Porn and Porncows

[Slimy Time]

Bear in mind that she has spent the intervening years attempting to build a mainstream film career and- objectively- failing at it (is anyone aware of her 'mainstream work' beyond playing a porn whore on Entourage?).

I recall her voice acting in Saints Row 3 and getting a role in a shitty horror movie called "Would You Rather". Apparently she DJs but Idk what the hell she does for income since stopping her porn career.

 

[frozenrunner]

Bear in mind that she has spent the intervening years attempting to build a mainstream film career and- objectively- failing at it (is anyone aware of her 'mainstream work' beyond playing a porn whore on Entourage?).

She wasn't bad in The Girlfriend Experience. (It was kind of a shit film, but she wasn't bad in it.)

Apparently she DJs

lol all thots "DJ"

 

[Biffo]

Bear in mind that she has spent the intervening years attempting to build a mainstream film career and- objectively- failing at it (is anyone aware of her 'mainstream work' beyond playing a porn whore on Entourage?). Obviously she would rather be a famous actress and private prostitute to film producers, than pandering to neckbeards on Twitch, but that isn't going to happen.

The only porn whore I can think of who's gone 'mainstream' with any degree of success is Sunny Leone in Bollywood, because Hindoos are all perverts and have no self-respect.

So cake on the makeup, turn on all the face video filters like a Chinese granny pretending to be a twenty year old, and tard cum whatever remaining fake youth she can put on for what it's worth.

Well Traci Lords as well, which is even more fucked up as she did all her movies bar one underaged

 

[Alpacawitz]

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Gianna Michaels. There are some videos of her out there when she was an escort and in one she spits a guys cum in his face at a bachelor's party. I've heard she's a total cunt too and was a bit of a coke head.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Gianna Michaels. There are some videos of her out there when she was an escort and in one she spits a guys cum in his face at a bachelor's party. I've heard she's a total cunt too and was a bit of a coke head.

Basically what everyone expected from her then? At least she didn't go down the meth route.

 

[Slimy Time]

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Gianna Michaels. There are some videos of her out there when she was an escort and in one she spits a guys cum in his face at a bachelor's party. I've heard she's a total cunt too and was a bit of a coke head.

Apparently she got one actor to quit porn. That's right, actor, not actress. Did something like push him over during a scene and he slammed his head into something. Had a reputation for being rough with her partners. There is an efukt video of them compiling all the times she was rough with the actors interlaced with her tapping out to some Tyrone actor.

 

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Here's an interesting man who was mentioned in the thread on Kelly Christina Baltazar/Kelly Jiayi Wang/Amelia Wang. 'Dirty D'- or Michael Allen Storm.

The propertier of such sites as 'Crack Whore Confessions', 'Ghetto Confessions', 'Almost Female', and 'How I Got Rich', Mr. Storm has a lengthy arrest record for activities like masturbating in a porn theater in the company of a 70 year old woman

Dirty D, whose real name is Michael Storm, confirmed he was arrested at the Playhouse Adult Theater in Tampa's Drew Park area around 1 a.m. with two others and charged with exposure, and lewd and lascivious conduct.

"It's basically the city trying to embarrass people, but that's kind of hard in my case -- how do you embarrass a pornographer?" he told AVN Online...

There was no reason to take him down to the Orient Road station, fingerprint him and take a mug shot other than an attempt at humiliation, he said.

"Most people arrested for a misdemeanor get a ticket and go home," he told AVN Online. "By actually arresting you, that makes it more of a public record. They wouldn't even allow me to smile on the mug shot. That's another interesting trick; nobody takes a good mug shot if that's the rule."..

"It's so dark, you can't see, literally, 2, 3 feet away, and they come in shining flashlights on everybody and arrest anybody they think is behaving inappropriately. And I wasn't exposing myself. It's a strange thing to do; normally, police respond to complaints. And clearly, no one was complaining.

Though declined to comment on police treatment, having no interest to "infuriate law enforcement," Dirty D has no doubt it's all political...

"What they're trying to do to people is shameful," he added. "They're trying to get you fired from your job, in trouble with your wife. But that's not going to work with me. But clearly, this effort's being done."

http://web.archive.org/web/20191228...ted-in-florida-porn-theater-sting-307832.html

and for getting his dick sucked in a porn theater by another middle aged man.

http://web.archive.org/web/20051221...dirty_d_tampabukkake/dirty_d_tampabukkake.htm

And, of course, there was his involvement in the production of a porn scene for one of his websites featuring a 17 year old woman.

Michael Allen Storm, also known as “Dirty D,” was arrested Tuesday night at 5503 W. Spruce St.

Storm, 44, was arrested on two counts of use of a child in a sexual performance and two counts of promotion of a sexual performance by a child. Last month, investigators arrested Stephen Chastain, 36, and Ryan Holtz, 24, in connection with the film.

