Quinton Reviews / Quinton Kyle Hoover / Q_Review / OttselSpy24 / OttselSpy25 - I KNOW WE HIT THE LIMIT FOR ME TO DO THEM, BUT THOSE THINGS TAKE TIME, NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK ABOUT GARFIELD AND MCDONALDS, WHILE MOCKING OTHER YOUTUBERS!!

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

@Man vs persistent rat Please spoiler that. I know I sound like a pussy but please.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Quinton is gonna rape somebody, mark my words.

hope it's me

 

[the towers]

the only people who love trannies as much as dick girl fetishist are, of course, faux progressives

are you implying there's a difference between the two? I have to laugh.

 

[Cole phleps]

are you implying there's a difference between the two? I have to laugh.

I feel it. It gets hard to categorize SJWs after a while it seems like every possible perversion from pedophilia to dogfuckery is not only present in their clique, but lauded as some heroic stance being taken against an oppressive society and not you know, a bunch of degenerates attempting to normalize their abhorrent behavior to the masses. It begins to blend together after a while. We all know it never just begins with X and stops at Y its a bottomless rabbit hole of nonsense that gets worse the further you fall down.

 

[Traummaschine]

I've heard that Quintons Vidcon meetups with Contrapoints and Sarah Z. greatly influenced his decent into Breadtube, and to an extent, Id have to agree. I also believe, however, that there is a lot of merit in the sexual aspect of it (sex is an inescapable reoccurring theme of almost all Breadtube content.) I remember during his early SOTY appearance he claimed that he didn't see "transphobia" as a stance or anything other than a form of pure hatred and then his Contrapoints masterpiece happened and he sure loves bringing up "mouthfeel" now.

I think people are right in the sense that he's as much a salty virgin as the "incels" he claims to hate and saw Breatube as a way to get "tolerant" people to well tolerate him, but he also has a very obvious tranny fetish that is afflicting him as well. And the only people who love trannies as much as dick girl fetishist are, of course, faux progressives in comes Breadtube the corporate-friendly youtube approved group for faux progressives and our dude Q. must have thought at the time that a miracle was happening right before his eyes all of his interests coming together into one youtube based movement. It is just a shame he never listened when people told him that "if it seems to good to be true then it probably is" so he had to learn that lesson the hard way and is just now coming to terms with it. Better to wake up late than never I suppose though.

I would think there are several reasons to jump sides like this, but based purely on his Contra video I would say it has a lot to do with self loathing. There he talks about how watching Contra's incel video was a big part of his awakening, where (at least according to him) Contra says that incels ultimately are responsible for their own situations, and only they can do something to get out of it. This is contrasted with the skeptosphere who he says are like him -- who he with less clear words has described as a fat, shut-in, angry and incel white man throughout the video.

In other words, jumping ship is how he deals with his situation as he sees breadtube as being antithetical to being an angry incel. Similarly creating a subreddit to mock incels, because incels don't mock other incels' situation. Or just declaring himself asexual, because a volcel is not an incel.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

You know, it's kinda SAD™ that the (likely) reason he kept Garftuber on his bio and not Breadtuber wasn't for the realization that it's cringy even by Breadtube standards but because Garftube is the only circle of creators that has accepted him even if it's only because he found those lost strips.
Putting him on the same category as LumpyTouch and chippledipple even feels wrong since they are ironic and transform Garfield into shitposting.


EDIT: I don't remember if someone either here or in Twitter mentioned that Quinton is mentioned on Garfield's Wiki entry but I gathered the visual confirmation of that statement. No mention of Lasagna Cat, Garfielf or ImSorryJon on the Internet addendum but Quinton is confirmed in Garfield's history.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

EDIT: I don't remember if someone either here or in Twitter mentioned that Quinton is mentioned on Garfield's Wiki entry but I gathered the visual conformation of that statement. No mention of Lasagna Cat, Garfielf or ImSorryJon on the Internet addendum but Quinton is confirmed in Garfield's history.
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I'm actually okay with this, because as exceptional as he is, Quinton actually did something significant related to Garfield by digging up those lost strips. I'm a big fan of recovering and preserving historical media like this, even for something rather banal like Garfield.

At least it's not on the same level as The Smithsonian putting up a presentation on The fucking Guild with Felicia Day.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Updates from Twitter:
Back at it again with the SADposting, this time in one of the most ambitious crossovers I have ever hoped of seeing.

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He also made what I found out later was supposed to be chilli:

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Reddit Moment: The fans want a cow crossover.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Updates from Twitter:
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Holy shit it’s like a lolcowpalooza. I guess it’s appropriate that sadposting is BreadTube’s answer to: “Avengers, assemble!”

 

[RandallBoggs]

"Check if you had enough to drink or eat today, or when was the last time you slept or showered uwu"
Jesus christ are you talking to a toddler learning how to take care of itself or a grown man

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Updates from Twitter:
Back at it again with the SADposting, this time in one of the most ambitious crossovers I have ever hoped of seeing.

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Maybe you should've kept your real life friends you used to make stuff with instead of chasing acceptance in online circle jerk communities, Quinton.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Maybe you should've kept your real life friends you used to make stuff with instead of chasing acceptance in online circle jerk communities, Quinton.

His irl friends have even less clout and even shittier takes on Doctor Who.

 

[Higgins]

Maybe you should've kept your real life friends you used to make stuff with instead of chasing acceptance in online circle jerk communities, Quinton.

You know you fucked up when Peter Coffin, the guy who people thought was using a realdoll to pose as his wife, is giving you reasonably good advice.

 

[SpergPatrol]

His irl friends have even less clout and even shittier takes on Doctor Who.

So we have a choice between either keeping the current Quinton who is acting like an ass and rejoicing over people like pewdiepie getting shit on for virtually no reason other than clout.
Or him and his buddies saying dumb shit about a British show most people in their 20's stop caring about long ago.

