Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,451 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,600
Toasty said:
#4 and #6 are especially precious.
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#2 & #7 I think are the most russtastic

welcome @WhaleOilBeefHooked, it’s easy to think he sees music, or writing, or whatever as a tool to get (free) pussy. And it seems like he really doesn’t like music, he only likes the most basic of music possible, and has no desire to see music or get gigs or do any of the minutiae people who actually like music do just as a creative outlet. He likes music about as much as he respects women (and for as much as he likes sex, he HATES women)

What it really seems to be is songwriting leads to famous singer’s pussy leads to FAMOUS Russell, even more than the pussy and the money (certainly not a desire to create anything again ever). Which gets him the one true prize - shoving it into bio family’s face, especially biotwin.

the first person iirc he wanted to sue was biotwin for not accepting him.
 
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nemesisAF said:
#2 & #7 I think are the most russtastic

welcome @WhaleOilBeefHooked, it’s easy to think he sees music, or writing, or whatever as a tool to get (free) pussy. And it seems like he really doesn’t like music, he only likes the most basic of music possible, and has no desire to see music or get gigs or do any of the minutiae people who actually like music do just as a creative outlet. He likes music about as much as he respects women (and for as much as he likes sex, he HATES women)

What it really seems to be is songwriting leads to famous singer’s pussy leads to FAMOUS Russell, even more than the pussy and the money (certainly not a desire to create anything again ever). Which gets him the one true prize - shoving it into bio family’s face, especially biotwin.

the first person iirc he wanted to sue was biotwin for not accepting him.
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I remember in the Allison letters, she asked him about trying to connect with local musicians and do gigs around his city to gain some experience and of course his response was basically that it was below him.

He really is the most detestable little worm.

He's literally said 70% of these when talking about why other people succeed but not him, especially when discussing other disabled people (who are also below him, of course).
 
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SwiftlyRuiningRussell said:
Russell confirming that he is, indeed, a loser. Lol’d at #9.

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He already said everything in this list! Well, maybe not the exact same words, for example, instead of saying ''I'll start tomorrow'', he keeps procrastinating and only writing titles for his ''songs'', or instead of saying ''I'm too tired'', he asked his manager to get out hours earlier to catch a bus, just because he didn't want to walk to his house.
The only thing he didn't do was getting drunk like the cartoon dude, ironically.
 
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DrainRedRain said:
He already said everything in this list! Well, maybe not the exact same words, for example, instead of saying ''I'll start tomorrow'', he keeps procrastinating and only writing titles for his ''songs'', or instead of saying ''I'm too tired'', he asked his manager to get out hours earlier to catch a bus, just because he didn't want to walk to his house.
The only thing he didn't do was getting drunk like the cartoon dude, ironically.
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The catching the bus thing wasn't to go home, it was to head into Nevada to see his "girlfriend"
 
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FernandoPooTragedy said:
I remember in the Allison letters, she asked him about trying to connect with local musicians and do gigs around his city to gain some experience and of course his response was basically that it was below him.
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Yeah Russ firmly believes he belongs in Hollywood right now now now and he's owed that. There's one (and ONLY one) time he's ever considered playing with others and that was for AGT.

He fully expected his slideshow to impress the judges so he posted an ad seeking band members and a singer for his second act which would have been to play his Heidi Klum song and woo her live on-air and presumably go home with her or whatever. It was supposed to be a one-off kind of thing, after which the band would be paid and go home. And since those bigots rejected him, it never happened and that's why we never got a studio Heidi song.

If you think about it, every Russ song has been intended as a one-and-done thing. One is all it takes to flatter a celebrity and then I guess just coast the rest of his life in a mansion with a weekly hooker allowance I suppose.
 
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nemesisAF said:
Except he wants his partners to be stunning, and his big fetish is GFE, so he can be seen in public with them. He does not want to have to fuck women he doesn’t find amazingly hot and would certainly hate to be seen with the same. Remember him flying the prostitute out from wherever and then not wanting to go thru with things by she wasn’t hot enough?
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Like I said: "realistic with his expectations. I.E.: women who are actually in his league, and not super models.

