Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[redcent]

Melinda you deserve a better life. Right here, right here.

Never thought I'd say this but even russell greer is better marriage material than marshal here. You'll live in a hovel and he'd call you a whore but at least he won't hit you, and he's not an anti vaxxer or a drug addict

That's how shit of a husband marshal is. Only a complete reta. rd with brain damage would stay with him

 

[Toasty]

She made mention before of him getting validation here, as if people here don't take the piss out of him

 

[Baby Yoda]

I just feel bad for all 5 1/2 kids in the Scott/Castersen household who are probably getting beaten by Marshall as we speak.

 

[break these cuffs]

She made mention before of him getting validation here, as if people here don't take the piss out of him

He is a broke brain and an autist. I'm sure he does get validation here whether it's intended by the poster or not.

 

[Toasty]

I just feel bad for all 5 1/2 kids in the Scott/Castersen household who are probably getting beaten by Marshall as we speak.

It's the Sabbath, one can hope beating a child or a pregnant woman qualifies as work, so at least some of them get until tomorrow evening off. If yahoowah killed some guy in the book for gathering sticks on the Sabbath, let's hope domestic violence qualifies too.

 

[break these cuffs]

It's the Sabbath, one can hope beating a child or a pregnant woman qualifies as work, so at least some of them get until tomorrow evening off. If yahoowah killed some guy in the book for gathering sticks on the Sabbath, let's hope domestic violence qualifies too.

If Casterson was a real jew he'd pay a gentile to beat his family on the sabbath.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

From the annals of Tamar's pirate journal:

My study of the Kiwi Farms island is complete. The battles are done. I intended only to stay one day but their zombies were aggressive in provoking me into battle. Also, when I arrived to the island there were quite a number of intriguing elements I noticed that had to be studied further. The bushes they call "buttons" were the most bizarre of all.

I have arrived to the secret passage where their ships cannot reach. I hope never to encounter their ships again. I have no more plans to return to their island. It is now Sabbath and I hope only to enjoy my blessed life in the comfort of my home

 

[Toasty]

From the annals of Tamar's pirate journal:

My study of the Kiwi Farms island is complete. The battles are done. I intended only to stay one day but their zombies were aggressive in provoking me into battle. Also, when I arrived to the island there were quite a number of intriguing elements I noticed that had to be studied further. The bushes they call "buttons" were the most bizarre of all.

I have arrived to the secret passage where their ships cannot reach. I hope never to encounter their ships again. I have no more plans to return to their island. It is now Sabbath and I hope only to enjoy my blessed life in the comfort of my home

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See you soon.

 

[Deadpool]

From the annals of Tamar's pirate journal:

My study of the Kiwi Farms island is complete. The battles are done. I intended only to stay one day but their zombies were aggressive in provoking me into battle. Also, when I arrived to the island there were quite a number of intriguing elements I noticed that had to be studied further. The bushes they call "buttons" were the most bizarre of all.

I have arrived to the secret passage where their ships cannot reach. I hope never to encounter their ships again. I have no more plans to return to their island. It is now Sabbath and I hope only to enjoy my blessed life in the comfort of my home

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The S.S. Deadpool can follow your piece of shit ship anywhere. It sails in your mind freely and you can't make it leave. See that little ship next to mine? It's yours. You're lucky Marshall only has a tiny dingy...JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! Goddamn I'm funny.

See you in a few minutes you ignorant slut. Btw The Torah is a shitty book and you ignore Christ's prophet Paul so that you can consider yourself righteous while being a stupid fucking whore.

 

[break these cuffs]

@Marshall-Law now that your dumb whore of a wife is gone, what's it like tossing a hot dog down a hallway?

 

[Deadpool]

@Marshall-Law now that your dumb whore of a wife is gone, what's it like tossing a cocktail weenie down a hallway?

Ftfy

 

[Baby Yoda]

I hope @Marshall-Law heeded my advice and killed himself. One can only pray to Yehamha

 

[Toasty]

you ignorant slut.

Every time you say that all I see is Dan ackroyd.

 

[KookiesNKreem]

We've reached nearly a week of the Horny Jewess Pirate and the Angry Dwarf attempting to invade the forums. Melinda still cannot take a hint. Shes spent every night for a while huddled over her computer writing fake pirate tales and talking about the Torah to no one in particular. Marshall, meanwhile, is still pretending to be a badass, seemingly unaware that we know damn well he's just a manlet with a Napoleon complex the size of the Tower of Babel.

I'm pleased to inform you other Kiwis that the curse they placed on me using their villainous Jew sorcery has not taken effect. YHWH has not reigned vengeance on my head, unless that vengeance takes the form of a brain freeze I got from drinking a Slurpee with lunch. Maybe it's because they're fake Jews and as such their curses are also fake?

 

[Null]

@TamarYaelBatYah the most interesting thing about you is your stalker, and the fact you failed to file a lawsuit five consecutive times despite being spoonfed information on what to do by a man. When the realization you are completely insignificant and powerless finally crushes you, I hope you will find the willpower and motivation to successfully terminate yourself.

 

[Globe]

From the annals of Tamar's pirate journal:

My study of the Kiwi Farms island is complete. The battles are done. I intended only to stay one day but their zombies were aggressive in provoking me into battle. Also, when I arrived to the island there were quite a number of intriguing elements I noticed that had to be studied further. The bushes they call "buttons" were the most bizarre of all.

I have arrived to the secret passage where their ships cannot reach. I hope never to encounter their ships again. I have no more plans to return to their island. It is now Sabbath and I hope only to enjoy my blessed life in the comfort of my home

so you're a make-believe war heroine in addition to being a make-believe Jew. Got it.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

From the annals of Tamar's pirate journal:

My study of the Kiwi Farms island is complete. The battles are done. I intended only to stay one day but their zombies were aggressive in provoking me into battle. Also, when I arrived to the island there were quite a number of intriguing elements I noticed that had to be studied further. The bushes they call "buttons" were the most bizarre of all.

I have arrived to the secret passage where their ships cannot reach. I hope never to encounter their ships again. I have no more plans to return to their island. It is now Sabbath and I hope only to enjoy my blessed life in the comfort of my home

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Lol like this would be New York Times’s best seller fiction novel. Too dumb and autistic.

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

Is there any cow that invited doom on themselves like the mountain jews? We didn't even know they existed really as anything but a side character for a minor cow before they began screaming for our attention.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

From the annals of Tamar's pirate journal:

My study of the Kiwi Farms island is complete. The battles are done. I intended only to stay one day but their zombies were aggressive in provoking me into battle. Also, when I arrived to the island there were quite a number of intriguing elements I noticed that had to be studied further. The bushes they call "buttons" were the most bizarre of all.

I have arrived to the secret passage where their ships cannot reach. I hope never to encounter their ships again. I have no more plans to return to their island. It is now Sabbath and I hope only to enjoy my blessed life in the comfort of my home

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And what made you think to insert a passage from your shitty fanfiction?

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Dear Martha:

A psychotic Irish level breeder masquerading as a Jew-cultist arrived at the Farms today. After a horrifying outburst of violence against our padded walls they pretended they were a pirate and went to hide for their day of rest the rest of the day.

We know they are still out there reading and seething. Waiting to unleash another barrage of stupidity against our stalwart defenses. Only time will tell when we will find reprieve from this assault of exceptional stupidity but I for one hope it never ends.

Yours,

SmileyTimeDayCare