Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Lowtax is a drug-hazed, lazy, has-been sexual predator of the mentally infantile; but today was like 'broken clock is right once a day', with FYAD getting trashed. Fuck that slavering dogpile of idiots whose only purpose in life revolved around "ironic" Jew jokes to maintain a kind of high school cafeteria jock table popularity.

Lol though if his patreon recoups some of the donations lost after this though. While it's greasy to pander to the sjw crowd, I'd also give him a point for being smart enough to be aware of what'll turn over a dollar.
 
Lowtax is a drug-hazed, lazy, has-been sexual predator of the mentally infantile; but today was like 'broken clock is right once a day', with FYAD getting trashed. Fuck that slavering dogpile of idiots whose only purpose in life revolved around "ironic" Jew jokes to maintain a kind of high school cafeteria jock table popularity.

Lol though if his patreon recoups some of the donations lost after this though. While it's greasy to pander to the sjw crowd, I'd also give him a point for being smart enough to be aware of what'll turn over a dollar.
whats your troon SA username?
 
Lowtax is a drug-hazed, lazy, has-been sexual predator of the mentally infantile; but today was like 'broken clock is right once a day', with FYAD getting trashed. Fuck that slavering dogpile of idiots whose only purpose in life revolved around "ironic" Jew jokes to maintain a kind of high school cafeteria jock table popularity.

Lol though if his patreon recoups some of the donations lost after this though. While it's greasy to pander to the sjw crowd, I'd also give him a point for being smart enough to be aware of what'll turn over a dollar.
This is what I was talking about earlier.
 
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I think Rich liveblogging about how his antidepressants rendered him impotent is just about all you need to know about his mental state.

He should just be grateful he found a way to avoid a third divorce.

Tranny porn still gets him hard. Protip: You don't need to get an errection to get a prostate massage from tranny cock!

I wonder if Lowtax will troon out soon.

Well he was never really a man to begin with...
 
He’s calling FYAD Stormfront 2.0 lol.
It's really funny watching him pander to who he thinks is going to pay him the most. If actual Stormfront members had invaded his forum and pumped some of their money into his Patreon, he would be screeching about killing the jews and how he's always had a secret fetish for nordic women. It's so insincere and pathetic.
 
This is amazingly dumb whore logic. It's like the Pollack actress who blows the scriptwriter instead of the producer.

It is women demonstrating their value to (perceived) high-value men.
I don't disagree, and don't want to start a whole thing in the laugh at a tranny-cucked pillhead thread, but to be fair: if every single girl with big tits who gave you an amazing blowjob liked guys who can quote the princess bride, you'd probably be working on memorizing the whole script.
 
The 43 Year Old Chemsoomer. Seems fitting for a pillhead that inadvertently chemically castrated himself, but someone more creative can probably come up with something better.
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Lowtax needs to figure his facial hair situation out. Neither the "cool dad" goatee, nor the Hulk Hogan-by-way-of-gay-70's-porn-star fu-manchu, nor the "I just woke up from a 4 day ambien/wine bender" stubblebeard -- his go-tos for the past decade or so -- work for him at all.

Homie needs to either put a concerted effort into remaining clean shaven or just grow a beard. He's going to look like shit regardless, but he's not doing himself any favors with his current grooming habits.
 
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