TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

God that RLM thread that Goldmark made reeked of some of the most annoying shit on the internet, which is people who act like they are super smart and get smug over knowing something thinking it is information only accessible to them. Doesn't help this guy tries to constantly act like he's owning idiots online while acting like a bigger fool himself.
 
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ScatmansWorld said:
Seems according to Tony, The Rise of Skywalker is a colossal mess and he misses daddy Rian Johnson.

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“Rise Of Skywalker has quite a bit of good stuff in it here and there, but overall it's a colossal fucking mess. Tries SO HARD to satisfy everyone that it'll likely end up satisfying no one. Please come back Rian.”
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Bet he wishes he watched cats instead
 
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Why doesn't he at least wash his face before doing a video? He looks so fucking greasy it's like he stuck his head in a vat of Vaseline. Bathe, you freak.
 
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#FreeWelder on Twitter

“This thread was not my finest hour and I'm not proud of it. I'll probably delete all or most of it soon. But Goddamn it, one too many malcontented sealion made me snap. Don't bug people with uninvited contrarianism. It's fucking rude.”
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I don't think so Tony. :)

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“The same people who complain that Leia saving her own life in TLJ "looks like Mary Poppins" apparently had no problems with Luke Skywalker looking like fucking Tarzan https://t.co/t4JrBoT8L6”
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Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us? on Twitter

“...Yeah. It is. The game is rigged, dude. Disney owns the world. The more you bitch about them, the more they profit. Look, I get it. Active protest is more fun than passive protest, and you don't like being told that active protest doesn't work. But it doesn't. Deal with it...
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"Active protest doesn't work Hong Kong stop trying to fight for your rights!"
 
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ScatmansWorld said:
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#FreeWelder on Twitter

“This thread was not my finest hour and I'm not proud of it. I'll probably delete all or most of it soon. But Goddamn it, one too many malcontented sealion made me snap. Don't bug people with uninvited contrarianism. It's fucking rude.”
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I don't think so Tony. :)

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#FreeWelder on Twitter

“The same people who complain that Leia saving her own life in TLJ "looks like Mary Poppins" apparently had no problems with Luke Skywalker looking like fucking Tarzan https://t.co/t4JrBoT8L6”
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Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us? on Twitter

“...Yeah. It is. The game is rigged, dude. Disney owns the world. The more you bitch about them, the more they profit. Look, I get it. Active protest is more fun than passive protest, and you don't like being told that active protest doesn't work. But it doesn't. Deal with it...
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"Active protest doesn't work Hong Kong stop trying to fight for your rights!"
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Twitter is, bar none, the worse place to have a discussion or argument, the formatting is all over the place. Everything is too short for a longer thought out idea, people can block each other willy nilly, and to see the actual beginning or end, you have to hope the shitty tweet chain thing caught it. Which is why its perfect for spergs like Tony, it allows him to manufacture the "ha I got em" moments, while conveniently culling the moments they get called out on their bullshit.

For people who keep pushing the whole "if you don't like it, don't talk about it", Tony and his ilk seem drawn to criticisms of their precious TLJ, and won't let it go that somebody doesn't like their space capeshit.
 
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Goldman's profile picture is so inaccurately flattering that the head doesn't fit right on the body. Whatever exceptional fan drew him gave him broad shoulders and made him tall and fit instead of the hairy little grease gnome that he is IRL. The head is barely more accurate. A strong chin he doesn't have a normal nose instead of a hooked one and balding Fabio long hair with a nice thick wave instead of balding hobo greasy limp lanks.

I get why. Even taking out the expected flattery of a fan idiot/commissioned artist, any accurate depiction of Goldmark is going to end up looking like WW2 Nazi antisemitic propaganda.

That's my only contribution to the thread for now. Tony is gross and I would not have sex with him if I were the most desperate gay man alive.

Please continue telling us how ROS sucks but TLJ was totally worth defending and smearing the people who disliked it, Tony.
 
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AnOminous said:
Why doesn't he at least wash his face before doing a video? He looks so fucking greasy it's like he stuck his head in a vat of Vaseline. Bathe, you freak.
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Laziness and comfort in his own greasy filth. Simple as that. He's so used to not bathing regularly or practicing simple personal hygiene that it has become normal for him. Not just normal, but comfortable. It's bad enough that he can't even wash his face before making a video, but he also goes out in public like this. Imagine saving up every last dime that you can to take your family to Disneyland. You get in line for one of the rides with your wife and kids, excited to enjoy an experience that only Disney can provide. You take your place in the line, and then the smell assaults your senses. You turn around to see what is causing the terrible BO smell only to realize you're standing in line next to Skidmark. And you're going to be there next to him, smelling him, for possibly two hours depending on what ride it is and how busy the park is that day.