SpaceAce said:
Guys, guys, guys, wanna know what I did last weekend? I went out to the bar with the boys and we did like, a million shots because it was Doughy's b-day and anyway I met this absolutely SMOKING accountant. After a bit of the ol' charm and a few tequila induced blackouts we were back at my place and holy shit guys.
We did my taxes, we did her taxes and then we called up Bethany, you remember Bethany right? The blonde with the horse teeth? Anyway, we called her up and she came over with a bottle of Jack and then looked over our numbers and then guys you'll never believe it.
We did her taxes too
It was SO NUTS, then my neighbor actually came to the door and I thought he'd be super pissed but he just sort of smiled and remind me that I had some student loan carry over from last year that I could claim.

(My god I'm clearly fucking autistic, rate accordingly. I couldn't resist though)



While I agree that, North American society especially is totally obsessed with sex I have to say that I've never actually hear anyone (offline) brag about sex since college, and even in college people were raising eyebrows and just responding with things like "uh...okay?"

Even at parties it's not really something any of us talk about unless there's a really funny or weird story to go along with it, or someone is trying to get pregnant I suppose.

Online the only people who seem to obsess are incels and teenagers, both of which have too much free time and too little life experience to understand that there is life beyond the tip of your dick.



Even less than that, since at least twice he's gone to the brothels and not gotten laid (the day he ran his time out with his "date" and the time he had to search for a place he wasn't banned at got a new-girl-blow-job instead).
That being said he's no doubt paid more than 30 women in hopes of having sex, but that was before he learned venmoing them a dollar just wasn't going to cut it.
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The whole "he only got a BJ from the new girl" is false lore. We joked about it, but he likely went all the way with her. However, we don't know exactly. It's just funnier to think that he went to all that trouble to only go home getting sucked off.
 
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The Dude said:
The whole "he only got a BJ from the new girl" is false lore. We joked about it, but he likely went all the way with her. However, we don't know exactly. It's just funnier to think that he went to all that trouble to only go home getting sucked off
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Yeah even though he cried about discrimination because his first choice "wanted $$$$ while he only had $$$" which turned out to be him knowing she cost $1500 per hour and him only bringing like $300 (plus a copy of his book, gas station flowers and a heart balloon) he still got some from the new girl who decided $300 or so wasn't bad for something that undoubtedly lasted far less than an hour or maybe she just felt sorry for him.

And then he left "I'm the reason she was walking funny" comments on her profile. Because he is a classy gentleman.
 
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SwiftlyRuiningRussell said:
Russell confirming that he is, indeed, a loser. Lol’d at #9.

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1. I'm writing you a song
2. I have a facial paralysis
3. I can't close my mouth
4. The fake judge was bias
5. Too studly for this space
6. I'm filing a federal lawsuit
7. Taylor Swift's fat ass, pig faced mom
8. I Venmo'd you a dollar, please respond
9. You hate disabled people
 
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Cilleystring said:
Probably full of trauma lumps
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It'd be poetic justice if Russ had the most massive, make a porn star jealous sized cock, and yet because he's so ugly inside and out no-one ever wants it. It's undoubtedly misshapen and ugly just like its owner, though.

Oh godbearjesus, why are we even thinking about this? I feel sick now.
 
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My contributions to the "Things Russ says that prove he's a loser" list:

"I have to pay for love/romance because of my disability"
"I'm in a law suit with..."
"I'm the coolest guy"
"I work in an office"
"I'm a songwriter/author/screenwriter"
"I go to the gym"
"For some random reason..."
"I made an effort..."

Most of these make Russ a loser, mostly because they're misleading, falsehoods, or outright lies.

Rainbow Trash said:
I mean, the nausea caused by seeing his mutant penis alone...
Would make anyone unstable on their feet.
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
It'd be poetic justice if Russ had the most massive, make a porn star jealous sized cock, and yet because he's so ugly inside and out no-one ever wants it. It's undoubtedly misshapen and ugly just like its owner, though.

Oh godbearjesus, why are we even thinking about this? I feel sick now.
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I doubt Russ' dingus dingle is deformed or misshapen like CWC's or anything. Most likely it's normal shaped and on the small side. The disgust comes from who said dingle is attached to. Like said earlier, he could be hung down to his knock-knees and women would still find him repugnant. That's what happens when you are as shitty of a person as Russell Greer.
 
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