Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

TamarYaelBatYah said:
From the annals of Tamar's pirate journal:

Today, January 5th I landed upon the island of Kiwi Farms. I stayed clear of the island for many years until I saw them burning The Torah on their sacrificial mountain. I came heavily armed. The greeters claim Marshall is here but I haven't seen him yet. I believe that is bait to lure me into their forests. Immediately I noticed there is a strange smell in the air, almost like rotting bodies and death. There are little piglets running wild. I have spotted many zombie like demons walking around. The zombies seem to be preoccupied with masturbating and sacrificing sexless women to appease their sun dieties. They speak a bizarre mix of paganese and christendom. The zombies speak the same tongue of demons that I heard back in my earlier travels. I also think I spotted The Stalker man lurking in the bushes they call "buttons".

The zombies seem to have a small troupe of attackers that jump out of bushes. They seem to be made of some kind of thin substance that appears like vapor mist. Sometimes from behind their bushes they tell out that they know I am a breeder of Adamkind. Their inscriptions on their temples say they kill female breeders.

I have been careful to bring my best weapons. So far their power has been weak, mostly reinforced only by piglets. There is little food here.

January 8th: I have been on the island 3 days now. I have left the port for food...and returned more than once to finish my observations. The stench on the island has gotten worse. The zombies and greeters have often appeared with bizarre gadgets that appear to look like telescopes, but the lenses have no light in them. The telescopes are often pointed at me from behind the bushes. I have not seen them turn the telescopes toward the greeters, the piglets or the zombies.

Yesterday I saw their Prince. He was marked on his forhead with a "P" and appeared to have several wives. The Prince has a twin and also is marked with the same P. All of the royal females on the island walk behind the men. Some of the females appear to be captured slaves and live in cages behind the bushes. View attachment 1089599
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Is this real?
 
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@TamarYaelBatYah Say you get home from the welfare office and Marshall is home early from his roofing job. You are tired, sullen from a long one hour wait in the EBT card line at the gubbmint welfare office. Marshall's car sits in the driveway of the two rental homes you co-own. You walk in the house and immediately feel the nice, relaxing feeling of being home. Kids aren't there. Marshall asked daycare to babysit all 5 & 1/2 of them for the day.

You plop off your shoes onto the kitchen floor, and set your counterfeit Louis Vuitton purse on the counter. Shhhh no one knows! "Marshall!!! You call out. "I'm in here honey! On our bed" you hear him exclaim back at you. You walk into your room sullen and exhausted from what you consider to be an honorable day's work. Maybe Marshall will give you a nice back rub?

"Hi baby, ugh Im so tired" you exclaim at your ninth husband. "Nine husbands..." you sigh to yourself hoping this one will finally stick. As soon as you turn on the light of the room you let out a loud gasp! Marshall is naked on the bed: face down, ass up in the air, Marshall spreading his cheeks using both hands meanwhile his head is buried beneath the sheets.

"BABE what on earth is going on here? Whats this?" You retort at your newest hubby. "Look babe all this drama got me thinkin, maybe we could mix it up in the bedroom a bit?" You think :( okay this could be fun! You sit down on the bed and start rubbing Marshall's booty noticing its all oiled up with those rubbing oils you bought at the Wiccan shop last week.

"Why don't you paint me like one of your French girls?" You mockingly tell Marshall. "Not this again babe. You know Im not into this romance stuff. I told you... no more movie references otherwise you're getting the headlock." He says back. "Here.... Lay down, close your eyes and let me do all the work." Says Marshall. You think he mighr surprise you by maybe kissing your neck gently but no. A minute goes by, then five.... you open your eyes.

Marshall is squatting above your head. You stare eye to eye with his man hole. "Babe what are you doing!" You yell. "Come onnn hun you know I can only get off by ass gasms. I enemaed and prolapsed before you got here!!! All of a sudden Marshall puhes as hard as he can and his sphincter untucks itself from its dark space. Marshall has essentially pushed his ass inside out and now its right above you. Dripping with anal precum and quakeing with joy. "Babe I'm expelling all the contents of my bowels into your mouth. All of my guts are going in that mouth of yours, otherwise its the headlock for you." Says your commanding husband.

Marshall then proceeds to scream in joy as he has an anal orgasm right into your mouth. Cum, blood and guts squirt out of his anus into yor mouth. You both love this.
 
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Was reading about female pirates. There was Anne Bonny, Mary Read, and a Chinese one who's name I've forgotten.

Melinda do you genuinely believe the farms are all evil? We have doxxed pedophiles, rapists, etc so that must be a good thing, no?
 
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jellycar said:
Was reading about female pirates. There was Anne Bonny, Mary Read, and a Chinese one who's name I've forgotten.

