Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[EvilDroid64]

Yeah...she's talking as if it was a big deal and that people have multiples like they're a collectable thing...fucking strange.

The only thing I know of on the Starbucks menu like that is the pumpkin spice latte, and I think that's a seasonal thing. Maybe these bars have a similar cult following and are a New Year's seasonal item?

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

The only thing I know of on the Starbucks menu like that is the pumpkin spice latte, and I think that's a seasonal thing. Maybe these bars have a similar cult following and are a New Year's seasonal item?

I think it's more likely that these people spend more time in drive-thrus and fast food joints in one week than most regular people do in six months, and they think that's normal.

 

[Chamulum]

Keto Starbuck's Cranberry Bliss Bars

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Any other human doing keto for as long as the Scalfani's have would've been skinny by now.

Not joking

I need Cooking with Tammy to be a thing. Maybe she'll open the comments again.

 

[AnOminous]

in addition to a fat suit, yellow hat, fake goatee, and glasses you would need a wheelchair and your right arm dangling off to the side. and of course a burger in your left hand

Jack is pretty much a 4chan amerilard meme at this point.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Jack out here with a new view for Cooking with Jack
WheelChair view

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Jack will be in that wheelchair as long as he lives.

Hmm. One hand. In a wheelchair. Jack is morphing into Davros.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

“Even though [Starbucks Cranberry Bliss Bars] are amazing and I love them, I didn’t have maybe one this year and that was it, because they’re just not healthy.”

One week earlier, at Lyncoya Café, Tammy ordered and ate bacon-topped poutine, Parmesan French fries, and a two-patty hamburger topped with thick-cut bacon and blue cheese.

This "small victories" shit is how most people reconcile their desire to be better people with their base urges that they truly can't fight because they're weak-willed.

"I only ate one Starbucks(tm) Cranberry Bliss(tm) Bar this year!" Truly a testament to what human willpower can achieve. And she's probably lying.

 

[JackDavis]

"Yep. He's still recovering.. He's almost there.. Thank goodness.. Anyway.."
She's so tired of doing the help for Jack and I don't blame her. She has a full-time job and has to come home to make these bullshit videos for her 5'4 300lb husband.

They really fucking love these cranberry bars, they made them last year too. Double batch btw.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

"Yep. He's still recovering.. He's almost there.. Thank goodness.. Anyway.."
She's so tired of doing the help for Jack and I don't blame her. She has a full-time job and has to come home to make these bullshit videos for her 5'4 300lb husband.

They really fucking love these cranberry bars, they made them last year too. Double batch btw.

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I’m glad that everyone else noticed and was amused by the “doing the help” line. It reminded me of when Chris Chan thanked his parents for “giving him the birth”.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Brace yourselves, folks.

“I taught high school science and math—15 years. I’ve been an ordained Baptist minister for 45 years, and God has called me to do a ministry on creation versus evolutionism, and I like to put the ism on that, like communism, socialism, Marxism, Nazism…”

Update: As denoted in the video’s description, one of Jack’s “guests,” Kent Hovind, was “unjust[ly] imprisoned” for nine years. I didn’t realize just how big of a deal this guy apparently is (Wiki).

 

[Adamska]

Man Fatty must be desperate for views to explain to wifey why she should continue to financially support his manchild gluttony party if he's trying to tap that old creationist v. atheist well from 12 years ago and drag in Kent Hovind for it to boot.

At this rate, we'll also see him go SovCit, as Hovind did too.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Brace yourselves, folks.

“I taught high school science and math—15 years. I’ve been an ordained Baptist minister for 45 years, and God has called me to do a ministry on creation versus evolutionism, and I like to put the ism on that, like communism, socialism, Marxism, Nazism…”

Update: As denoted in the video’s description, one of Jack’s “guests,” Kent Hovind, was “unjust[ly] imprisoned” for nine years. I didn’t realize just how big of a deal this guy apparently is (Wiki).

It is nice to know that if I ever lose my mind and say things like dark energy is God farting I'll have people like Jack to take me seriously.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Brace yourselves, folks.

“I taught high school science and math—15 years. I’ve been an ordained Baptist minister for 45 years, and God has called me to do a ministry on creation versus evolutionism, and I like to put the ism on that, like communism, socialism, Marxism, Nazism…”

Update: As denoted in the video’s description, one of Jack’s “guests,” Kent Hovind, was “unjust[ly] imprisoned” for nine years. I didn’t realize just how big of a deal this guy apparently is (Wiki).

What is it with Boomers, especially radical Christian boomers, and their obsession with -isms? They take every opportunity to compare "the other" with muh Hitler tho or whatever.

 

[Chamulum]

Brace yourselves, folks.

“I taught high school science and math—15 years. I’ve been an ordained Baptist minister for 45 years, and God has called me to do a ministry on creation versus evolutionism, and I like to put the ism on that, like communism, socialism, Marxism, Nazism…”

Update: As denoted in the video’s description, one of Jack’s “guests,” Kent Hovind, was “unjust[ly] imprisoned” for nine years. I didn’t realize just how big of a deal this guy apparently is (Wiki).

So, we have evidence going back to prove that evolution is a thing that happens to all species over a period of time and yet these retards look at some poorly written book written by some jews and think that the stories written in them are true.

And these idiots vote.

 

[captkrisma]

Well...it's noon around Tennessee and no live chat. Shame.

 

[Chamulum]

Well...it's noon around Tennessee and no live chat. Shame.

Heart attack?

 

[stets]

At this rate, we'll also see him go SovCit, as Hovind did too.

What I wouldn’t give for a ”Traveling With Jack” channel where he’s constantly getting pulled over, refuses to show his license, and ultimately gets his windows smashed, pulled out of the car, and put in handcuffs.

 

[AnOminous]

She has a full-time job and has to come home to make these bullshit videos for her 5'4 300lb husband.

5'4 300lb husband.

Motherfucker has the physical dimensions of a bowling ball and almost half the personality of one.

 

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

Motherfucker has the physical dimensions of a bowling ball and almost half the personality of one.

all of the smarts though.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

Brace yourselves, folks.

“I taught high school science and math—15 years. I’ve been an ordained Baptist minister for 45 years, and God has called me to do a ministry on creation versus evolutionism, and I like to put the ism on that, like communism, socialism, Marxism, Nazism…”

Update: As denoted in the video’s description, one of Jack’s “guests,” Kent Hovind, was “unjust[ly] imprisoned” for nine years. I didn’t realize just how big of a deal this guy apparently is (Wiki).

Holy shit, I remember that guy from thunderf00t's videos back in the day,

 

[Furina]

It's honestly kind of sad to see Jack slide further and further down the path to an early grave and a dead channel with no one but himself to blame for it. I don't know if he's too far gone or if he could still claw himself back, but given his personality I know it'll never happen. He's had two strokes, lost the use of one arm and now he's wheelchair-bound, but he still hasn't learned his lesson or steeled his resolve to improve himself in any way.

I wonder if he's ever going to stay out of the chair? Like, once he's gone in, what's left of his strength will quickly atrophy and he'll be back in that chair soon, never to leave it again most likely. Once that happens, he's just going get weaker and weaker. Maybe he'll degrade to the point where he can't even do his food channel anymore. What will he do then? I think he started the channel partly out of his mistaken belief that he's a good chef, and partly so he had something to do with his life and have something more interesting to say to people when they asked what he did for a living. When he longer has that, he's not going to have much left at all. His brain is already turning into mulch while he's still using it, what's going to happen when he's got nothing to do but watch daytime TV and make unhinged posts to Facebook?