DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[tzgnilki]

dave was playing 4 mobile games at the same time, it's the first i've heard of the marvel and ff games

final fantasy

dragon ball z

wrestling

some marvel game

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

My friends.

Dave will never go out in a blaze of glory like any respectful asshole.
He will not go out in a bang:

He won't even go out in a pathetic beta cuck whimper, as he monologues to 3 people for 55 cents:

No, he'll just sort of fade to dust:

We'll come to the farm one day, click on "DarkSydePhil" and all we'll see is:

 

[JustcallmeVi]

Be careful detractors, Phil is a tough guy who's ALMOST 6' tall! He'll push you so hard you'll put a dent in the wall (or fall in to some desks or whatever, depending on what specific minute Phil is telling the story).

Seriously though what kind of loser makes up tough guy stories about high school? Still I'm sure his perpetually bullied sped audience loves living vicariously through Phil's lies. One day they'll show those bullies in one big violent outburst like Phil. That always ends well.

He'll either push you so hard you'll dent the wall, or he'll call you a "fucking asshole" with such power in his voice that everyone in the room will agree and you'll see how much of a fucking loser you really are. Really though, this guy talks about his bully stories like he's fucking Rocky or Naruto or some other underdog shit that makes no fucking sense. He'd probably get thrown out of school if he dented the wall with another kid, ruining his chances of becoming Hoka-I mean Valedictorian.

I really came here to say my farewells, since Dark told me I had to be "creative" for two entire months and I can't make fun of him. It's such a shame that I won't be here to talk about how a measly 1 dollar is enough to start a boomer rant. Woe is me.

But for real though. Real Tawlk. This bait isn't even that fresh. Dude has been saying this stupid "just stop" nonsense for like a year or so. Bringing back some real MLB meltdown type memories for me. I hope everyone is ready for the next time "tips are slow", cause I am placing my bet now that there is gonna be a huge detractor rant when tips are less than 30 bucks. If not, I owe TheKatIsNowGone a sheckle

 

[Prince Lotor]

IDK why he just do the talking while playing the game, its fucking FFVI.

He has to read everything that appears in a text-box outloud in a rushed droning mumble, or as Phil calls it "voice-acting", because he has 1 blind fan who gives him a few dollars from his government assistance checks occasionally. I'm not even joking.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

41 minutes and still no gameplay holy shit.

Also sidenote, has he ever thought of instead of asking for money telling his viewers to share his videos and stuff to get more people to watch him.

Makes sense you know?

I doubt Phil wants more viewers or fans even. He has a very small following, yet those few drop big boy money on him.
I think he's aware if more people show up drama can happen, and there is a chance really vicious trolls could show up.

 

[Comma]

IDK why he just do the talking while playing the game, its fucking FFVI.

Because dumbasses keep asking him questions with money attached to them, so he stalls as long as possible.

 

[The Ancestor]

Why 2 months though? Seems kinda specific. If he had said something like 2 weeks or 1 month it’s kinda less weird sounding.
Is he banking on regular detractors watching/paying him during the tax begging season?

 

[LyteSydeByll]

DSP spent the last part of his first youtube video going "Huh I wonder how to recruit Strago..." "Strago isn't here..." starts a new recording and goes straight to the Fanatic tower and recruits Strago.

Dude also has the strategy guide in his lap and has flashed it to the camera. This is the weirdest stalling where he goes "I don't know what to do, I don't remember how to do..." then just magically the first thing he "tries" is it.

 

[actually]

DSP spent the last part of his first youtube video going "Huh I wonder how to recruit Strago..." "Strago isn't here..." starts a new recording and goes straight to the Fanatic tower and recruits Strago.

Dude also has the strategy guide in his lap and has flashed it to the camera. This is the weirdest stalling where he goes "I don't know what to do, I don't remember how to do..." then just magically the first thing he "tries" is it.

But of course FF6 is one of alllllllllllll-time favorite games and he played it a ton and loved it and cherished it.

But also he needs a guide and people telling him what to do to remember where everything is.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

But of course FF6 is one of alllllllllllll-time favorite games and he played it a ton and loved it and cherished it.

But also he needs a guide and people telling him what to do to remember where everything is.

There shouldn't be any stalling if there's literally a guide in his lap. If he wanted chat to handhold him with 50 bitch ears he shouldn't have brought it up and flashed it on the camera and prove how much of a hoarder he is to have a physical strategy guide from nearly 30 years ago

 

[Pargon]

Because dumbasses keep asking him questions with money attached to them, so he stalls as long as possible.

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@Gezkill I hope to fuck this is someone who's just lurking and happened to have swiped both your handle and your question.

Because otherwise you a bitchass nigga.

 

[actually]

There shouldn't be any stalling if there's literally a guide in his lap. If he wanted chat to handhold him with 50 bitch ears he shouldn't have brought it up and flashed it on the camera and prove how much of a hoarder he is to have a physical strategy guide from nearly 30 years ago

He has to do that weird thing where he pretends he's trying to figure it out himself so he can pretend to be a "real gamer". I think he also knows that he's still going to get cheers and tips telling him things to do, so he doesn't care about showing the guide.

 

[TheTractor]

So I'm playing a game and I have that shitty merchant that keep refusing growing his buisness or giving up.

 

[Salubrious]

I doubt Phil wants more viewers or fans even. He has a very small following, yet those few drop big boy money on him.
I think he's aware if more people show up drama can happen, and there is a chance really vicious trolls could show up.

He's been raided a couple times, and instead of giving them a warm welcome, he clams up and waits for them to leave.

 

[Comma]

 

[drgnkiller]

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Looking at the droopy face, I'd say Phil had a 4 stroke attack recently.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Why does Tevin delete his YouTube restreams so quickly dood, real tahk

He has a channel that automatically archives his full streams. Tenon Archiver

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

DSP spent the last part of his first youtube video going "Huh I wonder how to recruit Strago..." "Strago isn't here..." starts a new recording and goes straight to the Fanatic tower and recruits Strago.

Dude also has the strategy guide in his lap and has flashed it to the camera. This is the weirdest stalling where he goes "I don't know what to do, I don't remember how to do..." then just magically the first thing he "tries" is it.

This reminds me of a rather magical moment from his Dark Souls Redemption Run.
He was going through Sen's Fortress when he accidentally happens upon the hidden bonfire at the top. Now what's special about this was his reaction, he very genuinely expresses that he happened upon it by mistake and he didn't know what was there. This reaction was clearly much different from his other fake ones, like when he "found" the invisible wall that leads to The Great Hollow, or when he was pretending to fight the Orphan of Kos blind.
You could even compare/contrast to when he finds the hidden bonfire at the bottom of Blighttown, claiming that "Ah-ha! I remembered this!"
If you have the time, check out Pocok's TiHYDP of his Redemption Run, you'll eventually learn the difference between him lying and him actually being genuine.
The funniest example from that was him reacting to the murder of the Firelink Keeper before it actually happened. The man just loves holding himself as an expert, yet when someone calls him on his poor gameplay he'll harp on about "I'm not like those other guys who spend their entire lives playing Dark Souls nonstop!"

He has a channel that automatically archives his full streams. Tenon Archiver

Thanks, man.

 

[Shick]

He's been raided a couple times, and instead of giving them a warm welcome, he clams up and waits for them to leave.

"some things are more important than money, real talk"

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

Not only is it that bad everyday but it's also the same exact tracks everyday. Phil manually changes between them for some reason also instead of creating a playlist for them.

There was the time that those nudniks at Youtube somehow acksi-dental-lee messed up and detractor music started playing during one of his breaks. Sounds like Youtube's algorithms hate DSP as much as he hates them.