Melinda do you genuinely believe the farms are all evil? We have doxxed pedophiles, rapists, etc so that must be a good thing, no?
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Melinda confirmed my post - she is thirsty AF. She is trolling here for a little attention, and maybe a new Ukrainian-American bf, or at least FWB.

Post-wall cougars are insatiable - pay her airfare and babysitter, find out yourself!
 
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Just got back from work and Melinda is LARPing as a pirate. Maybe shes hanging around the Fake Jews and acting like one because she thinks the One Piece is in one of the mountains her group inhabits.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
I still don't believe it said that he was an accountant earlier in the thread.
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@Marshall-Law can't even manage to wipe other men's cum off his lips before making an internet tough guy video. We aren't dealing with Alberg Rosenstein here. He obviously can't count since anyone who could would realize that some skank with more ex husbands than braincells isn't marriage material. Andrew, Marshall, and Melinda are all perfect for each other and I hope they spend the rest of their lives flinging shit at each other and posting it on the internet for me to laugh at. Their retarded ass cult could sustain a community thread into the new Willennium if half the members are half as big of lolcows these three.

It is pretty funny to know that Marshall sits around playing vidya all day. Thanks for that you autist.
 
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There once was a man named Null, who was King of the Farms. He had fame, power, and l33t skillz beyond your wildest dreams. Before they hung him from the gallows, these were the final words he said:

"My fortune is not yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first. I left everything I own in CWC wiki."

Ever since, Melinda from Israel, Virginia set sail for the Grand Farms, searching for her Torah, the jew treasure that would make her gentile dreams come true!

YO!
Ya-yo, ya-yo!

Dreamin'! Don't give it up, Melinda!
Dreamin'! Don't give it up, Mitchell!
Dreamin'! Don't give it up, Jew!
Dreamin'!
Don't give it give it up give it up give it up give it up give it up give it up give it UP!

Here's how the story goes, we find out
'bout a treasure in the Grand Farm, there's no doubt
The jewess pirate whose eye is on it, she'll sing
I'll be Queen of the Farms, I'm gonna be Queen! Take a shekel to the eye and let's all sing!

Ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo... oh-ho...

Her name is Melinda
(That's Melinda L Scott!)
Gonna be queen of the pirates!
She's made of rubber!
(How did that happen goyim?)
Yo-ho-ho, she took a bite of Gum Gum!

Ya-yo, ya-yo...

His name's Mitchell, he's just like a gay samurai
And a G-O-D YHWH's not shy
The jew pirate crew, comin' through, doin' their thing
With the queen of the pirates, she's gonna be queen!

Ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo, oh-ho...

Set sail for One Piece!
It's the name of YHWH
In the Grand Forum!
Ya-yo, ya-yo...
Set sail for One Piece!
 
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jellycar said:
There once was a man named Null, who was King of the Farms. He had fame, power, and l33t skillz beyond your wildest dreams. Before they hung him from the gallows, these were the final words he said:

"My fortune is not yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first. I left everything I own in CWC wiki."

Ever since, Melinda from Israel, Virginia set sail for the Grand Farms, searching for her Torah, the jew treasure that would make her gentile dreams come true!

YO!
Ya-yo, ya-yo!

Dreamin'! Don't give it up, Melinda!
Dreamin'! Don't give it up, Mitchell!
Dreamin'! Don't give it up, Jew!
Dreamin'!
Don't give it give it up give it up give it up give it up give it up give it up give it UP!

Here's how the story goes, we find out
'bout a treasure in the Grand Farm, there's no doubt
The jewess pirate whose eye is on it, she'll sing
I'll be Queen of the Farms, I'm gonna be Queen! Take a shekel to the eye and let's all sing!

Ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo... oh-ho...

Her name is Melinda
(That's Melinda L Scott!)
Gonna be queen of the pirates!
She's made of rubber!
(How did that happen goyim?)
Yo-ho-ho, she took a bite of Gum Gum!

Ya-yo, ya-yo...

His name's Mitchell, he's just like a gay samurai
And a G-O-D YHWH's not shy
The jew pirate crew, comin' through, doin' their thing
With the queen of the pirates, she's gonna be queen!

Ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo, oh-ho...

Set sail for One Piece!
It's the name of YHWH
In the Grand Forum!
Ya-yo, ya-yo...
Set sail for One Piece!
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My favorite part is that you called Marshall "Mitchell" in every verse, because Marshall is so irrelevant no one should get his name right.
 
