Skitzocow Mario Brisson / The Vigilant Christian Mario

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Am I the only one who, when I read the title of this thread, was imagining Nintendo Mario going "Mama Mia! Wario, you have-a to accept Jesus as your personal Savior!"

You and me both brother.

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What bothers me about this video is that if anything, Gravity Falls is very anti-Illuminati. The show is literally about a young conspiracy theorist and his sister searching for the truth. In several episodes, they even face off against an anthromorphised Eye Of Providence. You would think that conspiracy theorists would love this show.
I think you're assuming that they watch what they condemn before hand.
 
Eh, wouldn't call this guy a cow, so much as one of the hundreds of conspiracy nuts.

-Puts on fire retardant clothing.-

He doesn't really get milked, so much as block people and ignore their existence. Maybe he'll point out a famous Youtuber every once in a while in a video. To me, he's just kind of boring. Though, even he's realized that The Amazing Atheist is a nutjob - he's got videos on that. Except, uhm. They're kind of dropping the ball. And flying out into left field all at the same time.

Found TheVigilantChristian Almost a year ago.

Wait. Nvm. Just found a video of him apologizing to TJ.

 
Holy shit this is giving me war flashbacks
this has to be a joke, there's no way this guy can be real

He's real - just more conspiracy nut than lolcow. From what I'm aware, he's actually a pretty decent person apart from the conspiracy things and hating on Youtube personalities / television things.
He does donate to charity (ones he thinks aren't illuminati), gives exercise and health tips (more along his religious beliefs - and, well, if you look up some videos - he's in pretty great shape).

I'm not trying to white knight him, I've kept tabs on him for a year - just an average conspiracy nut, frankly.
 
Devious SERN, kidnapping our vigilant conspiracy theorists. The only thing Mario can do now is perform a Time Leap and hopefully cause a large enough Time Divergence to save himself from the sockpuppetry!

... But seriously now what.
No, he doesn't need to do a Time Leap.

All he needs to do is Turn Back Time, just like his hero, ElectricalBeast!

 
This guy is possibly the worst that could ever come out of the crazed community of fanatical conspiracy theorists out there O_o
 
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This guy is possibly the worst that could ever come out of the crazed community of fanatical conspiracy theorists out there O_o

... Really? You think this guy is the worst? Dude, just look up Illuminati on Youtube, you'll find a lot of people.

https://www.youtube.com/user/NoLife127

https://www.youtube.com/user/thetruthrevealed777

https://www.youtube.com/user/IlluminatiExposed44

Just saying, if he's the worst you've seen you haven't seen anything, man. Those are just a few names with pictures of devils, popular media, etc. being the Illuminati in disguise.

That's why I said earlier he's not a lolcow, he's just kind of one in a numberless sea of conspiracy-theorists. I'm not white-knighting the guy. Trying to milk him as a lolcow when there's no milk is kind of pointless. He's only really had one rage-out and that was toward The Amazing Atheist... can't really say TJ isn't someone to insult. However, Mario actually apologized for doing so... other than that, there's really nothing of note.
 
... Really? You think this guy is the worst? Dude, just look up Illuminati on Youtube, you'll find a lot of people.

https://www.youtube.com/user/NoLife127

https://www.youtube.com/user/thetruthrevealed777

https://www.youtube.com/user/IlluminatiExposed44

Just saying, if he's the worst you've seen you haven't seen anything, man. Those are just a few names with pictures of devils, popular media, etc. being the Illuminati in disguise.

That's why I said earlier he's not a lolcow, he's just kind of one in a numberless sea of conspiracy-theorists.

I guess you have a point. Let me rephrase my original comment: he's the worst I'd HEARD of until you enlightened me. Thanks!
 
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