ScatmansWorld said:
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#FreeWelder on Twitter

“This thread was not my finest hour and I'm not proud of it. I'll probably delete all or most of it soon. But Goddamn it, one too many malcontented sealion made me snap. Don't bug people with uninvited contrarianism. It's fucking rude.”
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I don't think so Tony. :)

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#FreeWelder on Twitter

“The same people who complain that Leia saving her own life in TLJ "looks like Mary Poppins" apparently had no problems with Luke Skywalker looking like fucking Tarzan https://t.co/t4JrBoT8L6”
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Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us? on Twitter

“...Yeah. It is. The game is rigged, dude. Disney owns the world. The more you bitch about them, the more they profit. Look, I get it. Active protest is more fun than passive protest, and you don't like being told that active protest doesn't work. But it doesn't. Deal with it...
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"Active protest doesn't work Hong Kong stop trying to fight for your rights!"
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What is a "malcontented sealion"? I don't get it.

And there is a huge difference between Luke pulling a Tarzan with a grappling hook and line, and Leia going full Superman in fucking SPACE after having just experience catastrophic decompression and being sucked out into total vacuum. Her guts should have been hanging in a line out of her mouth at best, or her being a floating cloud of flash-frozen gore at worst. And that doesn't even address a whole new Force power being pulled out of the script writer's ass for that scene.

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Twitter is, bar none, the worse place to have a discussion or argument, the formatting is all over the place. Everything is too short for a longer thought out idea, people can block each other willy nilly, and to see the actual beginning or end, you have to hope the shitty tweet chain thing caught it. Which is why its perfect for spergs like Tony, it allows him to manufacture the "ha I got em" moments, while conveniently culling the moments they get called out on their bullshit.

For people who keep pushing the whole "if you don't like it, don't talk about it", Tony and his ilk seem drawn to criticisms of their precious TLJ, and won't let it go that somebody doesn't like their space capeshit.
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Social media and mobile devices have crippled rational discourse and healthy personal interactions. You can't debate with anyone anymore because now they believe you're personally attacking them by simply disagreeing with them. It's become nearly impossible to have a healthy conversation with someone because they're so used to communicating with their phones.
 
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The Dude said:
What is a "malcontented sealion"? I don't get it.
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A reference to a comic where a racist lady gets accosted by a sealion after saying how much she hates them, and makes no effort to apologize while he keeps badgering her to either explain herself or apologize. He's rude and never leaves her alone, but not nearly as aggressive as her.

These people hate the sealion more than the racist lady.
 
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A Random said:
A reference to a comic where a racist lady gets accosted by a sealion after saying how much she hates them, and makes no effort to apologize while he keeps badgering her to either explain herself or apologize. He's rude and never leaves her alone, but not nearly as aggressive as her.

These people hate the sealion more than the racist lady.
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Reminds me of Christian propaganda films like Deception of a Generation (just watched the DVD-R Hell episodes by Brad Jones). The premise of the film is that the toy companies and cartoon creators are trying to brainwash children into occultism and homosexuality via subliminal messages in toys and cartoons, so good Christians shouldn't allow their children to watch the shows or play with the toys. They claim that children can't tell the difference between reality and fantasy, and when they play with the toys they believe they actually are these characters when they reenact scenes from the show with their toys. Throughout the film they keep bringing up the actions of the VILLAINS and evidence of this brainwashing. They focused so much on what the villains were doing instead of realizing the kids recognize that what the bad guys are doing is BAD and NOT want to do what the villains do.

So basically what I'm saying is, despite Tony discounting all white Christians as irrational idiots, he and other SJWs are equally irrational idiots.
 
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A reference to a comic where a racist lady gets accosted by a sealion after saying how much she hates them, and makes no effort to apologize while he keeps badgering her to either explain herself or apologize. He's rude and never leaves her alone, but not nearly as aggressive as her.

These people hate the sealion more than the racist lady.
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It's always amusing to me how hard woke people like Tony identify with and side with a blatant, unapologetic racist and meme themselves in her position, because they hate justifying their positions that much.
 
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One false move, baby, suddenly everything's ruined on Twitter

“Wow whataboutism is really all these people have huh”
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“"If you don't denounce EVERY bad person then it makes YOU a bad person!"”
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Remember these tweets when Tony starts dragging someone on Twitter because their uncle's father's sister's cousin second times removed said a no no word or had a wrong opinion on Star Wars.

Also, surprise cameo appearance by Linkara!

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“@tonygoldmark It also betrays that they're boomers, because who the hell in 2020 recognizes Ron Howard as fricking Opie?”
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TheImportantFart said:
And I'll bet he was one of those people who kicked up a stink over that "Punch Anita Sarkeesian in the Face" game. Fucking hypocrite.

And he's butthurt about Ricky Gervais. What a surprise.
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The divide between leftists who might occasionally make a good point and leftists who will absolutely never make a good point can be determined by who got butthurt over Ricky Gervais's roast of Hollywood.
 
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Looks like Tony got noticed by his greatest role model the Robert of Filmography
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