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No making fun of threads on SA about making the dumbest of changes: Leper's Colony name change
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Jesus fucking christ goons...
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Kitten jail... "funnier"

We certainly don't want to offend any prisoners out there
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Edit: Thread and OP for those more curious: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3910135
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I, for one, won't be going back to SA. Fuck that place, it's just ripe for the next stupid internet trend dipshits to run rampant. The mods are ineffectual and the owner's a sad-sack loser.
Imagine, if you will, the site is Ol' Yeller. But instead of getting put out of its misery by young lowtax, Ol Yeller's kept in a cage and fed with a stick and water, just barely kept on life support but becoming host to every known parasite, disease and malaise for twenty fucking years until it's not a dog any more, it's a heap of pus and shit and infectious drool, occasionally squirting a new colony of maggots into the air so they can go infest something else.

All you had to do was pull the trigger, Lowtax. Why didn't you pull the trigger?
 
I, for one, am glad the Nazis have been removed from the forums.


Also, is this Jose's twitter by chance? The @ and av look fitting and I just happened to see him asking the goons.txt twitter account if they were permabanned in response to something.
 
Info Post Only, stumbled across this.

User Levels, what IKs do, what Mods do, Mod Buttons, Mod Queue, Reports.
Big post, lots of text. (Admins have more stuff, this is from a Mod)

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Don't probe the SA Report Bot, if you do you take away it's powers to report so it gets pissed and crashes the forums.
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This is true:
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(*sub-forums)
I forget the ID of, for example, the Conspiracy Theory sub-forum, but it's unlisted.
I think someone once posted a list of the secret sub-forums and their IDs. Somewhere.


Who has Database access:
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Mod and Admin reply:
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Removing Lowtax and deleting the forums are possible.
 
A mysterious benefactor sent me some logs from what appears to be a disgusting goon discord. There's several megabytes to go through.

I've yet to start harvesting sensitive personal information from it, but there was a channel with some nice selfies. Here's a few!

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Omitted were pages upon pages of "omg you're so cute uwu"

I am now dead, having cummed myself until I was a dessicated mummy, due to all the hot hot definitely actual women in your post.
Mods, please avenge my death by spoilering this post with a warning about how sexy the contents are and banning the guy who posted it.
 
Do it. DO IT!

I think you mean: purge everyone and redirect the site/forums to a slideshow of Goatse, Tubgirl, Meatspin, and Lemonparty while Rick Astley plays and all the best slurs and "problematic" phrases flash on the screen ala YTMND style.

Don't go out with a whimper Lowtax, burn it all down with "style."
 
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