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KookiesNKreem said:
Trump was successful. You're not. You don't have the leeway or excuse. And replying to everything with images and gifs only makes you look too dumb to make a cohesive argument in text.
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Trump just sealed America's fate. Media Persia Is prophesied to invade Babylon. New Babylon is going to get crushed by Iran which is ? History repeats itself:your former ancestors thought they could kill YHUH:you and your children will be utterly fucking burned alive. None of your bloodline will survive and no body will every remember America again. The world will rejoice in the destruction of America. You time is short. Even american citizens rejoice at the thought of this nations destruction. This wicked and corrupt nation will be burned. Americas own people write songs about it. Amazing
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Welcome to #WebbyWednesday! "Babylon Burning" by Chris Webby feat. Jitta On The Track. Produced by JP On Da Track. Available now: https://foundation-media.ff...
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Marshall-Law said:
Trump just sealed America's fate. Media Persia Is prophesied to invade Babylon. New Babylon is going to get crushed by Iran which is ? History repeats itself:your former ancestors thought they could kill YHUH:you and your children will be utterly fucking burned alive. None of your bloodline will survive and no body will every remember America again. The world will rejoice in the destruction of America. You time is short. Even american citizens rejoice at the thought of this nations destruction. This wicked and corrupt nation will be burned. Americas own people write songs about it. Amazing
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Chris Webby - Babylon Burning (feat. Jitta On The Track)

Welcome to #WebbyWednesday! "Babylon Burning" by Chris Webby feat. Jitta On The Track. Produced by JP On Da Track. Available now: https://foundation-media.ff...
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You are a very violent little man, you know that? You've either got some fucked up views of the Torah or the worst case of short man's syndrome ever. Probably both.

Have you considered streaming? If you sit on your ass all day playing video games, you might as well try to make some cash off it. Who knows: you might even be able to yell at more people about the glory of Yahooey. DSP still gets donors, so you've got a chance!
 
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KookiesNKreem said:
You are a very violent little man, you know that? You've either got some fucked up views of the Torah or the worst case of short man's syndrome ever. Probably both.

Have you considered streaming? If you sit on your ass all day playing video games, you might as well try to make some cash off it. Who knows: you might even be able to yell at more people about the glory of Yahooey. DSP still gets donors, so you've got a chance!
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I know sound gamers and they recommended me to stream it to make cash. I will consider.
 
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From the annals of Tamar's pirate journal:

Friday, January 9th: Morning has just nearly come and as I attempted to sail away the pirate ships from Kiwi Farms tried to advance on me again. Each time I have left their port they send battallions after my ship. I saw evidence that they had attempted to raid the cabins of my boat and get into my children's quarters. There were large claw marks on the door. Fortunately they got no further than the front door. My slaves and firstborn loyal son kept them safe while I was upon the island.

I also found a man in armor on my ship this morning. He says he also visited the island. He wears a clad iron mask but says he intends me no harm. His voice is familiar like Marshall's but he will not remove his mask to show me his face. He only states he wishes to join me in battle against their ships. I shared my bread with him. He told me he could tell I was a Jewish Gypsy by the taste of it.

Their king appeared on one of their vessels. I have not seen him on the island much. He appeared to be angry at the man who wears the armor.

My study of the island is complete and I had hoped to sail on without further attacks from their ships. It looks as though their ships travel out after boats to launch new attacks. It will be difficult to hide my ship but 2 days ago I found a secret passage that leads to where they cannot find me. Their boats are very wide and the passage does not allow for the width of their boats. The found an old book in my library with a map of the passage. I hope the battle today to be short... and to make it back to my port before Sabbath


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TamarYaelBatYah said:
From the annals of Tamar's pirate journal:

Friday, January 9th: Morning has just nearly come and as I attempted to sail away the pirate ships from Kiwi Farms tried to advance on me again. Each time I have left their port they send battallions after my ship. I saw evidence that they had attempted to raid the cabins of my boat and get into my children's quarters. There were large claw marks on the door. Fortunately they got no further than the front door. My slaves and firstborn loyal son kept them safe while I was upon the island.

I also found a man in armor on my ship this morning. He says he also visited the island. He wears a clad iron mask but says he intends me no harm. His voice is familiar like Marshall's but he will not remove his mask to show me his face. He only states he wishes to join me in battle against their ships. I shared my bread with him. He told me he could tell I was a Jewish Gypsy by the taste of it.

Their king appeared on one of their vessels. I have not seen him on the island much. He appeared to be angry at the man who wears the armor.

My study of the island is complete and I had hoped to sail on without further attacks from their ships. It looks as though their ships travel out after boats to launch new attacks. It will be difficult to hide my ship but 2 days ago I found a secret passage that leads to where they cannot find me. Their boats are very wide and the passage does not allow for the width of their boats. The found an old book in my library with a map of the passage. I hope the battle today to be short... and to make it back to my port before Sabbath
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I didn't knew KF is some kind of roleplay forum till now.

This thread is gold. So much lulz.
 
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