Yes please bring back his friends it would be less painful to watch then Quinton slowly starting his first steps into alcoholism and becoming a sadcow

 

[Doctor Placebo]

His irl friends have even less clout and even shittier takes on Doctor Who.

If he actually wants real friends instead of insincere internet career opportunists who are currently leaving him a sad, lonely, depressed beardo, clout probably shouldn't factor very high in his priorities for who he hangs out with.

 

[Fcret]

What I want to know is how he got suckered into this predatory clique in the first place. I know he desperately didn't want to be a skeptic, but there's more nuance to the world than skeptics and trannies. He has to have had someone in his friend group who brought him into contact with this content- that or he was introduced to gommunism in real life somehow.

Is this just what happens to always-online youtube people?

Contemporary progressive potluck leftism has a fundamental problem - the message doesn't resonate with men. To make it resonate with men would require removing one of the central planks of the ideological space and embracing masculinity as an avenue for liberation instead of it being purely a vehicle of oppression (see pre-New Left movements for this in action).

Because of this, the movement has to rely on tricks to get men on board. One way is to tweak the propaganda. ContraPoints is an arguably attractive transwoman and so she can be used to appeal to men with low self-esteem and/or latent bisexuality. Men like Shaun and Quinton can be bribed with female attention to serve as role-models that portray the movement as full of men and thus make it more acceptable for men to belong. All of this allows the movement to decry masculinity while still outwardly appearing as a place where men can find acceptance.

tl;dr Always-online youtube people are specifically targeted for recruitment by the always-online left

 

[Tokoeka]

If he actually wants real friends instead of insincere internet career opportunists who are currently leaving him a sad, lonely, depressed beardo, clout probably shouldn't factor very high in his priorities for who he hangs out with.

Back when Quinton made videos for his own enjoyment he could have stopped when he no longer wanted to. Now he is not only reliant on his channel for income, but he sees it as something more than just a creative outlet.

It's really clear he doesn't want friendship as much as he wants approval. Screw having actual friends he likes to party with, the problem is that he is rarely invited to the ones where all the cool people are. None of this is new, it just manifests more and more clearly as time goes on.

 

[Overcooked Raccoon]

Back when Quinton made videos for his own enjoyment he could have stopped when he no longer wanted to. Now he is not only reliant on his channel for income, but he sees it as something more than just a creative outlet.

It's really clear he doesn't want friendship as much as he wants approval. Screw having actual friends he likes to party with, the problem is that he is rarely invited to the ones where all the cool people are. None of this is new, it just manifests more and more clearly as time goes on.

Yeah these twitter posts do not come off as him wanting friends, they really just come as him looking for support from actual successful content creators to boost his own channel.

Gonna be real, any media person, musician, content creator, etc would never say something like that on social media unless it was something more. We've become so worked into the system where if a big content creator asks for a sandwich on twitter, it'll essentially become a social event. If Quinton is really looking for actual friendship the dude will just DM people or make an effort to go out somewhere and meet them. Posting on social media is just his SOS for an emotional support squad.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Yeah these twitter posts do not come off as him wanting friends, they really just come as him looking for support from actual successful content creators to boost his own channel.

Gonna be real, any media person, musician, content creator, etc would never say something like that on social media unless it was something more. We've become so worked into the system where if a big content creator asks for a sandwich on twitter, it'll essentially become a social event. If Quinton is really looking for actual friendship the dude will just DM people or make an effort to go out somewhere and meet them. Posting on social media is just his SOS for an emotional support squad.

It gets SADder than that. Think that at one point four years ago Quinton had managed to network with both Internet Historian and Nerd City, two rising channels that are very respected and drop videos that become events like Content Cop used to be and of top of that some skeptics bothered to notice him. You can even add Turkey Tom and TRO on the mix and you get that Quinton had effectively put himself on an ideal situation that culminated on him getting with his idols of reviewing.

Quinton shot himself in the foot. He sacrificed the opportunity to capitalize on the possible diversity of his potential new fanbase for no real reason, so far the only conclusion we have on why he did was because he was horny. No matter what he does from now, he is unlikely going to recover and gain any traction. His SocialBlade gives him a B score but that doesnt tell you that his goal of reaching 400k subs is projected to happen in 2025. Nobody is going to touch him with a 10ft pool both professionally and literally unless they are as stranded as him. His constants references to other breadtubers/reviewers mean nothing because he doesnt offer anything different. He is the old loaf of white bread at Tesco that doesnt worth even 40 pence.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

It gets SADder than that. Think that at one point four years ago Quinton had managed to network with both Internet Historian and Nerd City, two rising channels that are very respected and drop videos that become events like Content Cop used to be and of top of that some skeptics bothered to notice him. You can even add Turkey Tom and TRO on the mix and you get that Quinton had effectively put himself on an ideal situation that culminated on him getting with his idols of reviewing.

Quinton shot himself in the foot. He sacrificed the opportunity to capitalize on the possible diversity of his potential new fanbase for no real reason, so far the only conclusion we have on why he did was because he was horny. No matter what he does from now, he is unlikely going to recover and gain any traction. His SocialBlade gives him a B score but that doesnt tell you that his goal of reaching 400k subs is projected to happen in 2025. Nobody is going to touch him with a 10ft pool both professionally and literally unless they are as stranded as him. His constants references to other breadtubers/reviewers mean nothing because he doesnt offer anything different. He is the old loaf of white bread at Tesco that doesnt worth even 40 pence.

But... but he had to pwn the incels to prove he's not one... This was supposed to get him into the cool kids' table with their fancy clothes and sky high Patreons and sexy true and honest wahmen...

Quinton is the poster child for when opportunism backfires.