It looks like someone carved lightning bolts on each side of the "vagina". Troons are going to need to bedazzle their neo-vag in order to distract attention away from their frankenstein monstrosity. I would say just date blind dudes, but I bet even a blind dude could tell at the first touch that he was dealing with a freakish abomination.
Ironically, these men who pursue their fetish to such an extent can only get fetishists to have any interest in them back.
Wonder how the new guy likes Kyle talking about his broken stink ditch on social media. Or his dick pics and one night stands? Maybe guys are more comfortable with a "woman" being this open about every detail of "her" life to strangers on the internet, but I would never date a guy who is going to blast every detail of our time together all over his Twitter. It seems a lot less intimate if everyone and their uncle can read about it on the internet. But maybe that's just me.
Nice of the guy to help his ghoulfriend out with surgery travel money.
"But but but gynecologists can't even tell!!"
The blind guy would just feel around a bit and ask why Kyle microwaved a spiral cut ham, drilled a hole in it and left it in the bed.
The smell would be a giveaway.
His hairline, lol. And this after he's had plugs or whatever. Gotta admire the delusion that makes him think he looks like an average middle aged woman. First of all, no. He doesn't look remotely feminine. And even if by some miracle he did, does he really think there are a ton of dudes out there just dying to hook up with an unattractive middle aged frump with a mangled "vagina"?
Pictured: A man in his late 30's learning to cook for himself for the first time.Hasn't he just finished another round of begging
It’s like a fetish role play thing. That’s the only explanation I can come up with. I don’t think there’s a single member of the Rat King who doesn’t claim straight men are aflame with lust over them. I get overestimating your own attractiveness, but we have men who’d be considered hideous if they were cis claiming to be irresistible as women. Either they secretly know it’s bullshit and they’re playing along with each other or they’re deluded to a schizophrenic degree.
“It’s not anything official” translates into he doesn’t know I’m moving in next week and we’re already married. Take everything Kyle says with a grain of salt because he’s a pathological liar who tries to portray his life as going well but I’m reality it’s a disaster. It was just a few weeks ago he said his dating life was nonexistent right after saying every dude who sees him comes on to him.
We hit delusional a long time ago. He just has moments of clarity where he realizes his life sucks and he made the biggest irreversible mistake he could have after discovering he liked dudes. Kyle is destined to become part of the 41%.
