Inactive Jonathan C. Holiday / TransEthics / Toren Valimir / Toren Wilder / Victoria "Vikki" Valimir/Darling - Phil's Former Roommate, Alcoholic Mooch, #AnalRips

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DID getting trotted out again? Jon must be planning a bender and not want to be called out for being a shitty person when he's drunk on twitter.

Shame. Thought he'd forgotten about claiming DID. Must've read over his twitter history.
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I guess he wanted an all-purpose get-out-of-jail-free card. Going on Twitter hiatus wasn’t getting him asspats, was incompatible with begging and, given his status as a lonely old man, removing his sole contact with the outside world.
 
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Troons compare male and female bathrooms. I trust them because they've been to both.
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You ask, "Who is Natalie? Is this the go-to name for terves?"

Turns out that troons are mad at Nick "Contrapoints" Parrott. Again:
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And the pro-Nick crowd is ready to tear Slingblade apart:
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All dressed up for #AnalRips:
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Your money goes here:
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And here:
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Of course it is time to refuel:
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Now I'm lost... "your gay tran in the wild". Sure...but what app did he use to smooth his gremlin visage and BLUE-UP his eyes?? haha

What is a 'gay tran'? I know how he rolls but still... Shouldn't he just say "I"m going out to be 'me' " ?
 
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Another beacon of hope in the United Caliphate. Troons are mad (again) about Terry Gilliam:
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Triggered by Ricky Gervais like all troons did:
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Indeed, trans women are just jokes.

When troons encounter officials who run counter to their desires, their first impulse is "FIRE HIM!...
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... and their second impulse is gun violence:
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This is the horrifying creature (probably a furry) that calls himself "Kat Rina"
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Tranny reported Trump's tweet. Trump is finished for sure.
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There are a lot more of Orange Tyrant bullshit. You can guess them anyway.

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Slingblade won't apologize for being a jerk, because he has #DID:
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Reminder that Slingblade's supposed orchiectomy is almost certainly a lie. He is at any rate still horny all the time.

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People have paid you to get a boob job already. How many boobs do you need?

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Slingblade reiterates his opinion that all men should get estrogen just for the asking -- and our expert endocrinologist, who regularly teaches doctor endocrinology, believes that "second puberty" is a thing:
He also thinks parent permission slips are "potentially dangerous":
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Intellectual crossover with Rhys McKinnon, whom Jon deadnames:
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I don't bother to cap the following convo. Something something cis is not a slur.
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Gnome crossover:
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E-begging every day:
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#WalletRips:
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If you’re a twink in a dress, an apology may be rightfully required, but only if Slingblade thinks you might be up for #analrips. Otherwise, no.

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Hey, ‘member in 2018 when Slingblade said he urgently needed tits for a wedding where he was a bridesmaid because of dysphoria? And then he raised the money and spent it all on vodka and tranny camwhores? Good times.

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K isn’t a Roman numeral you stupid gnome.

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No, that’s a disincentive.

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I love the way Toren reposts from that bot account. He’s like a granny posting Minion memes.
 
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BeeBeeReeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
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Like many men, Slingblade is too lazy to do laundry:
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This massive PhD brain thinks insurance is a form of socialism. :story:
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Insurance is a form of risk redistribution; Not even this concept has anything to do with Socialism.

There is apparently a new problematic thing call "aphobia", and Slingblade is deemed guilty by association:
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If you wonder what is "aphobia", Jon has a suggestion for you:
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He proceeds to give people a lengthy lesson.
(TL;DR -- you should never block a troon for saying wrong things -- because you should forgive and allow people to learn from mistakes -- but I'll sure block you!)
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Cis people, you are supposed to pay for your education and here's your bill:
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He seems to be making quite a few posts attempting to exonerate himself for past misdeeds. There have been all those “it’s my DID, not my fault” posts and now he’s making “we all make mistakes, we have to learn to forgive” posts. I wonder if it’s starting to dawn on him that all his bridges are finally burned.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
He seems to be making quite a few posts attempting to exonerate himself for past misdeeds. There have been all those “it’s my DID, not my fault” posts and now he’s making “we all make mistakes, we have to learn to forgive” posts. I wonder if it’s starting to dawn on him that all his bridges are finally burned.
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I doubt he realises he's burned his bridges, in the same way a normal person would - people like him never seem to think they're in the wrong, I think he's just trying to lay the groundwork for future grifts.

I wish someone would ask him where the money for his titty fund went... see if one of his DID personas spent it....
 
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I wish someone would ask him where the money for his titty fund went... see if one of his DID personas spent it....
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It kind of amazes me that no one has. Unless they did and he blocked them. I mean, that was a substantial amount of money, so there must have been some pretty big donations. If I’d given lots of money for a lifesaving operation, I’d sure as hell want to know why he didn’t have it.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
It kind of amazes me that no one has. Unless they did and he blocked them. I mean, that was a substantial amount of money, so there must have been some pretty big donations. If I’d given lots of money for a lifesaving operation, I’d sure as hell want to know why he didn’t have it.
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Another thing is that, in the "Victoria's Secret" fundraiser, Slingblade claimed he felt fear when he looked at his flat chest. But here he is, sending "sexy" picture in his "cute bra"to Emmy Zje.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
It kind of amazes me that no one has. Unless they did and he blocked them. I mean, that was a substantial amount of money, so there must have been some pretty big donations. If I’d given lots of money for a lifesaving operation, I’d sure as hell want to know why he didn’t have it.
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Drink enough and eat a diet of pizza as a 50 year old man, you'll get tits... well moobs because John is a man. So I guess in a round about lovecraftian way, he did get his boobs.

He got his chest and oodles of heart plaque with a liver as black as his soul.
 
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Trombonista said:
"Aphobia" is the same as "acephobia," which is supposed bigotry toward asexuals. I swear I've seen the word "aphobia" used on tumblr since 2018.
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I thought acephobia was bigotry towards asexuals and aphobia was bigotry towards agenda people.

You need a fucking wall chart to keep track of this shit.
 
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I thought acephobia was bigotry towards asexuals and aphobia was bigotry towards agenda people.

You need a fucking wall chart to keep track of this shit.
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That's half the point no one can keep track of it, so they can bully people who have lives even when they try to follow this insanity.
 
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"Let's Get Better Together". There are two things I genuinely admire about Jon: the first is his ability to come up with snazzy names for his scams. Honestly "TransEthics" is worth a million bucks.

The second thing I admire about him is his abject shamelessness.

Slingblade attempted to hold a AMA but there were very few takers:
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All drunk and lubricated and nowhere to go! :story:

Even overt sexual seduction didn't work:
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And those who took his bait didn't ask the smutty questions Slingblade have in mind. Disappointing:
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These are the only sexual questions he received:
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Big fat cheat:
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Somehow I think Gervais will just laugh.

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And Trump is an ambitious leader.

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All the talks about war is tiring, let's have some #AnalRips instead:
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I'm sure by "concussion" he means "chronic alcoholism".

And of course:
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