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Tasty Tatty said:
Their relationship is exactly what the book depicts: a stupid woman ends up being abused by a control freak with a messy personal life. And the readers/subscribers believe it's just role playing because they're as stupid as these two.
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Uh it's BDSM, normie! You wouldn't get it...

Petronella said:
Something I find really interesting about Greg and June's dynamic is that, for all the hate they give 50 Shades, they've pretty much cribbed their whole dynamic from it, or at least the illusion of it.
Shy uwu girl, virginal to the point of being asexual, meets older Chad with god-tier sexual skills who unlocks her inner sub?
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But iirc didn't she own up to getting blacked on the reg before Greg? Has she been downplaying that lately?
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
Shoe's not a sub. She's a doormat.

Greg's not a dom. He's an abusive asshole.
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Based on what's public about them, Greg seems like more of a neglectful asshole than an abusive one. He halfheartedly plays the boyfriend role for their fantards when he's not off trolling for strange tranny dick and making excuses for why they can't move in together or get married yet.

You're dead right about June though.
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
Based on what's public about them, Greg seems like more of a neglectful asshole than an abusive one. He halfheartedly plays the boyfriend role for their fantards when he's not off trolling for strange tranny dick and making excuses for why they can't move in together or get married yet.

You're dead right about June though.
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Anyone that enthusiastic about being a sub means they are trying to chase that as an identity which means in reality she is just a sad dumb ho.
 
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Absolutego said:
June continues to look jaundiced as all hell while Greg does his best Mike Stoklasa impression.
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Ah, another case of "Expectations vs. Reality."

His expectations: He's as funny as Mike Stoklasa

His reality: He's as funny as the Nostalgia Critic.

The clip of him fake-sobbing was crinnnnnngey. I can't watch the rest of the video, lol.
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
Based on what's public about them, Greg seems like more of a neglectful asshole than an abusive one. He halfheartedly plays the boyfriend role for their fantards when he's not off trolling for strange tranny dick and making excuses for why they can't move in together or get married yet.

You're dead right about June though.
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That, and the fact that Greg is a narcissist, leads me to believe it’s fake as all fuck. Dom/big/master etc are all about how they “look after” their sub/little/slave. Usually it’s because they tend to have deep seated issues of being ignored/neglected themselves and swing hard the opposite way. You can’t be a neglectful narcissist and be a dom or whatever the hell Greg claims to be. If anything Shoe is the dom because she’s always going “mama June” on his retarded man child ass.
 
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Pistoleer said:
That, and the fact that Greg is a narcissist, leads me to believe it’s fake as all fuck. Dom/big/master etc are all about how they “look after” their sub/little/slave. Usually it’s because they tend to have deep seated issues of being ignored/neglected themselves and swing hard the opposite way. You can’t be a neglectful narcissist and be a dom or whatever the hell Greg claims to be. If anything Shoe is the dom because she’s always going “mama June” on his exceptional man child ass.
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The whole thing reeks of cope on June's part. Greg wants to fuck other people and keep her on the backburner while using her to promote his career and she came up with this "I'm not a cuck queen, it's cuz we have a fetish!" story to convince herself, probably while talking with one of these sex talk deviant podcasters she pals around with. Then Greg was like, "Yeah, sure. Let's go with that if it keeps you not whining and doing what I want."

She's in the straight female version of the friend zone, where she can be used for sex and as a status symbol without any real commitment.

The sad and pathetic thing is that for all her talk about progressive polyamory June desperately wants a stable relationship. If she didn't, she would have walked out on Greg for some other boytoy long ago. It would be really easy for her.
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
The whole thing reeks of cope on June's part. Greg wants to fuck other people and keep her on the backburner while using her to promote his career and she came up with this "I'm not a cuck queen, it's cuz we have a fetish!" story to convince herself, probably while talking with one of these sex talk deviant podcasters she pals around with. Then Greg was like, "Yeah, sure. Let's go with that if it keeps you not whining and doing what I want."

She's in the straight female version of the friend zone, where she can be used for sex and as a status symbol without any real commitment.

The sad and pathetic thing is that for all her talk about progressive polyamory June desperately wants a stable relationship. If she didn't, she would have walked out on Greg for some other boytoy long ago. It would be really easy for her.
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I’ve often wondered if that’s why she courted the more right of center side of her fans for a while. It’s almost like she realizes that men with conservative views tend to make more stable partners, which she obviously wants, but she’s too up her own ass with liberalism and troon love to do it.
 
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Pistoleer said:
I’ve often wondered if that’s why she courted the more right of center side of her fans for a while. It’s almost like she realizes that men with conservative views tend to make more stable partners, which she obviously wants, but she’s too up her own ass with liberalism and troon love to do it.
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Her love for trooning is relatively recent. She was accepting before, but her fascination with them is something I don't remember from her earlier Gamergate years. IICR, it all happened after she introduced her audience to her trans friend, one who used to be a woman and now it's a man (can't remember the name). They were quite loud about disliking loonies like Milo Stewart or Riley J. Denis.

I think what eventually changed her mind was Greg flirting with them, so Shoe had no other choice but accepting them too so she wouldn't be some petty girlfriend who was being cheated on. Deep inside, I know she knows they aren't women, that's why she's so open about Greg doing them, they aren't a threat to her.
 
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Pistoleer said:
I’ve often wondered if that’s why she courted the more right of center side of her fans for a while. It’s almost like she realizes that men with conservative views tend to make more stable partners, which she obviously wants, but she’s too up her own ass with liberalism and troon love to do it.
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Nigga, she makes videos that pander to emotionally stunted right-wingers because that's an easy way to get money on YouTube, not because she's yearning for Cletus's dick. Conservative outrage is easy to exploit.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
Her love for trooning is relatively recent. She was accepting before, but her fascination with them is something I don't remember from her earlier Gamergate years. IICR, it all happened after she introduced her audience to her trans friend, one who used to be a woman and now it's a man (can't remember the name). They were quite loud about disliking loonies like Milo Stewart or Riley J. Denis.

I think what eventually changed her mind was Greg flirting with them, so Shoe had no other choice but accepting them too so she wouldn't be some petty girlfriend who was being cheated on. Deep inside, I know she knows they aren't women, that's why she's so open about Greg doing them, they aren't a threat to her.
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Considering the addiction to Twitter, fake tits, and wig, June isn't that far from what Greg's fetishes anyway. She's basically the perfect beard for him.
 
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