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[JU 199]

I? I'd only do nice things whenever she did it in return, instead of not keeping count either way.

Stop pretending. You have a tally of what everyone's done to you and what they owe you because of that.

Btw why do you hate women so much?

 

[ON 190]

Speaking of which, what made you finally go (try to) see an escort?

I'd say "desperation," but that's too easy.

Thankfully I'm drunk so... desperation.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

If I thought she owes me, I wouldn't be doing nice things, would I? I'd only do nice things whenever she did it in return, instead of not keeping count either way.

It's the way that you say it, as if each thing as was monumental undertaking that she should be so glad you did. Most people would say 'My wife was unhappy, and that made me unhappy, so I cheered her up!". Not prattle off a list of fifteen things that proves why she's blessed to have you.

I expect, sometime during your next argument, you're going to go, "But, but, I DID A SILLY DANCE FOR YOU!"

 

[mooooo]

You don't understand the concept of someone owing you. someone owing you means you expect something in return at a later date, not immediately.

I expect her to not be completely lazy each day. If she's not working, she could spend half an hour doing some basic tidying. That's all I expect from her.

 

[Poor Choices]

If I thought she owes me, I wouldn't be doing nice things, would I?

Nah mate it just seems like you don't "get" relationships.

 

[Atsimuel]

I couldn't find a parking space fast enough

This is accurate in so many ways.

 

[ON 190]

I was horny one day enough for it to overcome my fear.

Cypridophobia is nothing to be ashamed of. And by "ashamed of" I mean "wait, why the fuck would go to a prozzie?"

 

[Saul Goodman]

If I thought she owes me, I wouldn't be doing nice things, would I? I'd only do nice things whenever she did it in return, instead of not keeping count either way.

In all honesty, it sounds like your relationship is a stabilizing influence. I sincerely hope you grow up eventually.

That said, your rush to trust your experiences, rather than critically examining them and your rush towards the easiest/least painless/most ego-preserving explanation for your problems is going to continue to make you a lolcow -- both on this board, and "IRL" -- until you cut it out.

I get it. I'm an Aspie too (diagnosis and everything). But with therapy and a commitment to self-reflection (and I cannot stress enough how desperately you need both), I got over my shit.

I think you're smart enough to get over your shit too. And, as much of a nasty bastard as I can be when someone comes in and pushes my buttons (and have you ever), I sincerely hope that we're wrong about you. Good night and good luck.

 

[JU 199]

I expect her to not be completely lazy each day. If she's not working, she could spend half an hour doing some basic tidying. That's all I expect from her.

How generous of you....

 

[Handsome Pete]

I didn't call in time because I couldn't find a parking space fast enough

Sadder words were never written. A bounty of positive ratings to the first artist who can depict this event!

Suggested dialogue: "Move your ass, grampa! My dick's not gonna suck itself!"

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

If I thought she owes me, I wouldn't be doing nice things, would I? I'd only do nice things whenever she did it in return, instead of not keeping count either way.

I love how you pretend that you can't understand how the "nice guy" mentality works.

 

[JU 199]

@mooooo Why do you hate women?

 

[Atsimuel]

I expect her to not be completely lazy each day. If she's not working, she could spend half an hour doing some basic tidying. That's all I expect from her.

I'll try asking this again. What is it about her that you fell in love with? (Again, this is a genuine question)

 

[ON 190]

I expect her to not be completely lazy each day. If she's not working, she could spend half an hour doing some basic tidying. That's all I expect from her.

Broheim, I expect my girlfriend to have a martini ready when I get home from work, have the kids tidied up so I don't have to look at dirty ragamuffins, and pot-roast on the table by 6 PM sharp. You're being way too lenient.

 

[JU 199]

I'll try asking this again. What is it about her that you fell in love with? (Again, this is a genuine question)

Yes. Please answer this.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

I expect her to not be completely lazy each day. If she's not working, she could spend half an hour doing some basic tidying. That's all I expect from her.

Well, aren't you the enlightened little man.

Cookie?

Broheim, I expect my girlfriend to have a martini ready when I get home from work, have the kids tidied up so I don't have to look at dirty ragamuffins, and pot-roast on the table by 6 PM sharp. You're being way too lenient.

Gin Martini or Vodka? I feel autistically compelled to know the answer o.o

 

[mooooo]

I've also got embarrassing youtube videos from when i was about 15 where my cousin and I tried to parody various shows on a nonexistent budget and acting talent, if you want more entertainment.

 

[Ariel]

I expect her to not be completely lazy each day. If she's not working, she could spend half an hour doing some basic tidying. That's all I expect from her.

Hey can you come to the chat room at the bottom of the main page?

 

[ON 190]

Cookie?

The cookies must be freshly-baked for when he comes home for his lunch break at the office.

 

[JU 199]

I've also got embarrassing youtube videos from when i was about 15 where my cousin and I tried to parody various shows on a nonexistent budget and acting talent, if you want more entertainment.

Nevermind that. Why do you despise women?