Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Coolio55]

It's in the pastebin I posted (which was also archived by a helpful mod). Ctrl-F and look up "THE TERROR."

Another good TCC saga was the tale of sunburnt_aphid. TCC used to have a thread specifically for and about heroin use, and one particular poster was an obvious addict who was slowly killing herself, destroying every vein she had by constantly shooting black tar. She ran out of usable veins and was starting to shoot into muscle groups, and they were leaking pus, and FYAD finally staged an intervention. I don't know what happened to her, but I do remember that almost every one of her posts ended with "I think I'm going to taper off after this" and she never did.

She also talked a lot about "coming into some money" here and there, which she of course immediately spent on more heroin. It was widely suspected that she worked as a prostitute.

I wonder if SA are going to claim to be the originators of the yoda memes or if they're too funny and thus haram.

Another SomethingAwful story that comes to mind is the terrorist attack on SecondLife celebrity Anshe Chung, back in 2006. I'll archive the article about it later, but for now, here's an ancient, grainy video of what they did to her:

Spoiler: LOTS OF PENISES

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The entire Second Life Safari series is gold TBH. They bullycide furries and trannies and they pretended to be nazis and african tribesmen. Basicaly all the jokes you aren't allowed to make nowadays ESPECIALLY ON THE INTERNET.

 

[soy]

Another SomethingAwful story that comes to mind is the terrorist attack on SecondLife celebrity Anshe Chung, back in 2006. I'll archive the article about it later, but for now, here's an ancient, grainy video of what they did to her:

lol I was there

we also shut down the entire game multiple times by spawning recursively regenerating cubes that attacked anyone they came near

it wasn't all the SL goons that were into this, there was a whole faction that were just weaboos that wanted to masturbate to child porn or whatever while making anime and furry avatars too

The entire Second Life Safari series is gold TBH. They bullycide furries and trannies and they pretended to be nazis and african tribesmen. Basicaly all the jokes you aren't allowed to make nowadays ESPECIALLY ON THE INTERNET.

ya my personal crowning achievements were when I figured out an exploit that basically let me delete peoples entire autistic sex dungeon zones and I went around deleting furry and baby-fur zones... they'd have the admins roll back the zone to before deletion but usually they'd still lose a ton of work because snapshots were only taken at some not so frequent interval

 

[repentance]

Honestly I'm particularly interested in hearing more goontales that would be considered extremely yikes that ain't it chief by today's standards.

The doll fucker threads would never happen on today's SA. Nor the Chris threads or the threads about Uli. Goons like to pretend that they're above following lolcows these days.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

That's a different one than I was thinking of, but still good. Here's some shit for you. https://archive.li/wip/lzZBe

I am never touching anything intoxicating again. Thanks.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I was going to say, how much money has that pervert cascadebeta contributed to SA?

CascadeBeta makes $16/hour and complains that his dad doesn't pay him enough, so not much probably.

 

[AnOminous]

The doll fucker threads would never happen on today's SA. Nor the Chris threads or the threads about Uli. Goons like to pretend that they're above following lolcows these days.

They literally are lolcows, every single one of them.

 

[Gangster Talk]

CascadeBeta makes $16/hour and complains that his dad doesn't pay him enough, so not much probably.

He seems to invest a considerable chunk of his budget into changing his avatar to some different iteration of his Evil Barney fursona thing every other day, though.

 

[I don't like jews]

troons get free avatar and name changes whenever they want by asking yelling at the mods, because why not

 

[Non-Sexual Boner]

I wonder how many avatars KM has basically stolen from lowtax.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

When it comes to stupid goon projects, you can't go wrong with Doobie's Doghouse.

tl;dr: hundreds of goons decide donating to some dumb Alabama plumber's kickstarter for a hot dog stand is a good idea, and it goes terribly

GBS moderator Soundmonkey was way too invested in this and furiously probated and banned everyone who publically expressed skepticism, but when it all went crashing down in flames he got roasted fucking hard by fyad poster triticum guzzler:

youll never sustain a sicker burn than the insane + brutal carpet-borne friction from backpedalling after the worm turned on your fucker moron hotdog altriusm. your legs flailed in ever gayer circles fred flintstone style as you raced from the lego den to the computer room to let people know that your self appointed ambassadorial duties plus the time and money you spent trying to take more professional photographs of ersatz retard hotdogs were all part of your incredible joke. you cannot save face or be even remotely not gay.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

Groverhouse, and also that one zipline suicide machine for children

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

The thing is FYAD, even nu-FYAD, was kind of an important antibody for the forums. They were the ones who got people to acknowledge how ridiculous the Doobie fiasco was, they were the ones who got Lets Play to ban the LP superstar who was abusing his girlfriend, and they were the ones who got Abe demodded after him and Mobute doxed an extremely problematic preteen.

Now SA can really begin its descent into absolute butffucking insanity. The next big blowup will be either from attempting to close down GIP and TFR, or else a civil war between D&D and CSPAM after Super Tuesday.

 

[The Gag Knuckle]

I'm looking forward to the troons starting in on their next target. The euphoria from the fyad kill is probably already running low.

Yep.

 

[Shield Breaker]

What is TGRS? The Gun Range or something like that?

 

[Tonto]

The thing is FYAD, even nu-FYAD, was kind of an important antibody for the forums. They were the ones who got people to acknowledge how ridiculous the Doobie fiasco was, they were the ones who got Lets Play to ban the LP superstar who was abusing his girlfriend, and they were the ones who got Abe demodded after him and Mobute doxed an extremely problematic preteen.

Now SA can really begin its descent into absolute butffucking insanity. The next big blowup will be either from attempting to close down GIP and TFR, or else a civil war between D&D and CSPAM after Super Tuesday.

Or in other words, if you do not have someone to look at you honestly you will end up fucking up. If you can not bear to have someone look at you honestly, you are a fuckup. This current shower of cunts is so worthless they must actively shield themselves from uncomfortable truths instead of hearing them and being stronger for it.

If there is something to lament, it is the fact that Something Awful was in a way the honest friend who told you when you were a cunt. Now that friend is lost for good.

 

[Fagnacious D]

Yep.

Shut down even more of the forums! here let me help you

Automotive Insanity? Nah only for bigots, get rid of it!
DIY Doesn't talk about DIY transitioning? Gotta go!
The Firing Range? More like the Fascists Range!
Goons in Platoons? Literal Nazis!

Lets see how small we can make SA!

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

What is TGRS? The Gun Range or something like that?

The Great Race Space, formerly known as Negrotown. It's a hidden subforum of D&D that hosts the Antifa thread, the troon thread, and various other horseshit.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Yep.

It's gonna be funny when KM gets branded an Uncle Tom.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

CascadeBeta makes $16/hour and complains that his dad doesn't pay him enough, so not much probably.

What a winner, from showing his boner to women in a locker room (which is normally sexual harassment except if you’re a tranny), working for his dad at $16/hr and whining about how unsafe he feels on an Internet forum that he doesn’t have to use.

Ive noticed a lot more trannies are coming out of the woodwork now on SA. I wonder how many are just plants trying to get into their discord for doxx

 

[Shield Breaker]

The Great Race Space, formerly known as Negrotown. It's a hidden subforum of D&D that hosts the Antifa thread, the troon thread, and various other horseshit.

Wait. Are we going get troons vs quadroons 2, like Resetera?