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this mfer doesn't know how to buy more than 7 days worth of food
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this mfer doesn't know how to buy more than 7 days worth of food
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink
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“It would be dumb of me to leave my house while it’s snowing” like come on guy, it’s just snow, there’s nothing dumb about a day off while it’s snowing, this guy is so fucking pampered I swear.
Also wasn’t the excuse he takes his day off to align with Kats day off? How can he just causally swap it so soon? Has he ever admitted this bitch constantly has days off now....
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It's always so cute the way he makes up little excuses for being a shut-in, as though it's somehow not the lifestyle he willingly chooses as well as the one his livelihood depends on.
We get it, Phil. The entire world outside your four walls confuses and terrifies you. Covering for that fact is just artifice at this point.
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Confirmed Kathy has next Monday off. He didn't even have to think about it or get her to swap shifts to be his chauffeuse all day.
Also boomer Tweets fearfully about the possibility of a few inches of snow that's half a week away.
Kermit the Frog
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It's pretty clear that if Kat does work, it's only on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays (@LiquidCancer kept track of this for a few weeks in the Kat Speculation thread). Phil can change his day off during the week without any problem, like he did here. I checked the weather report for Renton and Monday is going to be just as bad as Tuesday (low 30's with snowfall), so the change is pointless because either way he's going to have to drive in the snow for a short distance. Even if Phil were so averse to the snow that he didn't want to deal with it at all, chances are they'll be out of food because they only buy just enough to get through the week. It's happened a few times where Phil couldn't do his weekly shopping and whined there was nothing to eat, the fridge is totally empty dood. An easy solution around the snow problem is to have Kat do the shopping herself this weekend, but apparently Phil must go with her every time to ensure she isn't buying more potatoes.
DSP and SamSho would be the shortest session ever.
A slow game, focused on neutral and footsies? Either he tries to unga bunga and gets blown up or he would just pick Tam Tam and try to win by staying in the corner and zoning. But it's DSP.
Yeah Phil, would be dumb to go out in the snow. Whenever it snows anywhere, everyone just bunkers down.
Slovakia for example, you can only see people during Spring/Summer. The rest of the time, it's like Silent Hill.
DiabeticSP
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Imagine insisting that you move to Seattle over Florida where your full-time girlfriend/fiancee wants to move, and then being too terrified of snow to leave the house.
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if he lived in florida he would be bitching about the heat in march
also anytime a hurricane blew over he'd bitch about how he's the most effected and he needs the money and shit
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He grew up in CT with lots of snow, but now he's terrified of it and changes his schedule around a bit of it?
What a weak bitch.
What a weak bitch.
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Pig's just looking for excuses to not go out. Pig fears people. Pig hates people.
Sarutobi
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Which is weird considering most places nowadays have online shopping/delivery. Why not just use that and never leave the house? Might just be something to do with pretending to have a normal adult life.
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I can't believe Phil still brings up his "body building days". I mean we all know this is a lie, but let's introduce some inductive reasoning here: Can you think of one body builder who hasn't taken the time to take photos of themselves all ripped and at their peak? We're in the age of social media and you're telling me Phil didn't take one beefcake photo when he was allegedly ripped?
Phil doesn't have the first clue about how to be healthy much less how to build muscle mass.
Phil doesn't have the first clue about how to be healthy much less how to build muscle mass.
Comma
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The successful Twitch streamer greets his loving audience:
iDontSmileMan
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DSP said on stream that he just got a text message from his cable company that snow is expected in his area which I find weird, do cable companies really do that? Feels like he's setting the ground for taking a staycation again
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He has a business line which comes with an expected uptime percentage. Maybe this is the cable company giving a heads-up that there could be loss of service due to ice and downed poles and such. Probably just a CYA on their part.
strandedcastaway
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I looked at the Seattle forecast on weather.com and right now it's rain showers today and tomorrow, cloudy on Monday, then snow showers on Tuesday and Wednesday. They're not sending power outage warnings three days in advance over snow showers.
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Not to standard residential customers, but for business class they very well might to try and mitigate complaints about downtime. Like I said, it's probably a CYA since if nothing happens, it doesn't matter, and if something does happen, they can point to the warning.
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Anyone familiar with Washington; do they have road trucks to deal with snow? I cannot fathom how someone born and raised in CT is deathly afraid of what looks like might, might be a light dusting to half a inch of snow.
Edit: If anyone wants to follow the forecast of this weather system; http://wxweb.meteostar.com/models/ipsm_looper.php?PROD=2020011112_WST_GFS_SFC_SLP_THK_PRECIP_WINDS
Monday is looking to be far worse weather-wise than Tuesday from this model forecast
Edit: If anyone wants to follow the forecast of this weather system; http://wxweb.meteostar.com/models/ipsm_looper.php?PROD=2020011112_WST_GFS_SFC_SLP_THK_PRECIP_WINDS
Monday is looking to be far worse weather-wise than Tuesday from this model forecast
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In anecdotal news I was watching a retro streamer of mine earlier this week when who should wheelchair his gimp ass in for a raid? Why superblindman of course.
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Because then he'd need to actually think about how to socialize with Kat to keep her. Pig learned a cheap and lazy way to keep Leanna was shopping since it technically counts as socializing and allows him to impulse buy shit to flex over. Since he's hideously autistic, he's literally copying what "worked" with her.
And given how Pig is addicted to his phone, he probably knows about the snow because he has a weatherapp clogging it.
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