Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

[Jaded Optimist]

@Marshall-Law do you keep forgetting that you got accidentally admitted it was you? Or do you think you are being clever and you keep saying you aren't Marshall because you go by your exceptional Jew name?

 

[Baby Yoda]

It was good. I wasn't distracted by Kiwi Farms today at work so that was a relief to be able to give my full

So what will you do with the rest of the evening, and do you have any weekend plans?

 

[Marshall Castersen]

I was trained by ex russian Special forces who are the best in the world. That patch I earned and is my achievement for my training. Its equivalent to a black belt. I care not about politics or world affairs. Russian Spetnaz are the best hand to hand combat practitioners across the earth. I am honored to receive their training. It's so good the CIA hired russian defectors to train their field agents. You think Jason Bourn is good on in the movies? I can do that in real life. Killing is a art.

You are so autistic.

Hi Marshall. How was work today?

Please I have I have a IQ of 127. Might be higher cause I took it ihe 9th grade. GTFO

@Marshall-Law do you keep forgetting that you got accidentally admitted it was you? Or do you think you are being clever and you keep saying you aren't Marshall because you go by your exceptional Jew name?

Never admitted anything. Your making assumptions from your own preconcieved ideas based from your own bias imagination. But you have no facts just accusations. It's nothing more than a notion or a hunch.

You went from Spetsnaz/Navy Seal Millionaire Astronaut Spy to autistic gamer in under a week.

I never said I was spetnaz.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

So what will you do with the rest of the evening, and do you have any weekend plans?

Well tomorrow and Friday I hope to see 3 or 4 movies. Also I plan on buying 3 video games from Walmart for Nintendo Switch. I'm thinking of buying the remake of the old Zelda game on the switch that came out last year, as well as Luigi's mansion 3. and i'll try to find a 3rd game to buy (maybe the pokemon pikachu one)

I bought 4 books earlier this week and I plan on buying around 5 books tomorrow.

I am just about to start planning for my live video teaching for my friends and followers this Saturday regarding my controversial view that: a).The god, Baal, is YHWH, and should be worshipped, and my plans to rewrite the entire Bible with Baal added back in (since I have discovered irrefutable evidence the scribes censored the name of Baal and removed positive references to Baal all throughout the Bible).
b).The name YHWH/Yahweh/Yahwah (He Is), also known as Ayah (I Am) comes from the Akkadian god, Ea, which ultimately comes from the pagan god, Enki. Thus, my controversial view is that the name YHWH has its origin in the pagan god, Enki of the Sumerian/Mesopotamian religion. I will be presenting this to my subscribers on youtube and I hope people will find it very insightful what I have discovered.

Tonight will be a mixture of watching "videos", watching the Simpsons via Disney plus, perhaps doing a little Baal prep work, but that's about it. also laughing at pirate lady.

I noticed the pirate story in the other thread. Instead of doing other stuff, I wanted to get in on the pirate stuff. Here's some funny pirate renditions of this drama involving me, Melinda, and Marshall:

Me and Melinda during the Summer of 2019 when Melinda was single and I sent her all that money: Video 1

Showdown on Kiwi Farms (Barbosa is Marshall, Elizabeth is Melinda, and Jack is me; the others are Kiwi Farms members): Video 2

Commodore Marshall and Elizabeth Swan vs Captain Andrew: Video 3

What its like with me and women in general: Video 4

 

[Baby Yoda]

Well tomorrow and Friday I hope to see 3 or 4 movies. Also I plan on buying 3 video games from Walmart for Nintendo Switch. I'm thinking of buying the remake of the old Zelda game on the switch that came out last year, as well as Luigi's mansion 3. and i'll try to find a 3rd game to buy (maybe the pokemon pikachu one)

I bought 4 books earlier this week and I plan on buying around 5 books tomorrow.
lady.

How much money did you spend on the new books? Nice, I watched the first couple episodes of the Simpsons on Disney Plus with my old lady the other night. I love that show. Especially Monty Burns.

Please I have I have a IQ of 127. Might be higher cause I took it ihe 9th grade. GTFO

Your IQ is so high you can't even figure out when to use A or An. Wow, Melinda really settled for a genius.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

How much money did you spend on the new books? Nice, I watched the first couple episodes of the Simpsons on Disney Plus with my old lady the other night. I love that show. Especially Monty Burns.

Im loving the show but i don't watch it as often as I want to. I want to watch every season. And i'm new to the show so I started from the beginning. I'm only in season 2.

I spent $390 on 4 books. And I will spend about another $300 on 6 more books tomorrow.

 

[Deadpool]

I just heard on the grapevine that Andrew got a call from the FBI yesterday. He actually complained about me to them. His biggest complaint against me was I mailed his mother a dildo. The FBI told him it's not against the law to mail his mother a dildo and the FBI agent told him to deal with it.He maintain a profession composer but sounded like he wanted to laugh. The agent said he could not verify if Andrew's fake profiles were his but he forwarded the info to the department of cyber stalking and will find out who sent the emails.

I heard on the grapevine that your name is Marshall Casterson, and that you're a faggot ween who should kill himself.

I'm pretty sure the FBI are sick of you all by now.

I was trained by ex russian Special forces who are the best in the world. That patch I earned and is my achievement for my training. Its equivalent to a black belt. I care not about politics or world affairs. Russian Spetnaz are the best hand to hand combat practitioners across the earth. I am honored to receive their training. It's so good the CIA hired russian defectors to train their field agents. You think Jason Bourn is good on in the movies? I can do that in real life. Killing is a art.

Marine hand to hand combat sucks even if you were a marine. Marines are not even top tier. Thet have over inflated egos from their brainwashing and it gets them killed all the time. I actually fought a marine before and I wasnt impressed at all.

See above image.