The men, who knew the girl was 17, said they would pay her $500 to videotape a simulated sex act at a Tampa home and then took her to an adult club on Lois Avenue, according to Florida Department of Law Enforcement records.

http://web.archive.org/web/20100326...picks-up-the-dirty-d-underage-performer-story

Quick update before the rest of the story....

Apparently, Dirty D, Michael Storm plans to return to Florida sometime next week and surrender to authorities to answer to charges of promot...

web.archive.org

http://web.archive.org/web/20160430...10/03/so-what-ended-up-happening-you-ask.html

Storm variously claimed that 'the bitch lied', 'she was of age', 'everyone was filming her', and along with some high priced legal counsel, it seems to have worked out fine for him. According to blogs from Mr. Storm's detractors from around this time, police in Florida failed to pursue the charges, just as they did in the case of BangBros and their regular use of child prostitutes in their productions. Funny how that works.

Absolutely shocking that a man who films himself raw-dogging drug addicted prostitutes would be deceived by a treacherous harlot who claimed to be older than she was in this fashion. I hope his faith in human nature was not shaken.

Even funnier, posters on a porn affiliate marketing forum Storm was active on claim that the case received wide attention and maybe only came to the attention of the cops in the first place because some guy was mad at him for stiffing him on affiliate marketing payments. Whoops
http://web.archive.org/web/20191228...d-0wnage-adult-internet-industry-history.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20191228...tes-beware-paying-program-howigotrich-48.html

EDIT: A look into companies registered to Michael Storm's most recent address, 4655 Bay Crest Dr, Tampa, Florida 33615, from voter records (last changed hands in 2000), turns up some interesting stuff. While he still has active company registrations for the likes of 'Web Wizard, Inc', which are presumably related to his porn business, he also appears to be a part owner of a company, 'DJ Car Washes LLC' that owns at least one carwash. Oh, and, just because he's an idiot, he managed to dox one of his former associates, Fallon Marie Hall, by registering a company with her porn stage name 'Candi Apple' with his home address. Isn't it enough to make money by exploiting crack cocaine addicts, without also being so careless that a nice young lady who does social media marketing for white label CBD-oil infused probiotic dog treats is forever directly and obviously linked to her former porn career?

 

[#zzz]

Of all the years and money she could have had on this shit, she chose only the very end of it.

I dunno how she got so many people to watch it. I watched for 5 minutes and was like. Holy shit she is boring. No wonder she had to get into porn. It's the only thing shes got. How do not have the ability to even pretend to be interesting? Even the most annoying twitch thot seems to try. It's like watching some stupid trailer trash mom go "Okay ya'll I'm gonna make money by playing games naow...." and then just sits there in virtual silence playing a game.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I dunno how she got so many people to watch it. I watched for 5 minutes and was like. Holy shit she is boring. No wonder she had to get into porn. It's the only thing shes got. How do not have the ability to even pretend to be interesting? Even the most annoying twitch thot seems to try. It's like watching some stupid trailer trash mom go "Okay ya'll I'm gonna make money by playing games naow...." and then just sits there in virtual silence playing a game.

 

[Ahriman]

Ex-AV actress Junna Kanae enlists at Tokyo 'delivery health' service

Former adult video (AV) actress Junna Kanae has joined the roster of a Tokyo-based “delivery health” service

www.tokyoreporter.com

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

lol all thots "DJ"

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I dunno how she got so many people to watch it. I watched for 5 minutes and was like. Holy shit she is boring. No wonder she had to get into porn. It's the only thing shes got. How do not have the ability to even pretend to be interesting? Even the most annoying twitch thot seems to try. It's like watching some stupid trailer trash mom go "Okay ya'll I'm gonna make money by playing games naow...." and then just sits there in virtual silence playing a game.

Some pornstar took up streaming and had a very sober attitude about it and lo behold, it gave her a no-bullshit following. It's not that they can't, I think, it's more the fact they don't wanna lower themselves to actually invest time into realizing that their "godly body and sexual skills" generate less than they could've made in a proper career, let alone nerdy streaming.

 

[Big Nasty]

Apparently she got one actor to quit porn. That's right, actor, not actress. Did something like push him over during a scene and he slammed his head into something. Had a reputation for being rough with her partners. There is an efukt video of them compiling all the times she was rough with the actors interlaced with her tapping out to some Tyrone actor.

Gianna is one hell of a hard-assed ho.

There's a clip also on efukt I think where a mope tries to slap her around a bit and she returns the favor with a killer punch and says:

"DO YOU WANNA FIGHT ME OR FUCK ME?"

 

[queerape]

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Ex-AV actress Junna Kanae enlists at Tokyo 'delivery health' service

Former adult video (AV) actress Junna Kanae has joined the roster of a Tokyo-based “delivery health” service

www.tokyoreporter.com

For those gaijn who don't know, a "Delivery Health" service is a euphemism for call girl escort. A soapland is a kind of brothel that circumvents the law by not paying for the sex act directly, but for the space and a "masseuse" (A guess a "happy ending" is similar enough).

 

[W00K #17]

This is the sexiest thread not started by shiversblood.

