Manosphere Fonduman / mooooo - (he shits up our loveshy threads)

[Atsimuel]

It was just sudden and unexpected, and I was still like 15. I've a bit of a tougher skin now with regards sexuality.

You know what? Fair enough. You were a kid. But you should have learned from that experience and not done the same thing next time, instead of sticking to the same routine and going "Oh well, guess I'm just too nice."

 

[JU 199]

Don't spout this psuedo-scientific bullshit. You have no idea what you're talking about, you ignorant child.

BOOM

 

[HypeBeast]

Subconsciously, everything everyone does is motivated by survival instinct and a need for procreation, so by definition we all follow our genitals equally. Some are just more direct about it.

What about people that don't want children?

 

[Count groudon]

No, you might be able to contact her. The quote might even be enough. I posted it on the ls forum before if you want consistency though.

Could you at least be a good neighbor and find the page on the forum that has the quote for me? Pretty please?

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

Subconsciously, everything everyone does is motivated by survival instinct and a need for procreation, so by definition we all follow our genitals equally. Some are just more direct about it.

So what about people who are able to sacrifice their own lives for those of others? Or asexual people who actively have no real interest in procreation?

Sapience is, basically by definition, the ability to introspect on one's own thought processes and the ability to recognize and change behaviors accordingly. Saying everything is based on survival or procreation is the same usual 'only-read-the-summary-of-Evo-psych-books' psychology typical to you love shies.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Some men get aroused by beating and being threatening, that's probably worse.

As I said, you're clearly getting hard (I use the term advisedly) from some hardcore verbal abuse here. What do you think that says about you, then?

 

[Pandas Galore]

Subconsciously, everything everyone does is motivated by survival instinct and a need for procreation, so by definition we all follow our genitals equally. Some are just more direct about it.

Buzzwords? Buzzwords.

 

[Atsimuel]

Don't spout this psuedo-scientific bullshit. You have no idea what you're talking about, you ignorant child.

Welcome to the thread.

 

[mooooo]

Good thing your wife doesn't live near you or I bet she would too.

The other day, I came home from work. She said she was feeling a bit dizzy. So I told her to not worry about the washing, i'd take it upstairs for her. I came back down, she still looked a bit glum, so I hugged her, and she smiled. I did a little silly dance to make her laugh. Then I cooked us dinner, washed all the dishes. I fetched her a lemsip because she has a cold (google it if you need to). We took it up to bed, and we watched an episode of father ted together she hadn't seen. I'd bought her a pink fluffy cushion and an extra blanket a while before because she gets cold easily, so she didn't mind I like the fan on. I hugged her while she fell asleep.

Does it really sound like she has it so bad?

Speaking of which, I need to sleep.

 

[JU 199]

@mooooo You haven't given me a sufficient answer yet.

Why do you hate women so much?

 

[SU 390]

Why is the moon a cylinder? Can you answer that simple question?

OMFG! Fonduman, just answer the goddamn question. WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN?!

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

The other day, I came home from work. She said she was feeling a bit dizzy. So I told her to not worry about the washing, i'd take it upstairs for her. I came back down, she still looked a bit glum, so I hugged her, and she smiled. I did a little silly dance to make her laugh. Then I cooked us dinner, washed all the dishes. I fetched her a lemsip because she has a cold (google it if you need to). We took it up to bed, and we watched an episode of father ted together she hadn't seen. I'd bought her a pink fluffy cushion and an extra blanket a while before because she gets cold easily, so she didn't mind I like the fan on. I hugged her while she fell asleep.

Does it really sound like she has it so bad?

Speaking of which, I need to sleep.

No, that sounds fine.

What bothers me bit more is that you've clearly put that in a 'why my wife owes me' list in your mind somewhere, instead of just doing it for the sake of her happiness.

 

[Atsimuel]

The other day, I came home from work. She said she was feeling a bit dizzy. So I told her to not worry about the washing, i'd take it upstairs for her. I came back down, she still looked a bit glum, so I hugged her, and she smiled. I did a little silly dance to make her laugh. Then I cooked us dinner, washed all the dishes. I fetched her a lemsip because she has a cold (google it if you need to). We took it up to bed, and we watched an episode of father ted together she hadn't seen. I'd bought her a pink fluffy cushion and an extra blanket a while before because she gets cold easily, so she didn't mind I like the fan on. I hugged her while she fell asleep.

Does it really sound like she has it so bad?

Speaking of which, I need to sleep.

Until the ending, that read like a Mills & Boon.

........a Mills & Spoon!!

BA-DUM-BUM!!

*tisssshh*

 

[JU 199]

Does it really sound like she has it so bad?

Spoiler: NSFW

Yes

 

[wagglyplacebo]

The other day, I came home from work. She said she was feeling a bit dizzy. So I told her to not worry about the washing, i'd take it upstairs for her. I came back down, she still looked a bit glum, so I hugged her, and she smiled. I did a little silly dance to make her laugh. Then I cooked us dinner, washed all the dishes. I fetched her a lemsip because she has a cold (google it if you need to). We took it up to bed, and we watched an episode of father ted together she hadn't seen. I'd bought her a pink fluffy cushion and an extra blanket a while before because she gets cold easily, so she didn't mind I like the fan on. I hugged her while she fell asleep.

Does it really sound like she has it so bad?

Speaking of which, I need to sleep.

And then you came on the internet to complain about women and talk about how they get wet at the idea of them getting hit, don't forget that part of your day to days.

 

[mooooo]

No, that sounds fine.

What bothers me bit more is that you've clearly put that in a 'why my wife owes me' list in your mind somewhere, instead of just doing it for the sake of her happiness.

If I thought she owes me, I wouldn't be doing nice things, would I? I'd only do nice things whenever she did it in return, instead of not keeping count either way.

 

[ON 190]

She said she was feeling a bit dizzy.

Disgust causes people to have odd facial ticks sometimes.

I did a little silly dance

This is only acceptable if it was the Charleston or the Electric Slide.

I fetched her a lemsip

Roofied, I assume.

we watched an episode of father ted together she hadn't seen.

Okay, I'm a massive Gilmore Girls fan and even I find that crazy.

I hugged her while she fell asleep.

And stared at her. And stared. And stared. And stared.

I need to sleep.

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.

So sayeth flossidiot, Assistant Slayer of Love-Shys.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

If I thought she owes me

You don't understand the concept of someone owing you. Someone owing you means you expect something in return at a later date, not immediately.

 

[Atsimuel]

If I thought she owes me, I wouldn't be doing nice things, would I? I'd only do nice things whenever she did it in return, instead of not keeping count either way.

So you take the payment first. Kind of like a hooker.

Speaking of which, what made you finally go (try to) see an escort?

 

[mooooo]

So you take the payment first. Kind of like a hooker.

Speaking of which, what made you finally go (try to) see an escort?

I was horny one day enough for it to overcome my fear.

I didn't call in time because I couldn't find a parking space fast enough, and calling while driving would have been a bad idea