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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Jack misses work. Perhaps he means “Missus Work,” who puts in the eight-hour days that allows for him to be an indolent mong.

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Jack is not about to let this COPPA bullshit go:

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My thoughts are with the loved ones and family of the future Mrs Jack Junior
I really think it's a sad thing and cultural. Jack jr is smart/lucky to grab her.

Hope she wakes up, but not all cultures value love in the same way and I fear she's gonna be pushed to stick around because it's the right thing to do. Jr is gonna be just like pops and she's too young to lock her fate as tammy 2.0.
 
Jack misses work. Perhaps he means “Missus Work,” who puts in the eight-hour days that allows for him to be an indolent mong.

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Jack is not about to let this COPPA bullshit go:

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the main reason i would watch jack's videos originally was to read through the comments so its safe to say i read through my fair share of CWJ/JOTG comment sections

i never once recall seeing anything that had to do with minors being posted on there nor can i recall a time where he had kids on his show. i still don't get why he keeps bringing this up
 
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the main reason i would watch jack's videos originally was to read through the comments so its safe to say i read through my fair share of CWJ/JOTG comment sections

i never once recall seeing anything that had to do with minors being posted on there nor can i recall a time where he had kids on his show. i still don't get why he keeps bringing this up
Fatty just couldn't come up with a better lie, plus I wouldn't be shocked if he is trying to defame his critics by calling them pedophiles too. I mean, the man lies like water flows, so why would you ever expect him to be honest.
 
the main reason i would watch jack's videos originally was to read through the comments so its safe to say i read through my fair share of CWJ/JOTG comment sections

i never once recall seeing anything that had to do with minors being posted on there nor can i recall a time where he had kids on his show. i still don't get why he keeps bringing this up
There was one video I recall when he visited a six or seven year old boy that had dressed up as him for Halloween, because children are idiots and don't know any better. I'll have to dig and see if I can find it.
 
Suffering through watching daytime TV... what a tool. Even wheelchair bound with one functional arm there are a myriad of things to do besides stare at the television. But Jack probably has it so ingrained in his mush brain that watching soaps and talk shows is just what one does when they are laid up for a month, not read or watch something educational or just about anything else possible given his condition.
 
Jack addresses mortality and the severity of his conditions, continues to eat discount variety store industry cut meat and remain sedentary.

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Jack can't even bend his leg enough to fit into some kind of contraption designed for people who can't bend their legs, and I bet he hasn't once considered the possibility of changing his diet and lifestyle to account for it.
 
the main reason i would watch jack's videos originally was to read through the comments so its safe to say i read through my fair share of CWJ/JOTG comment sections

i never once recall seeing anything that had to do with minors being posted on there nor can i recall a time where he had kids on his show. i still don't get why he keeps bringing this up

There is some old videos from CA like where Jack goes to Jack jrs school and they rate the food. Maybe the comments were just how exceptional and spoilt the kids came off (think jr refused to eat the meal, as did jack).

To be fair you can go back 6 or 7 years and jack has been consistent on his line if there being shit comments about kids, but I think again that is more that people are commenting about how badly behaved everyone is and jack takes that cm given to make it a metre. He's being feeble minded.
 
There was one video I recall when he visited a six or seven year old boy that had dressed up as him for Halloween, because children are idiots and don't know any better. I'll have to dig and see if I can find it.
Let's not forget that Jack Jr was heavily featured in his early heyday. Even recently on a live chat he brought out a little boy to show off.

But no. Luckily Jack's focus is on food without ever featuring minors without written consent.
 
There was one video I recall when he visited a six or seven year old boy that had dressed up as him for Halloween, because children are idiots and don't know any better. I'll have to dig and see if I can find it.
oh man, dressing up as jack for halloween now would be a whole production

in addition to a fat suit, yellow hat, fake goatee, and glasses you would need a wheelchair and your right arm dangling off to the side. and of course a burger in your left hand
 
This mother fucker is starting to rip of the Wolfe Pits content.... Somebody told him that the Dollar tree was more expensive that a supermarket!!!! the fucking wolfe pit has made a dozen videos saying that.

 

Any other human doing keto for as long as the Scalfani's have would've been skinny by now.

Not joking
how about if you "lean" keto like jack?
 

Any other human doing keto for as long as the Scalfani's have would've been skinny by now.

Not joking

For real, people on keto typically see results within a month and a half.
 

Any other human doing keto for as long as the Scalfani's have would've been skinny by now.

Not joking

“Even though [Starbucks Cranberry Bliss Bars] are amazing and I love them, I didn’t have maybe one this year and that was it, because they’re just not healthy.”

One week earlier, at Lyncoya Café, Tammy ordered and ate bacon-topped poutine, Parmesan French fries, and a two-patty hamburger topped with thick-cut bacon and blue cheese.

Yeah, it’s the Cranberry Bliss Bars that are killing you.
 
Oh no, I didn't have any cranberry bliss bars this year! That makes 27 years in a row!

For real though, only eating one is notable? I wonder how many she would typically have, or how many she thinks it's normal for other people to have.

Yeah...she's talking as if it was a big deal and that people have multiples like they're a collectable thing...fucking strange.
 
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