Please I have I have a IQ of 127. Might be higher cause I took it ihe 9th grade. GTFO

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok "Not Marshall"

 

[Sukeban]

Im loving the show but i don't watch it as often as I want to. I want to watch every season. And i'm new to the show so I started from the beginning. I'm only in season 2.

I spent $390 on 4 books. And I will spend about another $300 on 6 more books tomorrow.

How did you manage to go so long without watching the Simpsons? I feel like that's been a cultural mainstay for at least, what, 25 years now.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Marshall Cast never been on this thread.

How about Marshall Scott, has he been on this thread? I bet the only reason he keeps lying about being marshall is because melinda would be pissed if she found out he started this recent drama and shes gullible enough to believe him

Not marshall:






Also Not marshall:

 

[Baby Yoda]

How about Marshall Scott, has he been on this thread? I bet the only reason he keeps lying about being marshall is because melinda would be pissed if she found out he started this recent drama and shes gullible enough to believe him

Not marshall:

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These are the kinds of posts that make coming back to da farmz a great joy. Always love some juicy new information and evidence.

So.... I was right, Marshall is also a deadbeat wage slave and uses "but conspiracy theories tho" as an excuse not to provide for his family. Marshall, just because it is mainstream doesn't mean its wrong. There's a reason why society works a specific way.

Lol I also saw that Marshall Scott fb account yesterday. He says he is some sort of Redpilled Dudebro, yet took his wife's last name. Hey @Marshall-Law, does Melinda make you tendies while you play X Box?

Melinda definitely wears the pants in that household.

 

[Czolg]

This is a simulation of what would happen on a battlefield against Kiwifarms. Any kiwi fags want to challenge me on Call of Duty mobile come and get slaughtered.

I see, so your delusions of being some kind of super soldier marine come from playing shitty mobile games. That explains a lot.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

In real life all of Marshall's totally real fightin' man stories probably end the same way: "And then the guy pinned Marshall down and fucked him up the ass. Funny thing was, Marshall sure didn't seem to be resisting very hard..."

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

How did you manage to go so long without watching the Simpsons? I feel like that's been a cultural mainstay for at least, what, 25 years now.

We didnt have cable growing up. We also watched mainly the wB network
Eventually when we did get cable we stuck with nick and cartoon network. I also had the impressions simpsons was an inappropriate show comparable to family guy and south park so i avoided it for that reason. But i completely misjudged simpsons after all these years of being ignorant of it.

 

[Sukeban]

We didnt have cable growing up. We also watched mainly the wB network
Eventually when we did get cable we stuck with nick and cartoon network. I also had the impressions simpsons was an inappropriate show comparable to family guy and south park so i avoided it for that reason. But i completely misjudged simpsons after all these years of being ignorant of it.

Interesting. Are there any other shows you plan to watch after Simpsons?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Interesting. Are there any other shows you plan to watch after Simpsons?

Nothing planned at the moment but i do plan on watching other shows
Maybe eventually game of thrones. i havent watched a single episode of GoT

 

[Marshall Castersen]

Nothing planned at the moment but i do plan on watching other shows
Maybe eventually game of thrones. i havent watched a single episode of GoT

I'm not Marshall Castersen get over it. I have other accounts on here too. I am a intelligence analysis. I am gathering data on neo-nazis so they can get suicide. You have been infection with a new type of virus. My writtings are encrypted to activate the viruses. When you read my posts and my writtings your brain sets off a frequency that will modify the DNA structure of your red blood cells that will turn into viruses that will affect your immune system. Your body will turn HIV positive because the virus will eventually lose its ability to fight off infections and your entire immune system will deteriorate into nothing. The brain frequencies also disrupts your amygdola and cortex. It will cause you to have manic depression so bad you will hate youself so much you will commit suicide. Which ever comes first your all going to die. Hahahaha

 

[Baby Yoda]

I am a intelligence analysis.

Still haven't learned when to use A or An I see. Would it be possible for you to make a Jewtube video conveying your thoughts? I have gathered that it is much easier to understand what you are trying to say when your word is spoken and not written. Even then, I can barely understand your incoherent babbling.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

so they can get suicide

You have been infection

writtings

youself

Did Melinda beat you extra hard last night or is the meth affecting your brain worse then usual?

 

[talk talk talk]

I'm not Marshall Castersen get over it. I have other accounts on here too. I am a intelligence analysis. I am gathering data on neo-nazis so they can get suicide. You have been infection with a new type of virus. My writtings are encrypted to activate the viruses. When you read my posts and my writtings your brain sets off a frequency that will modify the DNA structure of your red blood cells that will turn into viruses that will affect your immune system. Your body will turn HIV positive because the virus will eventually lose its ability to fight off infections and your entire immune system will deteriorate into nothing. The brain frequencies also disrupts your amygdola and cortex. It will cause you to have manic depression so bad you will hate youself so much you will commit suicide. Which ever comes first your all going to die. Hahahaha

Praise Yooey-Hooey!

 

[Czolg]

I'm not Marshall Castersen get over it. I have other accounts on here too. I am a intelligence analysis. I am gathering data on neo-nazis so they can get suicide. You have been infection with a new type of virus. My writtings are encrypted to activate the viruses. When you read my posts and my writtings your brain sets off a frequency that will modify the DNA structure of your red blood cells that will turn into viruses that will affect your immune system. Your body will turn HIV positive because the virus will eventually lose its ability to fight off infections and your entire immune system will deteriorate into nothing. The brain frequencies also disrupts your amygdola and cortex. It will cause you to have manic depression so bad you will hate youself so much you will commit suicide. Which ever comes first your all going to die. Hahahaha

Inteligence analityst, marine, follower of Yahoowah, professional gamer, deadbeat dad. Goddamn, you sure are man of renaissance.