 

[#zzz]

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Some pornstar took up streaming and had a very sober attitude about it and lo behold, it gave her a no-bullshit following. It's not that they can't, I think, it's more the fact they don't wanna lower themselves to actually invest time into realizing that their "godly body and sexual skills" generate less than they could've made in a proper career, let alone nerdy streaming.

No.... no... I think she's just boring as shit....

Although encylopedia dramatica does have interesting info.

When not being buttfucked to the max for Jew Gold, Ms. Hantzis spends her time being vain and moderating the Sasha Grey Wikipedia article with her two Wikipedia accounts Madjabuds and SashaGrey3. The drama started in May 2007, when Ms. Hantzis decided that she didn't like the portrait of herself the article was using. After hours of unsuccessfully trying to upload her new portrait, she removed the unflattering image and replaced it with one which was more to her liking. Much to Ms. Hantzis' chagrin, the Wiki-nerds kept reverting her edits to the Sasha Grey article and re-uploading the photos of her which made her look ugly. She then did the only reasonable thing and threatened to sick her lawyers on Wikipedia. Wikipedia users were sick of Ms. Hantzis' shit and told her that if she kept threatening to sue Wikipedia users they would block her from editing.

Ms. Hantzis has made a shit ton of edits on Wikipedia, exclusively targeting her own Wikipedia biography, which demonstrates that she is incapable of discussing anything not related to herself. Multiple times she tried to hide the fact that she was born in Gary, Indiana, and switched her birth place to Sacramento, California. She also caused a stir by admitting that her real name is Marina Ann Hantzis, but then threatened to sue people if her true identity wasn't removed from the article.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I haven't felt this sorry for a porn star since Faye Reagan. Poor chick had a professionally made video a year ago where she was obviously strung the fuck out on crack.

Faye Reagan was a quite a case. She had model-grade good looks and appeared in an American Apparel ad but went for porn instead. She brought her boyfriend (Dane Cross) into the porn biz too. Turned out he was seen as having the better work rate of the pair. Studios put her on their no-list because she was regarded as being unreliable due to being fucked up on drugs.

She originally performed as Faye Valentine but dropped that name because Cowboy Bebop.

It’s funny. One day you’re stroking it thinking of the zero percent chance you’ll get with a hot porn chick, the next you’re thinking it’s a classic “don’t stick your dick in crazy” kind of girl.

Best public records law in the country and part of why Florida has so many lolcows. You can get everything on everyone.

Is there a close second?

The scenario involving a pizza guy randomly getting laid instead of being pissed off there's no tip and has to go right back to schlepping zas is still real to me

Funny you mention that shit:

Porn makeup artists were capable of deepfake effects way before any tech nerds

Sorcery. Pure sorcery.

So Nina Hartley is featured on a Kickstarter campaign for a deck of NSFW tarot cards.

HERETICAL FATES ART BOOK and TAROT DECK with Danika XIX

A NSFW Tarot deck and art book with 78 photographs by Allan Amato, descriptions by Danika XIX and art by JAW Cooper + Lauren Panepinto.

www.kickstarter.com

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She still looks mighty fine for a MILF, all things considered.

I remember watching her "how to eat pussy like a champ" video back in the day, there's very solid advice on there, I feel like I owe Nina a whole beer keg for sharing her knowledge, even if she still promotes degeneracy.

Come to think of it, it's only adequate that a woman would teach men how to properly eat pussy, since she knows what works best on a pussy better than a man ever could.

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Learn to eat pussy, folks. It could save your life!

(((Nina Hartley))) has always looked weird and I didn't figure out why until I learned she was of the tribe.

She also has a bit part in Boogie Nights. Great movie, by the way.

For those gaijn who don't know, a "Delivery Health" service is a euphemism for call girl escort. A soapland is a kind of brothel that circumvents the law by not paying for the sex act directly, but for the space and a "masseuse" (A guess a "happy ending" is similar enough).

If you wanna learn more about soaplands, nhentai May have something if you’re willing to dig. Or know the right numbers. Either way, god bless Japan, and hot Asian chicks are proof God loves us.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

>tfw you will never go to a soapland

 

[Random Internet Person]

>tfw you will never go to a soapland

I know that feeling of the zero percent chance, buddy.

 

[AnOminous]

Is there a close second?

California's is pretty well regarded but I think it's seriously limited by the vastly overpriced "copy fees" they invariably charge for everything, often the worst in the country. So I can't really be that enthusiastic about it.

 

[Big Nasty]

It’s funny. One day you’re stroking it thinking of the zero percent chance you’ll get with a hot porn chick, the next you’re thinking it’s a classic “don’t stick your dick in crazy” kind of girl.

The gossip is that she enjoyed doing things in private that were a lot more fucked up than anything she ever did on camera. It was also said that she had a lot of genital warts and other STDs.

Well Traci Lords as well, which is even more fucked up as she did all her movies bar one underaged

I've heard of a conspiracy theory about how Traci Lords entire porn career was basically a botched police sting operation.