Eleanor Amaranth Lockhart / Luke Emory Armstrong Lockhart / BootlegGirl / Something Ellie / kushielsscion - Ex-communications professor, Amy Lee fan, wannabe game dev, excessive tweeter, inverse Pol Pot, has harassed an indie dev for over a year, "victim of Bernie bros"

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At least his hair looks completely dried out, as if he shampooed with borax, rather than his usual unwashed greasiness. That's an improvement, right?

And if he ever realizes what a terrible mistake he's made, and decides to detransition, he can go straight back to being a man, and nobody will ever misgender him. He's got that going for him!

(Okay, It's a gloriously sunny New Year's Day here, and I'm just trying to be optimistic and say nice things, no matter how hard I have to scrape to do so. I shall no doubt recommence shitposting in earnest before the morning is over.)
 
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She had some real drooling retard level anti-Sanders takes that were getting flamed to high fuck by online leftists rso be prepared for another glorious MovieBob/BootlegGirl Commiserate Through Dipshit Opinions on Politics crossover episode.
 
I get a kick out of seeing normies encountering one of our lolcows for the first time.

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God damn, his twitter is just an endless slog of droning nonsense. He has no filter and he never leaves the computer. Word salad after word salad on Star Wars and Bernie bad because he supports the white small town working class of LITERAL MURDERERS out to get the Stunning and Braves. Oh, and it's also his fault Trump won
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Luke is *so fcking tired*
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And for the hottest of hot takes, Bernie bros are apparently *salivating* for a civil war:
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I get a kick out of seeing normies encountering one of our lolcows for the first time.

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Really impressive to see someone have a take so purely delusional that Shoah Berlatsky seems relatively reasonable in response.
 
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He gets his naive, ill-informed hot takes “ripped apart” all the time, but never thinks hmm, maybe the problem is that I’m wrong and the entire rest of the world is right. No, everyone else is wrong for not accepting the expertise of a man with a factory-second chin.
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"Wow the reason the socialists and also the far right both come into my mentions to shit on my takes must be because of transphobia and bigotry and not because my takes are uniquely terrible" is one of the most common delusions I see on Twitter.

Also I just realized that she looks like one of the Von Erichs but somehow more inbred and mentally fucked up.

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If you showed that picture to an ordinary person on the street you would have zero difficulty convincing them that Luke was wearing a cheap wig and a flesh colored facemask. There's even clearly defined eyeholes.

It is kind of odd that Luke because less radical after transitioning. Or maybe more accurate to say single issue, where that single issue is "herd everyone together into Megacity 1."
 
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Also I just realized that she looks like one of the Von Erichs but somehow more inbred and mentally fucked up.
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okay, I'm never gonna be able to un-see that now.

luke's course is clear: take a shitload of steroids, get swole as fuck, set the delorean for dallas in 1984, and live happily ever after neck deep in cocaine and redneck pussy.

or it would work if he hadn't cut his dick off anyway.
 
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If you showed that picture to an ordinary person on the street you would have zero difficulty convincing them that Luke was wearing a cheap wig and a flesh colored facemask. There's even clearly defined eyeholes.

It is kind of odd that Luke because less radical after transitioning. Or maybe more accurate to say single issue, where that single issue is "herd everyone together into Megacity 1."
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I can't get over that crooked chin.
 
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Whats really weird is that all the sizable cities around him are college towns. Winona, Rochester, La Crosse, all of em. He's not exactly in the heart of Trumpsylvania here.
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He lives in a world of extremes. Everything is awful where he is right now, but when he moves to a city/moves to Asia/gets the next surgery, everything will be amazing. It’s his excuse for not doing anything practical to resolve his situation.

I guess that’s why he gets so pissy when people point out the flaws in his thinking and he can’t come up with an objective counterpoint. He’s invested in this insane fantasy. He doesn’t want to live in a world where he could use his qualifications to get a decent job, he wants a world where the only course is to become an anime schoolgirl NOW NOW NOW and move to Neo-Tokyo.
 
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This dumbshit lives in Winona, MN, which has daily Amtrak service to the Big City Chicago. For $46, this whiny fuck can literally be in the Loop in under six hours.
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Winona has a population of twenty-some thousand. That's not the tiny one-horse town Luke tries to make it out to be. I grew up in a town with a population less than a third that, and it was one of the biggest towns in the half of the state it was in.
 
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Trump ruined his life now? Does this mean Scott Benson and his Father are off the hook? Or was it a massive conspiracy where three evil men and an army of Twitter randos all work together day and day out to keep Ellie out of a city with subways?
 
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Luke is closing in on 600K tweets, just ticked past 599K with this one about his daily tweet limit* lol:
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If he accomplishes it by say, Saturday, that's 600,000 / 2362 = 254 tweets per day for six and a half years.

*Twitter limits you to 2400 tweets a day apparently.
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This implies he's hit the 2400 limit in the past-several times. Let's say he sleeps six hours a day. That's 133 tweets per hour. More than two tweets per minute. Even on his average day, he still tweets 14 times per hour.
I hear they have rehab for neet computer addicts in glorious Nippon so maybe he could benefit from the move after all.
 
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