.Rodgers” while using their mental problems and weight as shields

 

[inexplicable ethos]

This is implying Boogie is actually genuine when he claims trolls get under his skin instead of a fake manipulative manchild who makes money from people pitying him, and trying to be the Internet’s “Mr.Rodgers” while using their mental problems and weight as shields

I'm sure trolls do get under Boogie's skin. Maybe not specifically in the way he portrays them to online (like how he pretends to be depressed and apparently suicide baits to fans and friends in PMs) but they almost certainly make him mad. Only now he doesn't have Dez to beat when he gets home from work logs off of Twitter and waddles out to the kitchen, so who knows how he takes his anger out now. Maybe on hookers. He's just self aware enough to publicly pretend the trolls make him sad instead of furious.