The General Thread

[Tad Loaf]

I'm bothering to try to stick to a New Year's resolution I made for myself, to lose weight. It'll be tough, but I hope I can keep myself under less than 2000 calories a day, perhaps even go further than that if I must. Also need to go out on walks again, that helped me a lot.

You can make the most out of the walks if you go for them shortly after having a meal, helps a lot with digestion.

 

[Trilby]

You can make the most out of the walks if you go for them shortly after having a meal, helps a lot with digestion.

Thanks for the tip, I might see where I go with that later today when I'm downtown at a restaurant I like. Getting anywhere there requires a lot of walking.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I went out for a roll of Grizzly to 7-11, it's across from a check cashing place so it's quite the tard safari. Some bitch that looked like Estelle Costanza with a case of pissbeer got upset as I had to shine a laser pointer on the chaw I wanted for the fucktarded pajeet who's sold it to me hundreds of times.

I cracked a can, packed a hog and spit black right near her as she waddled out with a gleam in my eye.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Went in to work at 3pm. Had massive brainfog set in around 4:30. Thought it might’ve been due to a lack of exercise and a shit diet from the holidays. I felt like my muscles were aching and it was a level of fatigue I’ve never felt before.

Turns out that almost everyone in my family came down with the flu and didn’t bother to tell me it was anything other than a headache when I checked in. Now I’m pounding alkaseltzer. I’m proud to say I’ve never caught the flu in my life before, though. Was worried it was some kind of medication side-effect.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

You ever see a really cute anorexic girl and just wanna swaddle her up and gently feed her ensure?
Also


Dunno where else to put this but this chick looks like Trisha Paytas: https://mixer.com/lindsywood/mobile/profile

 

[muggerfugger]

Ever since i gained weight, and stopped being active, i have really bad hangovers. sucks.
i need to start working out again so that getting wasted is fun again.

 

[Digital Thunder]

I felt the urge to start compartmentalizing a lot of the stuff I want to do and translated it into a followable resolutions list a few days ago. I tried to make it in my best interests so I wouldn't get caught up thinking about things beyond my grasp too much, so it's comprised of lots of "little" things that at minimum would help me start feeling better.

Also I got a bunch of weebshit off eBay.

 

[Sundae]

 

[Trilby]

Seeing this was over a couple years ago, I feel a little down if she has already passed away.

Sure enough.
http://www.greenworldtv.co.uk/2017/11/01/worlds-oldest-wolf-dies/

Still, at least she got to experience a fuller life than most of her pack had.

 

[Dysnomia]

Last week I lost my green agate necklace. Today I lost my lucky coin. Tonight I found a pomegranate on the floor. I'm going to fucking die, aren't I?

 

[Trilby]

Yesterday I received a pillow I ordered off Amazon, one of those Sobakawa types (buckwheat hulls) to replace an old one I've used for too long. Love these pillows.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Nearly all the gay dudes around here have transformed themselves into a version of paymoneywubby. Brown hair, doughy face, poofy ferret hair, birth control glasses.

It's hard to look at.

 

[Diggingmyowngrave]

 

[Sundae]

 

[Pissmaster]

You know, Chariots of Fire really is a lovely piece but there's not a single person who can just enjoy it for what it is and not thinking of the olympics or like a fat guy chasing a flying donut or something

 

[Trilby]

You know, Chariots of Fire really is a lovely piece but there's not a single person who can just enjoy it for what it is and not thinking of the olympics or like a fat guy chasing a flying donut or something

I suppose that's what happens when we associate a tune to those sorts of things.

 

[AnOminous]

You know, Chariots of Fire really is a lovely piece but there's not a single person who can just enjoy it for what it is and not thinking of the olympics or like a fat guy chasing a flying donut or something

For all the Vangelis without the Olympics.

It sounds exactly the same for the first few seconds.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

I got this drink at Applebee's. It has a gummy shark.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I've been noticing more and more people with dog paw print tattoos is this a furry thing or something like that?

 

[???]

I've been noticing more and more people with dog paw print tattoos is this a furry thing or something like that?

It can mean 2 things: you either really like dogs or a particular dog, or - in the case of the bestiality community - REALLY like dogs.

Unrelated, I have a question for everyone. There is a random.txt quote wherein someone posts about propositioning his mother for sex. Who does this refer to?