Arin Hanson / Egoraptor / Grump - "Hey I'm Grump!" of Game Grumps fame, hypocritical SJW doxer, shat himself recording a let's play

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Look, I have to point something out to all of you that you may not like. Arin didn’t write the book, nor did his Uncle Oc.
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It was everyone’s favorite intern, Eric!
 
Just take a look at those perky moobs, this guy was hired to make Arin look thin!
I’m pretty sure this guy was hired so that if Arin ever needed to do things he didn’t want to, he would make Eric do it. In the one episode he participated in, Eric started lactating due to his excitement at participating in a physical activity.
If I could, I’d get him a bigger shirt so his moobs wouldn’t look so bad and his muffin top wouldn’t be a cake top.
 
I dont know what it is but why does Eric look so my like Arin? like first time i saw that foto i just thouhg Arin had devloved back into worm man,
but this dude. he is like a more beta Arin... how does a human even look this weak, how does he look like a lesser version of a man known for looking like an earthworm.... like dafuq, what even is he?
 
Arin is a hermaphrodite that can self-reproduce. Eric is his offspring.
He is the third generation. Arin asexually reproduced a female clone in the hopes Danny would derive enough sexual pleasure to stay another week; this was Erin. Erin took the genetic material from Danny and produced another male clone; Eric. Arin had Eric castrated and neutered so he could not create another Hanson clone; 3 has already upset the limited supply of japanese rape porn, FAS babies, and racial slurs.
 
Eric here is an amazing specimen of the modern human condition, where self love is instead about being delusional.
Yeah, you can wear that small shirt! Just because your folds are poking out of it like they're trying to escape isn't a problem!
Wear those tight jeans in your thirties! Every self-respecting adult still wears tight jean and expects to be taken seriously, especially when they match with your tight shirt.
What do you mean your hairline receded to the point someone could put a billboard on your forehead? Greg Universe of Steven Universe fame is completely bald and still rocks that mane! It's not goofy at all, I shouldn't get a haircut at all!
Then you see that he can start to lactate if he gets too physically active and.... oof...
Then again his boss is Arin who uh... I can't tell if he thinks he's buff or fat...?
 
You know, I never thought it would be possible be to have so much drama from just being a shitty let's player, but Arin surprises me again.

Guest grumps with DSP when?

Arin is too toxic for DSP's brand. No, I'm not just fucking around. Say what you will about Phil, at least he's a consistent type of asshole. There are no unwanted surprises with him and everyone who watches him know exactly what they're signing up for. The only people he alienates are those who can't stand to even hate-watch him. Arin and his crew find new ways to anger and annoy their audience. Not only that, but he has shit judgement in people he lets into his inner circle and burns bridges with content creators that could potentially breath life into his channel. Associating with GG would be beneficial for a while before they start feeling the need to police his content because their adolescent fanbase found him "problematic."
 
Arin is too toxic for DSP's brand. No, I'm not just fucking around. Say what you will about Phil, at least he's a consistent type of asshole. There are no unwanted surprises with him and everyone who watches him know exactly what they're signing up for. The only people he alienates are those who can't stand to even hate-watch him. Arin and his crew find new ways to anger and annoy their audience. Not only that, but he has shit judgement in people he lets into his inner circle and burns bridges with content creators that could potentially breath life into his channel. Associating with GG would be beneficial for a while before they start feeling the need to police his content because their adolescent fanbase found him "problematic."
You know, if you didn't justify that, I would have told you to fuck off, but you've successfully convinced me that DSP is better than someone.

This is fucking crazy.
 
Graphic design is Ben's passion.


Thumbnail aside, this episode was really weird. Aside from the usual stuff about Arin not wanting to transform, opening chests with max rupees, not wanting to talk to people, not wanting to fight enemies, not wanting to move from place to place, basically hating the entire concept of gaming: there's a point where he talks about something as benign as burgers not being sandwiches. However, when he tries to talk to Dan about it, Dan just doesn't want to argue because he knows they're not going to get anywhere if he does.

So instead, Arin decides for nearly 20 minutes of this 30 minute episode to have an argument/debate with himself while Dan ignored him, in an attempt to get people to come to his side. It was eerily similar to what Maddox did with The Biggest Debate in the Universe, where he'd bring up two points where it's very clear that he thinks one side's the right answer, whereas the other side he put in terms where it was clear that he thought it was fucking stupid. Like, I hate to keep bringing up parallels to Maddox, but this was so similar and so the fuck out-of-nowhere that it gives you whiplash.

It got to a point where, by the end of the episode, Dan had just had enough of Arin's BS and (surprisingly) went into a full-blown rant about how dumb Arin was being about the game and his sandwich argument.

NGL, this series has been pretty boring up until now, but if this is the start of it becoming an absolute trainwreck of a series, I'm all for it.
 
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Graphic design is Ben's passion.


I didn't even notice that the wolf's butt is glowing until someone pointed it out on the rantgrumps subreddit. Now, I can't unsee it.

Who is o-kaying these thumbnails? You'd think they'd be a little more cautious with COPPA being in affect.

It got to a point where, by the end of the episode, Dan had just had enough of Arin's BS and (surprisingly) went into a full-blown rant about how dumb Arin was being about the game and his sandwich argument.

If only I could believe this was a sign that Dan is finally getting fed up with Arin's rampant BS and not scripted drama.
 
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